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Funny story: RNC to Recall 103 Senate and House Members for Faulty Wiring in the Brain

RNC to Recall 103 Senate and House Members for Faulty Wiring in the Brain

WASHINGTON, D. C.- In advance of the 2014 midterm elections, the Republican National Committee is recalling 103 of its current Senate and House members because of faulty wiring in the speech center of their brains. Explained RNC Chairman Reince...
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Funny story: GOP Rebrands, Goes Back To The Future!

GOP Rebrands, Goes Back To The Future!

Washington DC- After much navel gazing, a great deal of market research,and millions of dollars worth of tarot and palm readings,The RNC has come to the only logical conclusion. The Republican brand is un-salvageable. Therefore, RNC chairman...
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Funny story: American voters call on Clint Eastwood to make Mitt Romney invisible

American voters call on Clint Eastwood to make Mitt Romney invisible

American voters who are already totally bored with the Presidential campaign have called on 82 year old kookball actor Clint Eastwood to 'make Romney disappear' after his bizarre 'conversation' with an empty chair that he thought was President Obama...
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Funny story: GOP Convention Run For New Malarkey "Not Fact-Checkers"

GOP Convention Run For New Malarkey "Not Fact-Checkers"

In keeping with high standards of intellectual guidance and decent politics for a global party, GOP representatives have wound up their convention with leaps and bounds upward in a new official language, quickly becoming known as New Malarkey And Ass...
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Funny story: RNC Wagged Wasserman

RNC Wagged Wasserman

NewsMax has just revealed that Debbie Wasserman Schultz, current Chairman of Democratic National Committee, is actually a "double-agent" who was recruited for her position by members of the Republican National Committee (RNC). Wasserman fircely deni...
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Funny story: Republicans Change Symbol from Elephant to Really Old Bigot

Republicans Change Symbol from Elephant to Really Old Bigot

Washington D.C. - In what many are calling a sign of the Republican Party's desperation, Republican National Committee chairman Reince Priebus today announced that the long standing symbol of the Republican Party, the elephant, is being replaced by a...
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Funny story: Republican Party Changes Name to Teapublican Party

Republican Party Changes Name to Teapublican Party

After weeks of rancorous internal debate, the Republican National Committee (RNC) passed a resolution renaming itself the Teapublican Party. Although the cost of the change is estimated at close to $53 million, Chairman Reince Priebus said the Te...
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Funny story: Gingrich Shocks GOP, Seeks Ron Reagan Jr. as Running Mate

Gingrich Shocks GOP, Seeks Ron Reagan Jr. as Running Mate

Despite having some edge in the republican candidate race by virtue of some name recognition, Newt Gingrich hopes to strengthen his appeal to moderates and cross over progressives with his announcement of Ron Reagan Jr. as a potential running mate.
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Funny story: Right-wingers to tour new Wild West Show, Cirque du Sarah style

Right-wingers to tour new Wild West Show, Cirque du Sarah style

In an effort to restore their public image after the shooting in Arizona and its aftermath, the Republican National Committee has put forth a proposal to produce a touring Wild West Show, starring leaders of the new conservative movement. Sarah Pa...
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Funny story: Prince Elected as New Chairman of Republican National Committee

Prince Elected as New Chairman of Republican National Committee

Reince Priebus, or Prince Rebus as he his known to friends and family, was elected today as Chairman of the Republican National Committee (RNC). The Prince replaces outgoing Chairman, Michael Steele, whose leadership of the RNC has been fraught with...
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Funny story: Steele Defends Flaccid Record

Steele Defends Flaccid Record

Attempting to maintain a firm grip on his post as the Republican National Committee Chairman, Michael Steele continues to "fluff" the press and his constituents, trying to convince them that he really is the strongest, firmest, and most engorged man...
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Funny story: Norm Coleman Has Longest Head of Any Man Alive, Almost

Norm Coleman Has Longest Head of Any Man Alive, Almost

Sometimes when reporting on a legitimate news item such as the fact that a former Minnesota senator is eyeing the soon-to-be vacant chair of the RNC currently held by Michael Steele, you get so side-tracked just by a photo. This is so in the prese...
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Funny story: "Drill Baby Drill" Energy Policy or RNC Night Out?

"Drill Baby Drill" Energy Policy or RNC Night Out?

The mainstream media and cable news channels reported two stories last night with the same caption: "Drill Baby Drill". As President Obama announced a program for drilling off shore which was in direct opposition to his stand on the issue in the...
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Funny story: Michael Steele Apologizes to Limbaugh

Michael Steele Apologizes to Limbaugh

In an exclusive interview with RNC Chairman Michael Steele, he announced he is sorry for his remarks about Republican talk show host Rush Limbaugh. He begged Limbaugh for forgiveness and complimented him on his black outfit that showed tons of un...
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Funny story: Many Republicans injured in Hypocrisy vortex

Many Republicans injured in Hypocrisy vortex

The Republican party is in a state of shock today as many of its members suffered severe whiplash injuries in the recently discovered Hypocrisy vortex. "We had to change direction so quickly, it caused some of our party to sustain permanent injuri...
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Funny story: The RNC Changes Its Name to the Corrupt Bastards Club

The RNC Changes Its Name to the Corrupt Bastards Club

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - The RNC has now officially changed its name to the Corrupt Bastards Club. Having so many members thrown in jail in Alaska due to their corruption, being exposed by undercover TheSpoof.com writer, Gnarly Erik, the...
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