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Funny story: How long will I have to wait? There's an app for that

How long will I have to wait? There's an app for that

Everybody has been, at some point, stood in a queue. Whether it is a queue for a roller coaster or for a Subway Meal Deal, it is sometimes handy to know how long it will take to get through the queue. Step forward (if the queue's moved on) the latest...
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Funny story: 'Long cues' warning as 10,000 head for tournament

'Long cues' warning as 10,000 head for tournament

Thousands of people competing in this weekend's snooker tournament at Sheffield Crucible are being told they face a public transport ordeal. Heavy crowds are heading to Sheffield bus station where long queues are expected. Most of these snooker pl...
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Funny story: Man Quits Job To Spend More Time With Netflix Queue

Man Quits Job To Spend More Time With Netflix Queue

DES MOINES, IA-Area man Daniel Hammond has, according to sources, left his job as a soft drink vendor in order to stay at home and spend more time with his growing Netflix Queue. Hammond, 29, began his subscription two years ago, when his wife ca...
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Funny story: Limited success for new Jobseekers Allowance Queuebuster tickets

Limited success for new Jobseekers Allowance Queuebuster tickets

The government's latest attempt to improve services to the increasing numbers of unemployed by introducing queuebusters tickets has met with limited success. The tickets, which costs just £20, allow jobseekers to skip to the front of the line, ens...
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