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Easter Bunny resigns

The Easter Bunny has resigned on grounds of "inappropriate stereotyping", fearing his association with the Easter holiday is having a serious impact on the health of rabbits around the world. The rabbit community feel more and more undermined by t...

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Children's Book 'Tale of Peter Cottontail' Critized for Lack of Species Diversity

Funny story: Children's Book 'Tale of Peter Cottontail' Critized for Lack of Species Diversity

Chicago, IL - The Rainbow/PUSH Coalition and the American Civil Liberties Union, in conjunction with the Lesbian Gay Bisexual and Transgender community, are demanding that the children's book 'The Tale of Peter Cottontail' be rewritten to include a w...

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Miley Cyrus Nearly Naked On Unicycle

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Nearly Naked On Unicycle

Well, we know now that there is still more ways to perform on stage while you are singing. Last night Miley Cyrus appeared at "Le derrière" wearing a string bikini and riding a unicycle. Oh, she also wore a tophat, that kept nearly falling off.

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Bunny victims of the Bedroom Tax

Funny story: Bunny victims of the Bedroom Tax

It has been discovered that from April 2013, rabbits on the Downs will incur penalties for having less than 20 bunnies in a chamber. This has set the hares running with terrible results in some deprived areas. A spokesrabbit from Watership Down, near...

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Half Meter Peter

Harry and Margret lived deep in the woods, Living their lives just as bunny pairs should, Laughing and playing and hopping about, Consummate lovers, sincere and devout. Harry and Margret loved playing so much, Easily filling the forest with such, Din that their neighbors would fly in great fear, Clearing the woods of all birds, bears, and deer. As they were playing one fine summer day...

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The Spoof! Now A Crime In Progress

Funny story: The Spoof! Now A Crime In Progress

Police from the London Met shut down The Spoof! and declared it a crime scene or to be a more exact the scene of a crime in progress. The police received the following tip off from spoofter Alex99 who wrote an email to them in which he described h...

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Taylor Lautner Wants To Buy A Whole Bunch Of Cuddlesome Rabbits

Funny story: Taylor Lautner Wants To Buy A Whole Bunch Of Cuddlesome Rabbits

News just in from Hollywood suggests that Twilight heartthrob Taylor Lautner has been trucking around local pet stores looking to buy a whole bunch of rabbits to keep as pets in his Hollywood Hills mansion. According to reports, Lautner has been l...

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Daffy Duck To Distribute "Rabbit Seasoning"

Funny story: Daffy Duck To Distribute "Rabbit Seasoning"

In order to get a leg (or is that "beak"?) up on rival Bugs Bunny, Warner Bros. actor Daffy Duck has released his very own spice. In the tradition of Paul Newman's salad dressings, Daffy will release a meat spice and marinade called "Daffy Duck's Rab...

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Powerful Martian forces align with Sun, Moon and Neptune for apocalyptic Chinese New Year start

Funny story: Powerful Martian forces align with Sun, Moon and Neptune for apocalyptic Chinese New Year start

Hong Kong - (Bunny Boiler): Thursday's Chinese New Year of the Rabbit sees bellicose war god planet Mars fire up the Aquarius trifecta of Sun, Moon and Neptune. The alignment is seen with trepidation by superstitious Hong Kong city sources who war...

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Gillian McKeith shoves rabbit up her arse

Funny story: Gillian McKeith shoves rabbit up her arse

It can be revealed today that I'm a celebrity get me out of here unterstar Gillian McKeith has accidentally shoved a rabbit up her own arse. A hidden camera caught the spectacle and showed that fat boy Shaun Ryder had caught the rabbit and had gon...

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Review: Dating Agencies and Rabbit

Funny story: Review: Dating Agencies and Rabbit

As the most dedicated reviewer for The Spoof, I occasionally get odd items requiring review. Most recently I was sent the latest in Rabbit's sex toy range: Thrust 2. However, after the disaster that was the Party Food review that led to my review of divorce lawyers, I have been reviewing local hostelries for the past few months and find myself resolutely single, with no way of testing the Rabb...

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Thrust 2 Rabbit, a success!

Funny story: Thrust 2 Rabbit, a success!

Women everywhere rejoiced when Rabbit, the makers of the incredibly popular vibrating sex toy for women only (as seen on TV, if you have the porn channels), announced that their number one selling sex toy is to get a make over with a new facility tha...

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Pair of "Bunnies" get mutilated in the UK and Playboy boss Hugh Hefner is furious.

Funny story: Pair of "Bunnies" get mutilated in the UK and Playboy boss Hugh Hefner is furious.

A pair of innocent UK "Bunnies" were found mutilated with their ears chopped off and thrown in a cardboard box and when Hugh Hefner heard the story he thought it was about 2 of his UK "Bunnies"1 From the US he ordered the Britsh MI5 to go and sear...

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Pet Wabbit 'Liberated' By Animal Rights Knobheads

Funny story: Pet Wabbit 'Liberated' By Animal Rights Knobheads

Little Jemimah Fuddlepuck of West Wittering was inconsolable this morning following the 'liberation' of her pet rabbit 'Willy Bonka' by animal rights activists. Jemimah went out into the back garden to give the rabbit some oats only to find the hu...

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Live Sex On The One Show - Christine Bleakley In Tears

Funny story: Live Sex On The One Show - Christine Bleakley In Tears

The BBC was inundated with complaints from furious viewers last night, as The One Show descended into chaos with a shameless display of live on camera sex, which left presenter Christine Bleakley in tears. During an item on the show about rabbits,...

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Bunny hunting to be made legal

Funny story: Bunny hunting to be made legal

The latest hot news from the pre-election rag bag that is the, er, pre-election ragbag, is that it seems likely that the next government plans to legalise bunny hunting to replace the old-age sport (!) of fox hunting. For those not in the know (I'...

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Did Hubble Spot Wabbits In Saturn's Ring?

Funny story: Did Hubble Spot Wabbits In Saturn's Ring?

There was a guarded response from SETI (Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence) officials this evening after the Hubble telescope successfully picked up what appear to be rabbits grazing in Saturn's ring, but one cautiously optimistic onlooker tol...

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Julio Iglesias Says He Quit Having Sex Like A Rabbit Years Ago

Funny story: Julio Iglesias Says He Quit Having Sex Like A Rabbit Years Ago

During a performance in Sao Paulo, Brazil, Julio Iglesias told the audience that he had abandoned "rabbit sex" fifteen years ago. The famous lover had quite a reputation, but he says it is no longer true. He had earlier told an audience in Monterr...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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