Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers has warned Stewart Downing that the winger may have to convert to left-back to have any future at Anfield.
Its left-back or left-out. Downing's choice really.
Dennis Wise is among a large number of applicants for Coventry City's vacant managerial post.
(BBC Coventry & Warwickshire)
There's a lot of cab drivers around London who would have...
Fulham have lodged a formal complaint with the Premier League over Liverpool's interest in Clint Dempsey.
Fulham going against the grain here, the rest of the country are laughing at Liverpool, and they're complaining about them.
Wolverhampton Wanderers agree fees of £22 million in selling Matt Jarvis to West Ham and Stephen Fletcher to Sunderland.
Newly minted Wolves...
New QPR goalkeeper hailed a five star performance from Queens Park Rangers on the opening day of the Premier League season, as he picked the ball out of the net five times in a home reverse to Swansea.
Green refused to be downbeat at his new teams...
Joey Barton is the subject of an approach from French side Marseille after losing his QPR squad number to new signing Ryan Nelsen.
I know we love to hate the French, but do they really deserve Joey Barton?
The Olympic spirit may have had an effect on Chelsea left-back Ashley Cole, as he gave a young Manchester City fan his Community Shield medal
Frank Lampard, 3...
Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini has caught the mood of the country when it comes to cycling, riding a smart new sky-blue bike to City's training ground.
Rumours he bought the bike from Arsene Wenger for £2 million have been denied by sources at City.
AC Milan have joined Liverpool and Arsenal in the race to sign Turkish international Nuri Sahin from Real Madrid after Jose Mour...
Transfer Window Gossip
Ferguson confirms Man United talks with wonderkid Moura.
Oscar reportedly on his way to Chelsea for £25m.
There's only a small window (about four days every July normally) that English clubs can sign players from Brazil. If they saw how much it rains on a wet and windy Tuesday in Wigan, they wouldn't join the Premier League for all the tea in China (or roubles in R...
Phillipa (Pippa) Middleton was the obvious choice of Queens Park Rangers to plan the upcoming celebration 'do' for the team as they move back into the English Premier League.
Although a little hesitant when first approached, Pippa agreed and says...
It is now 'old news' that Neil Warnock has warned Queens Park Rangers against sacking him after their return to the Premier League.
Neil Warnock has approached the Human Rights Association in connection with the rumour that Queens Park Rangers may fire him, after all of his hard work to get QPR back up into the EPL.
His work with QPR and the amazing results cannot be disputed.
Spoof Writers are especially excited to find that Queens Park Rangers have won promotion to the English Premier League.
Not only will they have new players to Spoof but a whole new set of WAGS too. Spoofers just can't wait.
The QPR players a...
Queens Park Rangers have been commended by the Football Association after exercising "considerable restraint" after enduring extreme intimidation during their 'friendly' match against the Ch...
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