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Hillary Should Smile When She Discusses Rape In Military

Funny story: Hillary Should Smile When She Discusses Rape In Military

On Wednesday night, democratic nominee for president Hillary Clinton used her time during the Commander-in-Chief Forum to talk about, among other things, national security, and how to confront ISIS, veteran's suicide, rape in the military, and taking...

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Prostitution Booms During RNC

Funny story: Prostitution Booms During RNC

The worlds oldest and the worlds most odious professions have met in Cleveland and the result has been a windfall for the worlds oldest. Sex worker Lydia Kidder, not her real name, explains why the business for prostitutes was so good this year a...

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Trump Supporters Ponder Which Guns To Take To RNC

Funny story: Trump Supporters Ponder Which Guns To Take To RNC

Now that tens of thousands of gun enthusiasts have pressured the Republican National Convention to allow guns, the real question is which of their guns they should bring. Participants will be limited to no more than one rifle or two pistols each t...

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RNC: Immediate opening for qualified candidate

Republican National Committee is seeking qualified candidates for nomination for President of the United States in 2016. No prior experience necessary. Dear RNC: In response to your ad, please consider me a candidate for the Republican nomination for President in 2016. Although I have never held elective office, you can see from the enclosed resume that I have a long list of accomplishmen...

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Chelsea Clinton's Baby to Give Keynote Speech at DNC Convention in 2016

Philadelphia, PA - Although the site of the Democratic National Convention has not yet been determined, one bit of information has leaked out. The keynote speaker will be Chelsea Clinton's soon-to-be born child. It is uncertain at this point if th...

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RNC to Recall 103 Senate and House Members for Faulty Wiring in the Brain

Funny story: RNC to Recall 103 Senate and House Members for Faulty Wiring in the Brain

WASHINGTON, D. C.- In advance of the 2014 midterm elections, the Republican National Committee is recalling 103 of its current Senate and House members because of faulty wiring in the speech center of their brains. Explained RNC Chairman Reince...

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GOP Rebrands, Goes Back To The Future!

Funny story: GOP Rebrands, Goes Back To The Future!

Washington DC- After much navel gazing, a great deal of market research,and millions of dollars worth of tarot and palm readings,The RNC has come to the only logical conclusion. The Republican brand is un-salvageable. Therefore, RNC chairman...

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American voters call on Clint Eastwood to make Mitt Romney invisible

Funny story: American voters call on Clint Eastwood to make Mitt Romney invisible

American voters who are already totally bored with the Presidential campaign have called on 82 year old kookball actor Clint Eastwood to 'make Romney disappear' after his bizarre 'conversation' with an empty chair that he thought was President Obama...

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GOP Convention Run For New Malarkey "Not Fact-Checkers"

Funny story: GOP Convention Run For New Malarkey "Not Fact-Checkers"

In keeping with high standards of intellectual guidance and decent politics for a global party, GOP representatives have wound up their convention with leaps and bounds upward in a new official language, quickly becoming known as New Malarkey And Ass...

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RNC Wagged Wasserman

Funny story: RNC Wagged Wasserman

NewsMax has just revealed that Debbie Wasserman Schultz, current Chairman of Democratic National Committee, is actually a "double-agent" who was recruited for her position by members of the Republican National Committee (RNC). Wasserman fircely deni...

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Republican Party Changes Name to Teapublican Party

Funny story: Republican Party Changes Name to Teapublican Party

After weeks of rancorous internal debate, the Republican National Committee (RNC) passed a resolution renaming itself the Teapublican Party. Although the cost of the change is estimated at close to $53 million, Chairman Reince Priebus said the Te...

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Gingrich Shocks GOP, Seeks Ron Reagan Jr. as Running Mate

Funny story: Gingrich Shocks GOP, Seeks Ron Reagan Jr. as Running Mate

Despite having some edge in the republican candidate race by virtue of some name recognition, Newt Gingrich hopes to strengthen his appeal to moderates and cross over progressives with his announcement of Ron Reagan Jr. as a potential running mate.

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Right-wingers to tour new Wild West Show, Cirque du Sarah style

Funny story: Right-wingers to tour new Wild West Show, Cirque du Sarah style

In an effort to restore their public image after the shooting in Arizona and its aftermath, the Republican National Committee has put forth a proposal to produce a touring Wild West Show, starring leaders of the new conservative movement. Sarah Pa...

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Prince Elected as New Chairman of Republican National Committee

Funny story: Prince Elected as New Chairman of Republican National Committee

Reince Priebus, or Prince Rebus as he his known to friends and family, was elected today as Chairman of the Republican National Committee (RNC). The Prince replaces outgoing Chairman, Michael Steele, whose leadership of the RNC has been fraught with...

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Steele Defends Flaccid Record

Funny story: Steele Defends Flaccid Record

Attempting to maintain a firm grip on his post as the Republican National Committee Chairman, Michael Steele continues to "fluff" the press and his constituents, trying to convince them that he really is the strongest, firmest, and most engorged man...

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Norm Coleman Has Longest Head of Any Man Alive, Almost

Funny story: Norm Coleman Has Longest Head of Any Man Alive, Almost

Sometimes when reporting on a legitimate news item such as the fact that a former Minnesota senator is eyeing the soon-to-be vacant chair of the RNC currently held by Michael Steele, you get so side-tracked just by a photo. This is so in the prese...

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"Drill Baby Drill" Energy Policy or RNC Night Out?

Funny story: "Drill Baby Drill" Energy Policy or RNC Night Out?

The mainstream media and cable news channels reported two stories last night with the same caption: "Drill Baby Drill". As President Obama announced a program for drilling off shore which was in direct opposition to his stand on the issue in the...

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Michael Steele Apologizes to Limbaugh

Funny story: Michael Steele Apologizes to Limbaugh

In an exclusive interview with RNC Chairman Michael Steele, he announced he is sorry for his remarks about Republican talk show host Rush Limbaugh. He begged Limbaugh for forgiveness and complimented him on his black outfit that showed tons of un...

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Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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