Her Majesty the Queen's speech to parliament today has achieved the impossible - all members of the House who were in attendance remained awake. Her Royal Majesty opened her speech with a plea to Wrigley's, the chewing gum manufacturer, not to lay...
In a move that has put the constitutional cat among the pigeons, the Queen has altered the speech she is going give to the House of Commons outling 'her Government's' programme. In a passage aboloshing the hereditary element from the House of Lord...
The traditional Christmas Day speech broadcast to the nation each year by the Queen is to be performed this year by ... Helen Mirren! Helen approached the BBC to suggest she replace the Queen this year after hearing that BBC chiefs had told the Qu...
Buckingham Palace, LONDON: What HM Queen Elizabeth II should have said in the Queens speech is: "I'm a fraud. I'm not the Queen of a Sovereign Country any more as I gave our sovereignty away when I signed the final Lisbon Treaty. I'm standing her...
Her Majesty, Elizabeth, The Queen has delivered her annual Christmas message. In it she placed considerable emphasis on the role sport plays in our national psyche. She noted that when Man U play Manchester City rival fans get together to abuse an...
The new coalition government, the first coalition government since the war in case you didn't know, has outlined radical changes to the drink driving laws amid tumultuous scenes in the commons. Official government spokespeople have issued the followi...
The Queen's speech set out the first 18 days of the coalition government. An announcement that there were to be 'sweeping changes', shocked many custodians, janitors and cleaners around the country. Spokesman 'Billy Broomhead' said, "Why us? Wha...
London - (Rioters): The dog poo-smeared royal document was dumped inside a Thameslink Gents this evening. An accompanying official envelope had We Are Not Amused scrawled in blood. A sneak preview of the contents shows a mixed bag of Old Tory...
According to a research jointly carried out by Oxford and Cambridge Universities the Queen's Christmas speech on TV is watched by 56% of the adult population in the UK but remembered only by 3% after the Boxing Day. The proportion of people giving so...
'At this time of the year we know it is a special time for you and your families, but this year has been a difficult one for many. Some will have struggled with managing household bills, some will have had to spend less on heating in their castles, some will have had to cut back on the number of servants they have. Our own family only had eight months' holiday this year, and even our eldest son...
Christmas time here in the UK is all about the little traditions. Be it watching your child's first school nativity play or decorating your house to within an inch of its structural integrity. One of the many traditions we here in the UK hold dea...
The Queen has taken an unusual step, adding an amendment to her Christmas Day address. Interestingly, from the content of the latest speech it seems widespread use of fashionable buzz words and in-phrases annoy The Queen as much as they annoy the rest of us. "One would like to add to ones earlier speech.. something which one forgot to mention as one was a little drunk. It has come to ones a...
Cartoon kings of animated entertainment on both sides of the Atlantic and even among the more literate from downunder, Vomit and Waffles, sprung a Christmas surprise on the media watchers amd the watchers of media including those who dwell in and on...
The Queen and other members of the Royal Parasites are spending their Christmas holidays at a slum tenement squat in Liverpool's dilapidated Kensington district as a change from their normal festive season retreat to their plush Sandringham estate in...
Today saw the delivery of the Queen's Speech by Prime Minister Gordon Brown. This was primarily given because the Queen was in Turkey on a Royal Visit to her husband, who had been slung in jail for insulting the Turks while on the same Royal Visi...
This week we suffered once again the new Queen's Speech, as usual full of empty promises we know our government will never follow.
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