Brisbane - Australia's second-largest and third-most populous state has put its foot down about the Douchesse of Cambridge becoming queen after extensive DNA testing showed Kate Middleton is Cherie Blair's squalid brat.
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In a dramatic turn of events, it was revealed by the Queensland fisheries minister yesterday, that the state government is to use dying children and the aged attached to drumlines in order to lure and trap man-eating Great White sharks.
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