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Funny story: Desperate Tiger Woods on Craigslist Seeks New Caddy: 'Ability to Tote My Bags & Wash My Balls a Plus!"

Desperate Tiger Woods on Craigslist Seeks New Caddy: 'Ability to Tote My Bags & Wash My Balls a Plus!"

Tiger Woods announced today he had severed a 12 year relationship with New Zealand Caddy Stevie Williams who had been with him for 72 Tournament wins including 13 majors! The injured Woods, nursing a sore joint after 4 knee operations, the loss of...
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Funny story: FORE! Elin Nordegren Tees off On New Boy Toy After Finding Out He Did Rachel TOO!

FORE! Elin Nordegren Tees off On New Boy Toy After Finding Out He Did Rachel TOO!

Reports are coming out of Orlando, Florida that Tiger Wood's former wife, Swedish Sex Siren Elin Nordegren, 36, is once again part of a threesome, and not on the links at Arnold Palmer's Bay Hill's prestige course! Soon after tabloids reported th...
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Funny story: New Reality Show: Rachel Uchitel Private Dick!

New Reality Show: Rachel Uchitel Private Dick!

Claiming she really liked being under the covers, former Tiger Woods lover and Party Organizer Rachel Uchitel is now about to earn her Private Investigator license from where else: California! The 30 something femme fatale who reportedly scored $...
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Funny story: Sigfried and Roy Accept Offer to Tame Tiger's Tigresses for Charity

Sigfried and Roy Accept Offer to Tame Tiger's Tigresses for Charity

Vegas - The amazing talents of Sigfried and Roy will once again be witnessed by thousands as they return to the Mirage Casino in Las Vegas for yet another single performance for charity. This time is different, however. This time, they will be attemp...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods' First "GolfGate" Gal Pal Rachel Uchitel Says "Leave Me And My $10 Million Payoff Alone!"

Tiger Woods' First "GolfGate" Gal Pal Rachel Uchitel Says "Leave Me And My $10 Million Payoff Alone!"

ST. LOUIS - Tiger Woods first "GolfGate" Scorecard Cutey member Rachel Uchitel [pronounced: RICH-BITCH] was in St. Louis watching the St. Louis Cardinals play the Pittsburgh Pirates. Uchitel has adamantly refused to give any interviews regarding...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods First GolfGate 'Scorecard Cutey' Scores $10 Million!

Tiger Woods First GolfGate 'Scorecard Cutey' Scores $10 Million!

ORLANDO - It took her over four months but Rachel Uchitel, aka Rich Rich Rich Rachel has just 'earned' $10 million from Eldrick Tont Woods because she promised not to do a "Show and Tell and Tell All." Yes, in four short months Rachel went from be...
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Funny story: Rachel Uchitel: 'Size Does Matter!'

Rachel Uchitel: 'Size Does Matter!'

Heddinghausen, Germany - Rachel Uchitel, in an exclusive interview, let it be known that size does matter. 'If a woman says that size doesn't matter, her boyfriend or husband has a teeny weenie. Size is very important', she said when asked about h...
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Funny story: Theresa Rogers drops 'Tiger cub' lawsuit - Tiger infertile

Theresa Rogers drops 'Tiger cub' lawsuit - Tiger infertile

'Tiger babe' Theresa Rogers has been forced to drop her claim against Tiger Woods for support of her child, which she believed Tiger to have fathered. Tiger, it turns out, is infertile and could not have made her pregnant. Senior Spoof Writer Abel...
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Funny story: Tiger's infertility enrages Uchitel

Tiger's infertility enrages Uchitel

In a secret interview, Rachel Uchitel, the #1 mistress in the lineup of 'Tiger Babes', has confessed that she is angry with Tiger. 'We worked so hard to have a love child', Rachel said. 'Learning that he has been shooting blanks the whole time is...
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Funny story: Rachel Uchitel internet sex video: Chevron dumps Tiger Woods

Rachel Uchitel internet sex video: Chevron dumps Tiger Woods

Orlando, Fla - (Hanky-Panky): Tiger Woods' multi-million dollar Chervron sponsorship has bombed. A a steamy hole-in-one sex romp video, posted on the YouBoob! internet site, has seriously questioned his he-man reputation. The footage, featuring...
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Funny story: Miss England, Rachel Christie Involved In Pub Brawl Loses Crown

Miss England, Rachel Christie Involved In Pub Brawl Loses Crown

MANCHESTER - The reigning Miss England, Rachel Christie, has voluntarily given up her title after she was involved in a brawl in a pub in Manchester. Clancy "Big Ben" O'Malley, owner of Ye Big Ben Pub said that Miss England walked in, sat down at...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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