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Queen Victoria Spinning in Her Grave is Suspected New Energy Source

Funny story: Queen Victoria Spinning in Her Grave is Suspected New Energy Source

Royal Mausoleum Visitors to the Royal Mausoleum began hearing a strange noise and feeling strange vibrations in the vicinity of the grave of Queen Victoria, who ushered in the Victorian Age. The Victorian Age was considered a time of virtue, reticenc...

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Queen Victoria Storms Onto Twitter!

Funny story: Queen Victoria Storms Onto Twitter!

Let the royal catfight begin. Word is that the late Queen Victoria, enraged by the fact that the length of Queen Elizabeth's reign has now eclipsed her own (thereby creating tons of publicity for the current monarch), feels compelled to speak out...

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Queen Victoria Sells Her Granny Panties at UK Auction

Funny story: Queen Victoria Sells Her Granny Panties at UK Auction

They sold for $16,500. Not a bad haul for the long-deceased monarch. She reportedly confided to friends, "I had to promise St. Peter a 10% commission in order to get a one-day earth pass, but it was well worth it." Queen Victoria plans future tri...

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Victorian Spoof discovered in Chelmsford Attic

Funny story: Victorian Spoof discovered in Chelmsford Attic

The following is a Spoof news article from 1840, one of several articles discovered in a dusty box in the attic of Duncan Brown in Chelmsford. It has come to the attention of all rational minded individuals that our beloved Queen of a mere three years, Queen Victoria, intends to marry into German nobility. Polite society has given notice that it has been appalled that such Visigoth blood should...

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Ten More Favourite Goat Facts From Prince Constantin Ferdinand Maria of Liechtenstein

Funny story: Ten More Favourite Goat Facts From Prince Constantin Ferdinand Maria of Liechtenstein

with Prince Constantin Ferdinand Maria of Liechtenstein, Winner of the 'Landlocked Prince Who Most Resembles An Old Goat' Shield in 1998 First, a word from our patron: 'Salutations, sturdy goat-lovers. Here are some more facts about the goats. I trust that you will these goat facts enjoy without further ado: Why not come to Luxembourg this year and visit the Cheese Mountain at Brikkelbrack and...

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'Long to reign over us' to be Removed from National Anthem!

Funny story: 'Long to reign over us' to be Removed from National Anthem!

A statement released from Buckingham Palace this morning has sadly officially confirmed that Her Majesty the Queen has the age related condition known as 'detrectandis'. The condition is fortunately not life threatening. Detrectandis usually attacks...

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Elizabeth II Confused By "Queen Victoria's Secret" Gift Cards For Royal Wedding

Funny story: Elizabeth II Confused By "Queen Victoria's Secret" Gift Cards For Royal Wedding

Queen Elizabeth II, the grandmother of Prince William, has announced that she is confused by the large number of "Queen Victoria's Secret" gift cards that have been flowing into Buckingham Palace. The cards are wedding presents for William and his b...

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Elton John To Play With Himself On Isle of White

Funny story: Elton John To Play With Himself On Isle of White

Ludicrous bloated old queen Elton John, 78, is set to play solo on the Isle of White, on 16 June next year, writes Min Singe-Lymprist, Pantomime Dame Correspondent. The announcement by Elton's camp manager Everard Tallboy was issued to the media y...

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Queen Victoria To Be Resurrected

Funny story: Queen Victoria To Be Resurrected

Winchester-- The DNA of Queen Victoria is to be used to resurrect Her Highness for the 21st Century. The resurrection project is of the highest priority for Queen Elizabeth II. The current queen believes her son Charles and grandsons are not fit to...

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Victorians were on Mars

Funny story: Victorians were on Mars

Mars Lander's robotic arm has uncovered yet more evidence that the Victorians successfully established a camp on the red planet. NASA had earlier hinted that magnified images from the Mars Orbiter appeared to show the letters 'ADE IN BIRMING...

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Camilla Blamed For Queen Victoria Poisoning

Funny story: Camilla Blamed For Queen Victoria Poisoning

Since its launch on December 7th, the Cunard liner Queen Victoria appears to be cursed.

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House Of Windsor Mix-Up On New £20 Note

Funny story: House Of Windsor Mix-Up On New £20 Note

PM Fony Blair has called an emergency meeting of the Cabinet for later today to discuss what to do about the disastrous launch of the new £20 note.

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