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Funny story:  Danica Patrick Hints That She and Fellow NASCAR Boyfriend Ricky Stenhouse, Jr. May Be Kaput

Danica Patrick Hints That She and Fellow NASCAR Boyfriend Ricky Stenhouse, Jr. May Be Kaput

ATLANTA - Danica Patrick who wrecked into boyfriend Ricky Stenhouse, Jr. at the Coca Cola 600 in Concord, New Hampshire is still quite upset at the incident. Patrick speaking to Ambrose Appomattox with The Turnstile Review said that she did not ap...
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Funny story:  NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Apologizes For Crashing Into Her Boyfriend Ricky Stenhouse, Jr.

NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Apologizes For Crashing Into Her Boyfriend Ricky Stenhouse, Jr.

CONCORD, New Hampshire - Danica Patrick told the racing media that she is sorry about the incident at The Coca Cola 600, in which she crashed her car into the car driven by her boyfriend Ricky Stenhouse, Jr. She wanted everyone to know that she is...
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Funny story:  Charles Barkley Wins $1,280,000 On Kentucky Derby Winner Orb

Charles Barkley Wins $1,280,000 On Kentucky Derby Winner Orb

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - The 139th running of The Kentucky Derby was run on a field that was muddier than the town scenes in the western AMC TV series Hell On Wheels. Orb who was favored at 6 to 1 odds started the race in 19th place out of 19 horses...
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Funny story:  NASCAR'S Danica Patrick's Divorce Is Finally Final - Charlie Sheen and Russell Brand Both Say "Yummy!"

NASCAR'S Danica Patrick's Divorce Is Finally Final - Charlie Sheen and Russell Brand Both Say "Yummy!"

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - NASCAR racer Danica Patrick's seven year marriage to Dr. Paul Hospenthal has finally been finalized. The 31-year-old Patrick told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that she felt relieved and was feeling as h...
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Funny story:  The Indianapolis 500 May Be Moving To Saginaw, Michigan in 2014

The Indianapolis 500 May Be Moving To Saginaw, Michigan in 2014

INDIANAPOLIS - The word on the streets of Indianapolis is that the annual Indianapolis 500 Race could be moving out of Indiana. Sports Balls Illustrated Daily is reporting that an inside unnamed source who did not want her name revealed stated tha...
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Funny story:  Danica Patrick Says She's Looking For The Checkered Flag To Race Into Marriage

Danica Patrick Says She's Looking For The Checkered Flag To Race Into Marriage

TULSA, Oklahoma - NASCAR driver Danica Patrick was visiting friends in Tulsa when she was asked by a reporter if she is ready to enter into her second marriage. Danica replied that she is more than ready and she has already purchased 15 boxes of r...
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Funny story:  NASCAR's Danica Patrick Finishes in 33rd Place

NASCAR's Danica Patrick Finishes in 33rd Place

LAS VEGAS - So far 2013, has not been a very good year for NASCAR'S premier female race car driver, Danica Patrick. The 30-year-old has seen an end to her marriage due to the dreaded seven year itch. Plus she has been romantically linked to Da...
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Funny story:  NASCAR's Dale Earnhardt Jr. Calls Jeremy Clements a Punk For Using The N-Word

NASCAR's Dale Earnhardt Jr. Calls Jeremy Clements a Punk For Using The N-Word

AVONDALE, Arizona - Popular NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt, Jr. has just criticized fellow race car driver Jeremy Clements for his use of the N-word. Clements, was being interviewed by a reporter for Afro Sheen Magazine when, he inadvertently blurte...
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Funny story:  NASCAR's Fan Appreciation Scheme Backfires

NASCAR's Fan Appreciation Scheme Backfires

Daytona, Florida -- A rumored NASCAR plan to shower its loyal fans with free souvenirs ran into a glitch at the end of its Nationwide Series race here. The idea was to launch a "piƱata car" into the home stretch fence just before the competitors...
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Funny story:  Ashley Judd and Indy Winner Dario Franchitti's Marriage Skids Out of Control

Ashley Judd and Indy Winner Dario Franchitti's Marriage Skids Out of Control

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Three time Indianapolis 500 winner Dario Franchitti flew down to Cabo San Lucas, to get away from the horde of reporters who have been hounding him and his wife Ashley Judd since they announced that they are ending their marr...
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Funny story:  Russell Brand and Danica Patrick Spotted In Her Race Car At The La Brea Tar Pits

Russell Brand and Danica Patrick Spotted In Her Race Car At The La Brea Tar Pits

LA BREA, California - Rumors recently had the soon-to-be-divorced Danica Patrick involved with Dancing With The Stars dancer Derek Hough. Danica denied the rumors saying that Derek was just helping her get over her depressed state by teaching her...
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Funny story:  NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Denies The Derek Hough Rumors

NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Denies The Derek Hough Rumors

AMARILLO, Texas - NASCAR race driver Danica Patrick was in the Texas panhandle visiting one of her cousins identified as Aspen Loopkinlocker. Recent reports have stated that Danica's marriage has hit a big oil spill and her #10 race car is spinnin...
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Funny story:  Hot Air Balloonist's Dream Is To Fly To The Moon In His Balloon

Hot Air Balloonist's Dream Is To Fly To The Moon In His Balloon

POCATELLO, Idaho - Dontavian "Buzz" Buttonbocker, 53, says that ever since he was in grade school he has always been fascinated with hot air balloons. The Pocatello native actually built his first hot air balloon at the age of 9. He said that it w...
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Funny story:  NASCAR'S Danica Patrick's Marriage Hits The Wall

NASCAR'S Danica Patrick's Marriage Hits The Wall

SCOTTSDALE, Arizona - Word out of the World of NASCAR is that Danica Patrick's marriage is starting to sputter. According to Tango Brisket with Sports Territory Magazine, Patrick's number 10 race car has hit some oil slicks on the marital race tra...
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Funny story:  NASCAR Announces A Monumental Change In Its Races

NASCAR Announces A Monumental Change In Its Races

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida - NASCAR first came into being in 1947, when it was organized by Bill France. The auto racing giant now sanctions over 1,500 races in over 40 states including the countries of Switzerland, Cambodia, and Bolivia. NASCAR Vi...
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Funny story:  Lady Gaga Addresses The Scandalous Rumors About Her and Heidi Montag

Lady Gaga Addresses The Scandalous Rumors About Her and Heidi Montag

TARZANA, California - Lady Gaga was backstage relaxing after having performed to a sold-out crowd at The Gary Busey International Speedway. The New York City songstress was extremely overjoyed as she had received a total of four encores. She t...
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Funny story:  The Indianapolis 500 Will Become The Indianapolis 100 In 2013, In Order To Cut Down Fuel Consumption By 80%

The Indianapolis 500 Will Become The Indianapolis 100 In 2013, In Order To Cut Down Fuel Consumption By 80%

INDIANAPOLIS - The Indianapolis 500 Auto Race governing body known as The Indianapolis Motor Speedway Federation Coalition has just issued a compulsory directive. Gulliver "Green Flag" Greenhauser executive director of The IMSFC stated to the news...
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Funny story:  Lynton Erskin and Inchcock The Race Part the last

Lynton Erskin and Inchcock The Race Part the last

Arm ignored his friends and went to where the villains were spraying their potion. "Oye! I want a word with you two" shouted an out of breath Arm. "Blimey" cried Skoob "They've let the silly sod out". "Shall we run or pelt him with rancid fruit?" asked C.J. "We haven't got any rancid fruit" answered Skoob. "RUUUNNNNN!!!!!!" screamed C.J. The miscreants turned tail and had it away...
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