It happened today, and it's the end of the world as we know it: R.E.M. (considered by many to have invented Electro-Lite pop) have announced their retirement from the music industry.
"It's a bad day for music," said Rockville editor, Wendel Gee. "...
Alternative Rock band R.E.M. have been compared to the composer Wagner according to music critic Robert Jones.
Robert explained the composer Rossini said "Wagner has brilliant moments but awful half hours." Wagner did write brilliant music like th...
'Self-Publicists Make Your Ears Hurt', the song recorded to help feeble B-list faded pop stars to publicise themselves to help the tragedy that is their careers, today went straight to Number One after its organiser Simon Lithpfool went round to his...
In a remarkable turn of events, it was confirmed last night that, having found both his spine and his Orange Crush, two items believed to have been lost forever, Michael Stipe has now lost his religion. The leader singer is understood to be inconsol...
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