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Rachel Maddow: The Secrets of Her Success

Funny story: Rachel Maddow: The Secrets of Her Success

NEW YAWK, NEW YAWK ---- Rachel "Meow" Maddow says her qualifications as the hostess of MSNBC's The Rachel "Meow" Maddow Show are her "lesbianism and her liberalism, in that order." A graduate of the University of Oxford (Mississippi), she boasts of her doctorate in politics and says she agrees with almost everything in "the Eisenhower-era Republican platform." When he heard of her statement,...

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Sheriff Joe Arpaio To Design Hillary's New Prison Uniform

Funny story: Sheriff Joe Arpaio To Design Hillary's New Prison Uniform

BILLINGSGATE POST: The haute couture firm of Sheriff Joe Arpaio has been selected to design the prison uniform of Hillary Clinton pending her expected indictment by the Justice Department it was announced this morning by MSNBC's fashionable host, Ra...

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Trump: I Will Wear Pink Hillary Pantsuit If Defeated By Little Marco In Florida

Funny story: Trump: I Will Wear Pink Hillary Pantsuit If Defeated By Little Marco In Florida

BILLINGSGATE POST: A confident Donald Trump vowed to wear a pink Hillary pantsuit in the next debate if he is defeated by Little Marco in the Florida primary tomorrow. The counter-punching billionaire, stung by Little Marco's reference to his sma...

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George Stephanopoulos Admits To Having Paid 75 Large For Collection Of Hillary Pantsuits

Funny story: George Stephanopoulos Admits To Having Paid 75 Large For Collection Of Hillary Pantsuits

BILLINGSGATE POST: Beleaguered George Stephanopoulos of ABC News admitted to MSNBC's "Out-of-the closet-and-in-your-face" Rachel Maddow, that he did, indeed, have a collection of Hillary Clinton pantsuits that stretch back at least 20 years. Desc...

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Joe Biden Not Surprised By Hospitality Of Sheep In Montana

Funny story: Joe Biden Not Surprised By Hospitality Of Sheep In Montana

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL - Asked by Rachel Maddow if he was surprised by the hospitality of the sheep while he was vacationing in Montana this summer, the Vice-President responded with a sheepish smile: "Hell no. The sum-bitches kicked out two brand...

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MSNBC: Major Amos B. Hoople Endorses Gingrich On Rachel Maddow Show

Funny story: MSNBC: Major Amos B. Hoople Endorses Gingrich On Rachel Maddow Show

BILLINGSGATE POST - Major Amos B. Hoople announced his endorsement of Newt Gingrich on MSNBC's Rachel Maddow Show this evening. Ms. Maddow, who was leaning forward during the interview with the bombastic Major, was unaware that the nasty bastard was...

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MSNBC announces pending departure of star host

Funny story: MSNBC announces pending departure of star host

Unassociated press just learned MSNBC star and DNC unofficial spokeswoman Rachel Maddow is leaving her lowly rated "news" show for a chance at Hollywood fame. Rachel Maddow, the host with the most on MSNBC, told fans last night that this week's ep...

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Larry King: John Ver Klempt's Latest Novel of Islamo-Mormon Intrigue "Ripped from the Headlines; Promises to be a Blockbuster"

Funny story: Larry King: John Ver Klempt's Latest Novel of Islamo-Mormon Intrigue "Ripped from the Headlines; Promises to be a Blockbuster"

In the February 24th episode of Larry King Live, program, King interviewed John Ver Klempt, best selling crime novelist, about his latest book, Glenda's Way. It tells the story of Jack Freddy, leader of a shadowy, polygamous splinter sect, who has a secret plan to back the mainstream Mormon church into a battle against radical Islamists. As part of this plan, Freddy recruits one of his w...

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Rachel Maddow Offically Up Own Ass

Funny story: Rachel Maddow Offically Up Own Ass

MSNBC commentator Rachel Maddow bitch-slapped Obama's speech to the nation regarding the BP oil spill and delivered the speech she would have liked to have heard, officially getting all up in her own ass. "We've been worried about the possibility...

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Keith Olbermann Claims Seeing Rachel Maddow's Cleavage

Funny story: Keith Olbermann Claims Seeing Rachel Maddow's Cleavage

Despite Keith Olbermann's claim that he and Rachel regularly shower together between their liberal propaganda diatribes, and that her cleavage reminds him of the Allegheny and Monongahela Rivers as they converge to form the Ohio River, she continues...

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Liz Cheney Calls Rachel Maddow "Hot"

Funny story: Liz Cheney Calls Rachel Maddow "Hot"

A few weeks ago, the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) got underway in Washington, DC and there were no real surprises in front of the cameras, save for that magical moment when Dick Cheney appeared out of nowhere to chants of "Run, Di...

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Glenn Beck Denies "Affection" For Rachel Maddow

(New Canaan-CT) Recent "Time Magazine" cover man Glenn Beck is denying that he has "affection or any other perverse emotion" for Rachel Maddow after it was revealed that the pugnacious radio and TV talk show host had compromising pictures of fellow t...

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ABSNN: All bullshit news network begins August 7th

Funny story: ABSNN: All bullshit news network begins August 7th

One radio talk show host, three of Fox News Network's most reactionary political commentators, and four of MSNBC's most liberal political commentators, have managed to put aside their political and personal differences in order to launch a new, cable...

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Lou Dobbs Calls Rachel Maddow "The Tea-Bagging Queen"

Funny story: Lou Dobbs Calls Rachel Maddow "The Tea-Bagging Queen"

NEW YORK CITY - CNN's Lou "Costello" Dobbs became so angry at political commentator Rachel Maddow for calling him a racist that he called her the reigning tea-bagging queen. Dobbs referred to the openly gay Maddow as the brunette version of Ann "T...

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