Harry and Margret lived deep in the woods,
Living their lives just as bunny pairs should,
Laughing and playing and hopping about,
Consummate lovers, sincere and devout.
Harry and Margret loved playing so much,
Easily filling the forest with such,
Din that their neighbors would fly in great fear,
Clearing the woods of all birds, bears, and deer.
As they were playing one fine summer day...
Police from the London Met shut down The Spoof! and declared it a crime scene or to be a more exact the scene of a crime in progress.
The police received the following tip off from spoofter Alex99 who wrote an email to them in which he described h...
News just in from Hollywood suggests that Twilight heartthrob Taylor Lautner has been trucking around local pet stores looking to buy a whole bunch of rabbits to keep as pets in his Hollywood Hills mansion.
According to reports, Lautner has been l...
In order to get a leg (or is that "beak"?) up on rival Bugs Bunny, Warner Bros. actor Daffy Duck has released his very own spice. In the tradition of Paul Newman's salad dressings, Daffy will release a meat spice and marinade called "Daffy Duck's Rab...
Hong Kong - (Bunny Boiler): Thursday's Chinese New Year of the Rabbit sees bellicose war god planet Mars fire up the Aquarius trifecta of Sun, Moon and Neptune.
The alignment is seen with trepidation by superstitious Hong Kong city sources who war...
It can be revealed today that I'm a celebrity get me out of here unterstar Gillian McKeith has accidentally shoved a rabbit up her own arse.
A hidden camera caught the spectacle and showed that fat boy Shaun Ryder had caught the rabbit and had gon...
As the most dedicated reviewer for The Spoof, I occasionally get odd items requiring review. Most recently I was sent the latest in Rabbit's sex toy range: Thrust 2.
However, after the disaster that was the Party Food review that led to my review of divorce lawyers, I have been reviewing local hostelries for the past few months and find myself resolutely single, with no way of testing the Rabb...
Women everywhere rejoiced when Rabbit, the makers of the incredibly popular vibrating sex toy for women only (as seen on TV, if you have the porn channels), announced that their number one selling sex toy is to get a make over with a new facility tha...
A pair of innocent UK "Bunnies" were found mutilated with their ears chopped off and thrown in a cardboard box and when Hugh Hefner heard the story he thought it was about 2 of his UK "Bunnies"1
From the US he ordered the Britsh MI5 to go and sear...
Little Jemimah Fuddlepuck of West Wittering was inconsolable this morning following the 'liberation' of her pet rabbit 'Willy Bonka' by animal rights activists.
Jemimah went out into the back garden to give the rabbit some oats only to find the hu...
The BBC was inundated with complaints from furious viewers last night, as The One Show descended into chaos with a shameless display of live on camera sex, which left presenter Christine Bleakley in tears.
During an item on the show about rabbits,...
The latest hot news from the pre-election rag bag that is the, er, pre-election ragbag, is that it seems likely that the next government plans to legalise bunny hunting to replace the old-age sport (!) of fox hunting.
For those not in the know (I'...
There was a guarded response from SETI (Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence) officials this evening after the Hubble telescope successfully picked up what appear to be rabbits grazing in Saturn's ring, but one cautiously optimistic onlooker tol...
During a performance in Sao Paulo, Brazil, Julio Iglesias told the audience that he had abandoned "rabbit sex" fifteen years ago. The famous lover had quite a reputation, but he says it is no longer true.
He had earlier told an audience in Monterr...
As if one bloody wabbit, cute as it may be, wasn't enough, Spoof writer Skoob1999 today had to take another of the little buggers on board. The wabbits will be leaving the Skoob household on Christmas Eve, and should really be kept in a hutch, outsid...
Third-rate Spoof writer Skoob1999 was today taken a little aback when the formidable Mrs Skoob marched into the house with a little rabbit. In a box.
"What's that?" he asked incredulously.
"It's a rabbit," Mrs Skoob announced.
"What?" Skoob...
A man has been caught and arrested at the Britney Spears' home after neighbors reported a big rabbit looking into the singer's windows.
"I was afraid to call at first", stated neighbor Robin Ackroyd because, I mean it sounds like a hoax and if thi...
Mrs Rabbit, the single mother left in charge of Peter Rabbit is to be investigated by Children's Services in Cumbria.
The Rabbit family shot to fame when their plight was dramatised by the author Beatrix Potter.
"Mrs Rabbit is struggling to bri...