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Funny story:  Faymiss Screwd Up Kwotes In Histree

Faymiss Screwd Up Kwotes In Histree

In the end it's not your life that counts. It's the file in your ears. - A. Bramm Linkend Heirs used to inaccurate da-da's are munchless, then used to no da-da at all. - Barles H. Cabbage If I decide that you're an idiot I'll be hitting you with my accordion. - Yo-Han "Say Bass-chin" Bock We are shaved by our thoughts. We come. We think. Never mind, whisper. Joey...
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Funny story:  Translation attained of Ann Romney's comment on tax returns: 'We've given all you people need to know'

Translation attained of Ann Romney's comment on tax returns: 'We've given all you people need to know'

WASHINGTON - Experts were quick to point out that Ann Romney was not mincing words today when she told ABC News, "We've given all you people need to know" in terms of past income tax returns. Linguists, however, were even quicker to disagree. "...
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Funny story:  SamIAm's Famous Last Words

SamIAm's Famous Last Words

1) "Well. It looks like we'll be snowed in for the winter. You want the last piece of beef jerky, Doctor Lecter?" 2) "Give me that! I'll show you how to clean a gun!" 3) "Well, here's your electrical problem right here, ma'am." 4) "Does he bite?" 5) "Wow! The Bronx! And you must be a Negro!" 6) "How sharp is it?" 7) "I wonder why they call this Death Valley?" 8) "I disagree,...
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Funny story:  Unquotable Quotes

Unquotable Quotes

A collection of quotes I made up (as if you couldn't tell). 1) ?"This one guy said this one thing that was really profound. The thing he said really made you think about whatever it was he was trying to point out. It was a really neat quote." 2) "The secret to happiness is not being sad." 3) "Your honor student is sticking to my tires." 4) "I'm telling Jesus on you!" 5) "If I want...
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Funny story:  Parody writers fed up with Palin and Bachmann, claim these women are stealing their thunder

Parody writers fed up with Palin and Bachmann, claim these women are stealing their thunder

It's hard to be funny when you can't take what people say, manipulate the words a bit, and then make the people sound like asses. Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann take the manipulating out of the equation. Said one out-of-work parody writer, "Y...
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Funny story:  Little known Political Quotes

Little known Political Quotes

This hand picked selection of Political Quotes was gathered together by Inchcock, in the hopes of prompting a movement within the country to enable the overtaking of the Government, and its incarceration of the nepotistic, greedy, silver-spoon-in-the-mouths, members, and Her Majesties Opposition. 'The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax i...
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Funny story:  Quotes From The Friends, Ex-Wives, and Enemies of Rush Limbaugh

Quotes From The Friends, Ex-Wives, and Enemies of Rush Limbaugh

Rush Hudson Limbaugh, III, 59, has just published a follow up book to his 2009, best seller, Quotes From The Book of Limbaugh. The noted radio host, political commentator, author, television personality, and well known GOP mouthpiece loves being in the spotlight even more than he loves sucking on 10-inch cigars. Limbaugh is one of those unique national personalities who is either loved or ha...
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Funny story:  The State of the Onion Address: George W. Bush Quotes

The State of the Onion Address: George W. Bush Quotes

It's funny how stuff accumulates like sediment. When I first considered posting these George W. Bush quotes, I thought, "That's sort of a cop out." I didn't think it would be much work, you see, not like writing an actual magazine article. Just a simple cut and paste job, right? Well, not exactly. I started collecting these Dubya quotes as an unpublished story well over a year ago, mainly so I...
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Funny story:  Shock: Fighters Fly Off The Handle.

Shock: Fighters Fly Off The Handle.

A London born man has been detained by police indefinitely for pissing on someone's chips. Mr Walken-Cleeshay, who as every schoolboy knows is as old as Methuselah, committed the lewd act and subsequently had his collar felt, after coming to logge...
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Funny story:  In quotes, the Berlin Wall anniversary

In quotes, the Berlin Wall anniversary

German Chancellor Angela Merkel: 'Today marks a happy day for our beloved Fuhrer's dream of a single-state Europe ruled from Berlin. The Reich lives on! Heil Hitler!' Former Soviet Union leader Mikhail Gorbachev: 'And we lost 10 million comrades in the War for this? To see the Germans all happy and smiling and richer than ever, while we starve once more? Pah!' US President Barack Obama: 'Sep...
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Funny story:  Quotes From The Book of Limbaugh

Quotes From The Book of Limbaugh

Rush Hudson Limbaugh III, 58, has just written his first book of quotes entitled, Quotes From The Book of Limbaugh. The noted radio host, political commentator, author, television personality, and well known and loved GOP ass-kisser loves being in the spotlight, which he says he actually invented back in the 60s. The book which is published by the Sequoia Sapling Publishing Company contains...
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