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Funny story: Congress Invites Queen Elizabeth II to Assume Presidency

Congress Invites Queen Elizabeth II to Assume Presidency

Washington D.C.: In the first bilateral effort since the inception of the United States, Republicans and Democrats have unanimously decided to install British Queen Elizabeth II as the next president after Obama leaves office. "Let's be honest: Sh...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Seeks Permission From The Queen To Use "We Will Rock You"

Donald Trump Seeks Permission From The Queen To Use "We Will Rock You"

Donald Trump's publicist sent word to the Queen that he would like permission to use the ubiquitous sports anthem "We Will Rock You" in his failing presidential bid. The next day Trump blamed the misunderstanding on the English for their funny wa...
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Funny story: Trump's Publicist Calls Buckingham Palace to Talk to Queen

Trump's Publicist Calls Buckingham Palace to Talk to Queen

London, England Queen Elizabeth's staff was surprised when a publicist who called himself "John Miller" called to schedule an appointment with the Queen so Trump could talk to her about the English "political scene." When informed that 1. If the...
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Funny story: George W. Bush to Visit Great Britain, Asks Queen to Use Her Castles

George W. Bush to Visit Great Britain, Asks Queen to Use Her Castles

London, England George W. Bush, disgraced former President of the United States, called the Queen to see if he and his wife Laura could get some free rooms in one of the Queen's castles. Prince Philip answered and set the phone down to get the Queen.
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Funny story: Trump Promises Queen a New Castle if She Will Knight Him

Trump Promises Queen a New Castle if She Will Knight Him

New York, NY In talking about his foreign relations abilities, U.S. Presidential wannabe Donald Trump remarked that he could get along well with other world leaders because they probably all admire him and would want to meet him. "I'm telling Quee...
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Funny story: Queen Spots Rafael Nadal

Queen Spots Rafael Nadal

While flipping through the April issue of GQ, (Gentleman's Quarterly) Queen Elizabeth reportedly came to a screeching stop and was heard to whistle, "Hail Mary! Who's the suit?" Then added, "He looks familiar. But he's wearing clothes. Strange, I do...
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Funny story: "Walk this way..." School curriculum to include lessons in carriage and deportment

"Walk this way..." School curriculum to include lessons in carriage and deportment

Carriage and Deportment is to be introduced as a compulsory subject in a pilot project in British schools as of the new school year, with the aim of preparing British youth in, well, how to walk and stand around. Little known to the public, world...
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Funny story: Queen's Speech

Queen's Speech

During the Queen's speech at Christmas, the Queen is not expected to bang on about being in the same job for all of these years. As we all know, it is boring when Neville in accounts does it. Elizabeth II is instead going to speak about the world...
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Funny story: Queen Victoria Storms Onto Twitter!

Queen Victoria Storms Onto Twitter!

Let the royal catfight begin. Word is that the late Queen Victoria, enraged by the fact that the length of Queen Elizabeth's reign has now eclipsed her own (thereby creating tons of publicity for the current monarch), feels compelled to speak out...
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Funny story: Elizabeth Waynes

Elizabeth Waynes

Fans of Queen Elizabeth took to Twitter today to celebrate her overtaking Wayne Rooney's England scoring record. As she has been on the throne for 63 years and Rooney is only 30 it is clear who has wayned the longest. The national anthem has been...
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Funny story: Royal corgis victims of Rolf Harris

Royal corgis victims of Rolf Harris

A spokesman for Buckingham Palace has confirmed rumours circulating in London that the Royal corgis were amongst Rolf Harris' victims of sexual abuse. However rumours of a foursome involving the Duchess of Cornwell have been hotly denied by the Ro...
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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Denounces Canadian Citizenship

Queen Elizabeth Denounces Canadian Citizenship

BUCKINGHAM PALACE - Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II held a press conference today denouncing her Canadian citizenship. "I was born in the United Kingdom and lived exclusively in the United Kingdom. There have been trips across the pond. bu...
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Funny story: Queen Victoria Sells Her Granny Panties at UK Auction

Queen Victoria Sells Her Granny Panties at UK Auction

They sold for $16,500. Not a bad haul for the long-deceased monarch. She reportedly confided to friends, "I had to promise St. Peter a 10% commission in order to get a one-day earth pass, but it was well worth it." Queen Victoria plans future tri...
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Funny story: "Queen Not A Nazi," Says Unconvincing Palace Spokesman

"Queen Not A Nazi," Says Unconvincing Palace Spokesman

After The Sun newspaper published footage of our beloved monarch giving what appears to be a Nazi salute, Buckingham Palace officials have been quick to deny rumours her majesty was a Nazi sympathiser or even a member of the Hitler Youth. In the g...
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Funny story: The Queen to be buried under Reichstag beer tent

The Queen to be buried under Reichstag beer tent

Germany - A three day state visit to Sauerkrautland kicks off on Wednesday with a Bavarian beer drinking contest between Chancellor Angela Merkel and Queen Elizardbirth von Battenberg. Later the women are due to take part in a traditional bratwur...
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Funny story: Prince William's rowdy university buddy Gaz turns up at door, spends night on couch

Prince William's rowdy university buddy Gaz turns up at door, spends night on couch

Prince William and Kate Middleton had an unexpected visitor to Buckingham Palace when William's old university drinking buddy Gaz turned up at the front door asking to stay for a bit with them. William's old friend Gaz had been on a night out in Lon...
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Funny story: Superstitious? Saturday's 34th anniversary of Trooping the Colour potshots at Queen

Superstitious? Saturday's 34th anniversary of Trooping the Colour potshots at Queen

London - The Queen is totally freaked out about this Saturday's Trooping the Colour which occurs on the exact 34th anniversary of someone firing six blank shots at her while astride sidesaddle on royal steed Burn Knees. Uh, Burmese. 19 year-old...
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Funny story: What the Hell are the Royals Doing in New Zealand of All Places?

What the Hell are the Royals Doing in New Zealand of All Places?

In order to answer this simple question our magazine "Conned Weekly" contacted Lord Hiram Abiff Cook of the British Foreign Office London who candidly answered unaware that we had recorded the conversation. Here is what he said: Well, old sport...
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Holiday tips from Santa!

When interviewed, Santa clause was quoted saying "Remember, if you're going to jingle then please jingle all the way". So remember folks, Santa doesn't like a half-assed jingler.
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