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Funny story: The production of FEAR continues, as the UK airspace becomes filled with DRONES!

The production of FEAR continues, as the UK airspace becomes filled with DRONES!

RAF Waddington, Lincolnshire, UK: Soon, consignments of Reaper drones will be arriving... As the Police State continues to pile more psychological pressure on its UK citizens, where the UK Government wants to know more and more about everybody, while at the same time the public are allowed to know less and less about them and their secret courts, now is the age of the DRONES! Non-military dr...
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Funny story: Squatter camps on the streets of London 2012...

Squatter camps on the streets of London 2012...

Stratford, LONDON: In the tunnel at Stratford Railway Station, entrance gate for the London 2012 Olympics venue, there is a busker singing just like Ralph McTell, the old tune the 'Streets Of London'. Let us listen to those words; Have you seen the military men In the closed-down market on Green Street Kicking up the paper, with his worn out Army boots? In his eyes you see no pride for...
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Funny story: R.A.F. officer breaks sound barrier

R.A.F. officer breaks sound barrier

A 47-year-old pilot damaged the inside of his own house in an unusual accident last weekend. Fortunately, Reg Blower was off-duty at the time, so nobody was injured. According to neighbours, Reg's wife had suffered years of his raucous belching,...
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Funny story: William made redundant as government strips RAF of search and rescue role

William made redundant as government strips RAF of search and rescue role

Anglesey - The retirement of RAF Sea King helicopters means Wills and other search/rescue pilots are on the scrapheap - unless they're re-employed by private contractors bidding for the government contract. Whitehall rumors reckon that carriers su...
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Funny story: Gaddafi snipers suspected behind Bournemouth Red Arrows tragedy

Gaddafi snipers suspected behind Bournemouth Red Arrows tragedy

Bournemouth - Ministry of Defence sources are saying absolutely nothing, of course, but a horrible local gut feeling prevails that the Mad Dog of the Middle East may be responsible for downing the RAF Hawk jet. At around 13.50BST one of nine Red A...
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Funny story: Nimrods to Fly Again!

Nimrods to Fly Again!

For many weeks, this government have been telling us that they will have to be cutting back on our defence systems. In particular, the £20 billion contract for the Nimrod MR4 Marine reconnaissance aircraft. In Seine News has discovered that this i...
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Funny story: Easyjet Takeover RAF

Easyjet Takeover RAF

In a bold move by the UK government Easyjet owner Stelios announced today that he would soon be taking control of the RAF. Stelios said 'Cutbacks in UK spending power meant I was able to purchase the RAF at very reasonable price.' Some of the m...
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Funny story: Ministry of Defence purchases 10,000 paper aeroplanes

Ministry of Defence purchases 10,000 paper aeroplanes

Steve Daniels and John Oates, of The Register website, embarked on a project to "reinvigorate the British space race" with the launch of a paper aeroplane into space. Defence Secretary, Liam Fox was so impressed with the cost saving of the lightwe...
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Funny story: Ingenious: Local Man Bathroom Tiles House Roof

Ingenious: Local Man Bathroom Tiles House Roof

An Oxfordshire man has been classed as an idiot and a genius, all in one week. Barry Ireland, 37, had taken advice from a surveyor who had told him his roof needed re-tiling on his house in Bampton, Oxfordshire. After contacting several contrac...
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Funny story: Right, Royal rumpus over RAF closures

Right, Royal rumpus over RAF closures

It is reported that HM the Queen is angry that other royals are fighting a rearguard action to save the RAF bases at Kinloss and Lossiemouth on the Moray Firth, Scotland. Philip of Macedoine is reported to have blasted the Secretary of Defence, Li...
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Funny story: RAF Pilots to Train on Model Planes

RAF Pilots to Train on Model Planes

The Ministry of Defence has announced today that, from early next year, the Royal Air Force will be getting rid of all of its aircraft except those used to ferry officers, MPs and minor royals. In a massive cost cutting exercise 327 fixed wing air...
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Funny story: RAF to get Sat Navs

RAF to get Sat Navs

In a bid to save money navigation equipment is being removed from all RAF aircraft and navigators being offered redundancy as the Government announces all aircraft are to be fitted with Sat Nav. An official explained that pilots can be trained to...
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Funny story: Red Arrows Will Be Severely Reduced by Government Cutbacks

Red Arrows Will Be Severely Reduced by Government Cutbacks

Following the government's announcement that the Royal Air Force will be cut down to World War I numbers, it appears that one of the first casualties will be in the world famous Red Arrows. It's enough to have Henry Allingham turning in his grave!...
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Funny story: Viking Long Ships spotted in North Sea

Viking Long Ships spotted in North Sea

The North Sea: Three Viking long ships where spotted in the North sea today off the coast of England in what appears to be some sort of extremely delayed retaliation attempt for the "Battle of Stamford Bridge" in 1066. Locals thought it to be som...
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Funny story: Court-marshalled for Guff Diving

Court-marshalled for Guff Diving

Pilot Corporal Lance Longshaft of the 1st Battalion North Norfolk Regiment was convicted and striped of his duties yesterday when found guilty of a dangerous flying offence. It's believed Longshaft was half way through flying his Chinook Helicopter i...
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Funny story: Red Arrows Crash Theory

Red Arrows Crash Theory

An investigation into the Red Arrows mid-air collision has revealed pilot Flight Lieutenant Kirsty Moore's make-up bag was open in her cockpit. Moore caused controversy when she joined the elite squadron earlier this year and turned up for her fir...
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Funny story: Red Arrows Admit First Ever Woman Pilot

Red Arrows Admit First Ever Woman Pilot

For the first time in its illustrious history, the RAF's Red Arrows Diamond Nine display team have admitted a female pilot into their ranks. Flight Lieutenant Kristy Moore will join the team in September, having been the only female pilot to have...
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Funny story: RAF anti-UFO patrols above crystal 'Skull of Doom' exhibition

RAF anti-UFO patrols above crystal 'Skull of Doom' exhibition

Edinburgh, Scotland - (X-Files Mess): It has been dubbed the 'Skull of Doom' following a spooky Inca prediction that it would curse any daftass Hollywood movie that used it to resurrect the flaccid acting career of Harrison Ford. And now the RAF i...
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Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!

A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
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