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Funny story: Suicide of a 'Tormented Genius'

Suicide of a 'Tormented Genius'

Julian Sidebottom was born in Clapham London and changed his name to Olaf Arsoff while still a student at the Slade School of Art. He was expelled in his first year for alleged non-attendance and heroin addiction. His flatmate at the time said of him...
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Funny story: One's Horses Achieve An All Time High

One's Horses Achieve An All Time High

Despite Estimate, one of HRH Queen Elizabeth's horses accidentally getting contaminated food in its nosh bag, this year has seen many high points for the Queen's horses, the Palace said this morning. "Some of the horses that her nags mix with though,...
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Funny story: Smack my bitch up as Queen's corgi tests positive for skag

Smack my bitch up as Queen's corgi tests positive for skag

London - One of Queen Elizardbirth's ghastly corgis has been caught shooting up heroin at a Kennel Club party. Royal Protection Racket sniffer dogs caught canine smack head Duchess Kate walking the dog in Rotten Row, London's top hangout for palac...
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Funny story: Queen's horse denies swallowing morphine!

Queen's horse denies swallowing morphine!

After discovering huge amounts of morphine in the Queen's horse (one of many) the royal vet, Sir Humphrey Nag, a renowned horse whisperer, issued the following statement: "The Queen's horse, who shall remain anonymous, has confirmed the fact that...
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Funny story: Royal Body language experts determine Prince George will grow to be expert at pooping, crying

Royal Body language experts determine Prince George will grow to be expert at pooping, crying

Only a year old and yet body language experts have already signalled that Prince George will be fantastic at both crying and pooping. "We studied several videos of the young prince and surprisingly he showed a real interest in crying his head off...
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Funny story: Middle Class Tattoo Booths To Open in Department Stores

Middle Class Tattoo Booths To Open in Department Stores

Shares in Edinburgh Tattoo, the high class tattoo studio chain, received a boost at close of trading last night after it was rumoured that it had contacted Balmoral Body Art, the place where Prince Andrew was rumoured to have had his famous "Mother"...
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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth To Name Biggest Warship "Bazil The Warship"

Queen Elizabeth To Name Biggest Warship "Bazil The Warship"

The queen is to name the U.K.s biggest warship Bazil because it sounds like her favourite herb. The Queen is due to give the name to the largest warship built in the UK at a ceremony in Fife's Rosyth dockyard. She will smash a bottle of whisky on...
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Funny story: Rolf Harris portrait of the Queen disappears from royal baby's nursery

Rolf Harris portrait of the Queen disappears from royal baby's nursery

London - A 2005 oil on canvas of Queen Elizabeth executed by convicted Oz pervert Rolf Harris has 'vanished' from Prince George's nursery at Kensington Palace. Commissioned to mark her 80th birthday the 8ft by 6ft portrait was first hung in 2007...
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Funny story: Queen throws lavish homecoming bash for England football team

Queen throws lavish homecoming bash for England football team

London - Football's coming home alright with the announcement that newly knighted Sir Roy Hodgson of Pratts Bottom and his victory team are to be treated to a fab Palace garden party to mark their historic World Cup win (WTF? 'Ed'). Sunday's no ex...
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Funny story: British Royal Family To Have Removable Heads

British Royal Family To Have Removable Heads

Queen Elizabeth II and any other Royal Heads of State will in future be removable to prevent Kings, Dukes Queens and even Jacks hanging onto power like Queen Elizabeth. The "Thatcher Syndrome" where crazed obsessives believe themselves to be ind...
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Funny story: My name is...?

My name is...?

Having been informed by her army of Doctors that she should 'ease' up on the numerous annual overseas holidays for fear of her long-term sidekick Phil the Greek either croaking or crapping himself midair, HRH Liz is becoming increasingly bored shitle...
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Funny story: Paris flea market renamed after Queen

Paris flea market renamed after Queen

Paris, France - The world famous Marché aux Puces has been renamed after Queen Elizabeth after Parisians compared her 70th D Day Commemoration outfit to a bit of thrift shop tat. This morning President Francois Hollande escorted the octogenarian m...
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Funny story: Queen's shock as Philip pollinates Flower Show climber

Queen's shock as Philip pollinates Flower Show climber

London - The Chelsea Flower Show has been rocked by a royal extramarital shagging caper among the Love Lies Bleeding (Amaranthus caudatus) borders. Early this morning Prince Philip was caught doing something lurid with a large mink-fur paintbrush...
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Funny story: Aspiring portrait artist George Dubya Bush gets the brush-off from Queen

Aspiring portrait artist George Dubya Bush gets the brush-off from Queen

Crawford, Texas - An invitation by the fledgling artist to capture HM 'au naturel' has backfired for the former President after Queen Elizabeth got wind of Bush's naturist activities from one of his former portrait shitters - uh, sitters!. Since r...
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Funny story: The Queen is going bonkers at Rolf Harris sordid sex trial

The Queen is going bonkers at Rolf Harris sordid sex trial

London - She's been told to take it easy as alleged old perv Rolf Harris slugs it out in the dock at London's Central Criminal Court this week. The octogenarian Oz entertainer has been charged with stuff despite being appointed Royal Pissartist -...
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Funny story: Mayday! Mayday! Queen diagnosed 'brain dead' in daft porkpie hat

Mayday! Mayday! Queen diagnosed 'brain dead' in daft porkpie hat

Cardiff, Wales - A royal Zimmer Frame totter-about came to an abrupt end today when Queen Elizabeth was declared 'brain dead' in one of her daft asymmetrical hats. Palace embalmers swooped in droves at the news, each bearing official mummificatio...
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Funny story: Another Rowling Blockbuster

Another Rowling Blockbuster

A book called "From Bags to Bitches" has rocketed to the Number One slot in America. Written by Alma Chancer it had originally sold only two hundred and nine copies; but after a lawyer working for Schillings inadvertently leaked on a Twitter account...
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Funny story: Vatican Visit - Queen Arrested for Money Laundering

Vatican Visit - Queen Arrested for Money Laundering

The Queen was briefly interviewed by the Spanish Inquisition during the Royal Vatican Inspection last week it was revealed. After arriving at The Vatican with twelve articulated trucks full of dirty money and 4 Transits full of bedraggled swans inten...
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