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What is it like to be very Frank?

Funny story: What is it like to be very Frank?

After three years of phone hacking, hiding in playground shrubbery and hundreds of inconclusive photographs, today we are finally interviewing very Frank. He has kindly agreed to talk to us on the proviso that he can stuff his face choc-full of Turkish delights throughout the entirety of the interview. At certain points of the interview we may have to adjust the height, weight and circumference of...

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Prime Minister's Question Time gets silly

Funny story: Prime Minister's Question Time gets silly

New rules are to be introduced to prevent a recurrence of the last Prime Minister's Question Time fiasco. "I think we must be in silly season," said John Bercow, the Speaker in the House of Commons. "Some of the questions that were asked were just...

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Question Time Braced For Anarchy

Funny story: Question Time Braced For Anarchy

Never mind the bollocks - it's Question Time! BBC chiefs are bracing themselves for they don't quite know what tonight as political debate show Question Time features former Sex Pistol John Lydon as a panellist. Lydon - or Johnny Rotten, as he...

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"Anna Soubry's A Lying Bastard Bitch Too!" Says Yorkshire VAT Pasty Rebel Ken Mither

Funny story: "Anna Soubry's A Lying Bastard Bitch Too!" Says Yorkshire VAT Pasty Rebel Ken Mither

Hotshot Yorkshire based VAT on pasties rebel, and campaigner for real gravy, Ken Mither, this evening reacted furiously to an edition of the BBC's 'Question Time' programme, after Conservative MP Anna Soubry, a panellist on the programme, stated that...

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20 questions about Senior Citizens answered by a Senior Citizen!

Funny story: 20 questions about Senior Citizens answered by a Senior Citizen!

1) Q: Where can guys over 65 find youthful, pretty women who are interested in dating them? A: I look in the library under Romantic Fiction. 2) Q: How can a man cope during his wife's menopause? A: Blowed if I can remember! 3) Q: How can a woman raise the heart rate of her 65+ year old spouse? A: She should tell him she's with child. 4) Q: What can an older woman do for the w...

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Question Time Triggers Latest Exploding Head Outbreak

Funny story: Question Time Triggers Latest Exploding Head Outbreak

A top medical expert has hit out at broadcasters following another outbreak of exploding head syndrome on Thursday night. The latest spate occurred during the BBC1 political debate show Question Time. Emergency services started to receive calls...

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A few questions for Mr Cameron - from an aged citizen!

Funny story: A few questions for Mr Cameron - from an aged citizen!

We have granted a decrepit, impecunious, impetigo suffering Nottingham gentleman, 65, space to ask his questions of the Prime Minister, millionaire, Etonaian, nepotist, apanthropinisation sufferer, and Prime Minister of the UK David Cameron. Question One: Re: NHS Q: Are You bothered at all? a) That unqualified carers are doing nurse's job's including taking blood samples, reviving patients a...

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Prime Minister Loses Temper With Annoying Balls

Funny story: Prime Minister Loses Temper With Annoying Balls

The Prime Minister lost his rag during Prime Minister's Question Time in the Commons this afternoon. He was in the middle of answering a question on the Government's proposed reforms of the Welfare Benefits system when he advised the House that he...

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David Dimbleby twists a bullock

Funny story: David Dimbleby twists a bullock

David Dimbleby has missed chairing BBC One's Question Time for the first time in more than 15 years after being injured in a "minor farming accident". The 71-year-old was unloading his bullock using a trailer at his farm in Fuckington, Sussex, whe...

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Kilroy-Silk Suggests The Army Occupy Poland

Funny story: Kilroy-Silk Suggests The Army Occupy Poland

Former MP, chat show host, and alleged racist Robert Kilroy Silk put his foot in it again last night on 'Question Time' during a debate over Afghanistan. Kilroy Silk claimed that a government spokesman had revealed that the reason for the military...

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BNP leader admits he only really questions time and didn't actually want to appear on the BBC

Funny story: BNP leader admits he only really questions time and didn't actually want to appear on the BBC

The leader of the British Nasty Party, the Rev Dr Nick Nasty, said in an interview last night that his appearance on the BBC's Question Time programme was actually a complete mistake. What he had said earlier in the month had been taken totally ou...

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Question Time transcript

Funny story: Question Time transcript

'And on tonight's Question Time we have Minister for Something Jack Feeble, some American writer nobody has ever heard of, some Baroness with an Asian complexion, another Liberal nobody, and Adolf Hitler. Let's take our first question, which comes from Henry Himmler.' 'Can we devote an entire hour of this BBC programme to talking about Adolf Hitler?' 'Jack Feeble.' 'Well, we can, but let me jus...

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New TV Panel Show Announced by BBC

Funny story: New TV Panel Show Announced by BBC

The BBC announced a new show to appear in their Spring Schedules. Entitled "Roasting Time", it will involve a panel of people in the news being questioned by an invited audience on current events. "The critical difference to other shows,", explai...

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Question Time Axed By BBC

Funny story: Question Time Axed By BBC

The BBC has announced that it is to axe the current affairs program Question Time. Director General Mark Tom Thumb said that the decision had been a difficult one. "The show has run for thirty years but I think that there is not much left for it...

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Griffin denies farting during Question Time

Funny story: Griffin denies farting during Question Time

BNP leader Nick Griffin denied this morning that he had farted loudly during the recording of Question Time last night. Sound engineers were combing through the videotape to try and ascertain who had produced the loud rumbling bottom explosion ten...

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Family Guy's Peter Griffin outed as long lost brother of BNP leader Nick Griffin

In stark contrast to the racist, anti-Semitic, holocaust denying witterings that normally are to be heard spouting from the mouth of the leader of the British Nazi Party, tonight's audience of BBC's Question Time bore witness to an amazing revelation...

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Far-Right Leader Banned From BBC's Question Time in 1940

Funny story: Far-Right Leader Banned From BBC's Question Time in 1940

There was controversy yesterday when the BBC announced that its September 1940 edition of Question Time would not include Adolf Hitler, the Leader of the National Socialist German Workers Party and Leader of the Third Reich. "We don't believe that...

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BNP Leader Withdraws from Question Time Appearance

British National Party Leader Nick Griffin has sensationally withdrawn from his scheduled appearance on Question Time this evening, it has been announced. A spokesman for the BNP explained that Mr Griffin was 'unwell' and would therefore not be in...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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