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Funny story: So old and gaga there's mothballs up her fanny

So old and gaga there's mothballs up her fanny

London - "In addition to destroying insects such as moths and silverfish," the Lord Chamberlain Lord Luce-Cannon explained, "royal mothballs make useful stovepipe cleaners and snake repellants." The remarks come amid reports that Britain's Queen...
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Funny story: Jimmy Savile - Case Closed!

Jimmy Savile - Case Closed!

The Jimmy Savile Inquiry into paedophilia that has been ongoing since October 2012 has been officially closed. Sir Winston Pike conducting the inquiry said that the case has been officially closed from lack of reliable evidence. "After due consul...
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Funny story: Palace composting lav horror on Queen's birthday

Palace composting lav horror on Queen's birthday

Windsore Castle - An organic composting lavatory serving the Queen's private quarters had to be sluiced down with carbolic today after Her Majesty accidentally dropped her diamond tiara down its fathomless bottom. It was her 89th birthday, a cour...
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Funny story: TheSpoof.com Dead Right Again!

TheSpoof.com Dead Right Again!

Here is a verbatim report from an article in a leading British Paper. We are not making this up. This is actually what it said: "Sex scandal Labour grandee Lord Janner has been probed over ­allegations he was part of a ­Westminster paedophile ring. The Met police spent six months investigating claims the peer - said to be too frail from dementia to be prosecuted - was a guest at London sex a...
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Funny story: The Queen's April Fools Day spoof

The Queen's April Fools Day spoof

London - Her Majesty Queen Elizardbirth is planning to teach politicians a well deserved lesson by feigning death on April Fools Day. A number of courtiers are in on the jape which will see royal arselicker-in-chief cum Prime Monster David Cameron...
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Funny story: Solar eclipse fears that Queen will sleepwalk into Windsor Castle moat this Friday

Solar eclipse fears that Queen will sleepwalk into Windsor Castle moat this Friday

London - Crown jewelers have welded night vision goggles to the Queen's tiara in case she flips out on Friday when the Big Light in the sky goes awol. A powerful solar eclipse will see much of the United Kingdom blacked out in the morning in fulfi...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton denies palace tryst

Kate Middleton denies palace tryst

LONDON -- The royals are not above showing a little of their majestic bodies on occasion. Exhibitionist Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cornhole and wife of Prince William, is proof of that, having shown her regal tatas to the world and having flashed her...
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Funny story: Vladimir Putin Announces Boris Nemtsov Committed Suicide

Vladimir Putin Announces Boris Nemtsov Committed Suicide

After a lengthy ten hour investigation pursuing thousands of clues, tips and accusations, Russia's Prime Minister Vladimir Putin announced that the former Deputy Prime Minister under Boris Yeltsin, Boris Nemtsov, committed suicide by shooting himself...
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Funny story: Queen Defends The Fabulous

Queen Defends The Fabulous

The Queen of the Purple Isles has hit back at suggestions that The Fabulous should be banned from socialising with so-called 'Ordinaries'. Harry Rump of the Roundguts claimed that The Fabulous are a bizarre group who differ on every conceivable so...
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Funny story: Queen caught sneaking out of the Palace and pretending to be a homeless person again

Queen caught sneaking out of the Palace and pretending to be a homeless person again

Members of the royal family and local security picked up the Queen yesterday after she went missing from Buckingham Palace. Palace guards reported her gone at lunch time shortly after Sunday mass. Prince Charles and Camilla then drove round the...
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Funny story: Actress Helen Mirren banned from Palace after 'aliens' jibe

Actress Helen Mirren banned from Palace after 'aliens' jibe

Los Angeles - Official: all traces of Martian DNA have been expunged from the royal genome after film star Helen Mirren blew the gaff on Queen Elizardbirth's alien origins. Mirren, who famously played Queenie in an instantly forgettable Hollywood...
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Funny story: Tombs Disturbed Near Buckingham Palace - "Psycho" Spotted At Nearby Motel

Tombs Disturbed Near Buckingham Palace - "Psycho" Spotted At Nearby Motel

Investigations by Prince Philip and a rapid response palace Beefeater team yesterday confirmed rumours that Prince Charles, a great fan of the late Alfred Hitchcock's "Psycho" movie and with a notoriously unusual taste in women, (shunning attractive...
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Funny story: Worst Ever Tsunami

Worst Ever Tsunami

This time of year is always high on calamities; but nobody on earth was prepared for this one. A mighty tsunami of human excrement that had accumulated in the North Atlantic over many years has been unleashed. Myriad towns and villages in North A...
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Funny story: Britain's New Year Resolution Announced

Britain's New Year Resolution Announced

The United Kingdom will be set with a resolution of 800 x 600 for 2015. Although less than last year, London buses will still be visible from satellite spy cameras. Trees will be a little blurred and cars will appear slightly pixelated. The Queen ann...
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Funny story: Undertakers' spy drones circle over Queen's Sandringham estate

Undertakers' spy drones circle over Queen's Sandringham estate

Norfolk - The skies over Sandringham were teeming with surveillance drones today as local funeral directors website Dead Norfolk Broads R Us.con acted on a tipoff about an imminent 'happy event'. "Of course, Her Maj might be planning to top old Ph...
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Funny story: Winter Solstice: bookies suspend odds on Queen ejaculating - no, wait...abdicating!

Winter Solstice: bookies suspend odds on Queen ejaculating - no, wait...abdicating!

Cyberspace - A ton of money has been bet on Queen Elizardbirth fabricating from the Throne of Albion on Sunday's upcoming Feast of Yule. Odds setters at global internet spread betting giant Aintgottaprayer.con said today they'd been looking at eme...
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Funny story: Royal Family to Move to Australia

Royal Family to Move to Australia

A spokesman for the British Foreign Office has announced that the House of Windsor has been transferred to Australia. There has been increasing speculation of late as to why the royal family are such frequent visitors to the continent. Kate and W...
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Funny story: Queen to Debut New Cooking Show on BBC

Queen to Debut New Cooking Show on BBC

London, UK-Buckingham Palace announced today that Queen Elizabeth will fulfill a lifelong dream of hers and debut a cooking show on the BBC this Thursday. "My mother the former Queen always said I wasn't good enough to have my own cooking show. T...
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Kelly Carlin Revises George Carlin's List of Words You Can't Say on TV

George Carlin's only daughter, Kelly Carlin, has updated her father's famous list of the "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television".
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