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CDC Report Leaked: Rabies In The White House

Funny story: CDC Report Leaked: Rabies In The White House

A damning report on the spread of rabies at the White House compiled by the Center for Disease Control was leaked today and published by the NY times. The report details how people inside the Trump inner circle ignored initial warnings from CDC docto...

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Mitch McConnell gets rabies from Bo, the Obama family's "First Dog"

Funny story: Mitch McConnell gets rabies from Bo, the Obama family's "First Dog"

WASHINGTON D.C. - Mitch McConnell, Minority Speaker of the U.S. Senate, has been diagnosed as having rabies after a doctor who makes calls to the area around the Capitol grounds claims the almost comical-looking, eye-glassed, Democrat dragon-slayer w...

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Wayne Rooney confirmed with rabies in Montenegro!

Funny story: Wayne Rooney confirmed with rabies in Montenegro!

Wayne Rooney has been diagnosed with rabies after foaming at the mouth during a training session before tonights very important game against Montenegro. A stray dog was warming up when it suddenly took a bit out of Rooney's rear end and thinking n...

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Senator Mitch McConnell Morphs into Chipmunk on Senate Floor - Rabies Suspected!

According to eye witnesses, it was a scene like never before witnessed in US Senate history. Senator Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky) observers noted over the years looks very similar to a chipmunk had actually morphed into a giant a rodent right before...

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Rabies sweeps Barking

Funny story: Rabies sweeps Barking

Isle of Dogs, Barking - There are reports tonight of widespread foaming at the mouth across the borough's postcode of London K9. A rabid 'Africanised' vampire bat is suspected of biting a traffic warden who then infected a colleague during a lunc...

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Prime Minister Contracts Rabies After Being Bitten by Rabid Terrorist

Funny story: Prime Minister Contracts Rabies After Being Bitten by Rabid Terrorist

Whitehall -Prime Minister Gordon Brown has contracted the deadly virus Rabies, after being bitten by a rabid terrorist in Leeds last week. The terrorist, Abu Hamu Islam Mohammed has been kept in an isolated cell in Bradford-Leeds prison since Janu...

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Rabies Outbreak At Fox - The Sequel!

Funny story: Rabies Outbreak At Fox - The Sequel!

The recent outbreak of rabies, the madness inducing disease spread by biting that has infected the major stars of Fox News Station, has spread far beyond the confines of their offices. In a new evolution of the disease, it appears that it has the...

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Rabies Outbreak At Fox News; Stars Infected!

Funny story: Rabies Outbreak At Fox News; Stars Infected!

A virulent outbreak of rabies was reported today at Fox News Headquarters. The horrible, madness inducing disease appears to have spread through the top hosts of the station, then was transmitted to station employees and, strangely, even to their lis...

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Suspected rabies outbreak at Princess Diana Fountain

Funny story: Suspected rabies outbreak at Princess Diana Fountain

London - (Hydrophobic Mess): A one mile exclusion zone has been imposed around Hyde Park's Princess Diana Memorial Fountain after frolicking sun worshipers went down with suspected rabies yesterday.

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Rally Monkey catches rabies

Funny story: Rally Monkey catches rabies

The Los Angleles Angels of Anahiem, formerly known as the Anaheim Angels, Los Angeles Angels, California Angels, etc. released a press statement today saying that the beloved rally monkey of the team has been quarantined with rabies. It appears the p...

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Not the King of the Jungle, BBC presenter Simon King attacked by Cheetah

Funny story: Not the King of the Jungle, BBC presenter Simon King attacked by Cheetah

BBC presenter Simon King has been mildly attacked by a rather small and sick female Cheetah.

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Rabies reported at Predator Chapel Ranch

Funny story: Rabies reported at Predator Chapel Ranch

Crawford, Texas - (Ass Mess): Worried Department of Homeland Insecurity officials are probing reports that the Staten Island, NY rabies outbreak originated at Predator Chapel Ranch, the Bush family residence in Crawford after a number of Whore on Ter...

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New Strain of Rabies Found in Ants!

Funny story: New Strain of Rabies Found in Ants!

Last week, Scientists at the University of Wales discovered a new strain of rabies in ants.

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Jabba the Trump

I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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