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Rat Meat Processors Association defend "I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!"

Funny story: Rat Meat Processors Association defend "I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!"

Hamelin (Hameln), Germany: The Rat Meat Processors Association spokesman, Herr Pied Piper has defended the actions of Gino D'Acampo, the winner of I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, and fellow contestant Stuart Manning, who are both facing anim...

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Angry Mido urges action on Abuse

Funny story: Angry Mido urges action on Abuse

Middlesborough Football Club striker Mido has urged the Football Association to take action after he was called a rabbit and targetted with animal droppings in his club's thrilling 0-0 draw with Newcastle United last Saturday. The RSPCA have recie...

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Cats Abducted In West Midlands Town

Funny story: Cats Abducted In West Midlands Town

Stourbridge in the West Midlands is shrouded in mystery tonight, after it emerged that many of the town's cats had gone missing over the last two months. Forty-five cats have disappeared from the town's streets, all in mysterious circumstances, an...

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Cat absolutely livid with RSPCA

Funny story: Cat absolutely livid with RSPCA

Celebrity cat Tom, the eponymous half of the TV series "Tom and Jerry" has today taken the Blackpool branch of the RSPCA to task. Appearing on the West Pier in Dick Whittington and his Cat, Tom was taken ill late last night and rushed to the local...

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Gordon Ramsay outrages Animal Charities

Funny story: Gordon Ramsay outrages Animal Charities

Fiery Glaswegian cook Gordon Ramsay has outraged several high-profile animal charities by demanding they use 'in-season' ingredients.

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RSPCA Flood Warnings After Deluge of Cats and Dogs

Funny story: RSPCA Flood Warnings After Deluge of Cats and Dogs

The RSPCA has today issued flood warnings after reports started pouring in from all over Britain that it's actually raining cats and dogs.

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Ruth Badger Takes Over Badly Run RSPCA

Funny story: Ruth Badger Takes Over Badly Run RSPCA

Ruth Badger, aggressive businesswoman rival of Sir Alan Sugar, has today confirmed that she will be taking over the ailing RSPCA, which will be rechristened Badgers and Other Animals Rights (BOAR).

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Paris Hilton and Britney Spears Eat Dogs Reports RSPCA

Funny story: Paris Hilton and Britney Spears Eat Dogs Reports RSPCA

The rspca has today revealed that it has been investigating hundreds of cases of celebrity dog abuse. A spokesman today commented, "Top celebrities are not just kissing their dogs, they are licking them, then frying them up later and eating them...

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Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Robert Mueller, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.
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