CP30 has married his long term partner Robo-cop in a civil ceremony and snubbed his co-star of over thirty years.... R2-D2.
The two robots have starred in all the 'Star Wars' films since 1978, but are barely on speaking terms. CP30 has been desc...
The camp golden robot C3P0 and his mute, somewhat irritating pal R2D2, from space documentary Star Wars, are to dance like Footballers in an attempt to resurrect their moribund film careers.
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