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Funny story:  Queen Elizabeth II Visits Pope Francis At The Vatican

Queen Elizabeth II Visits Pope Francis At The Vatican

VATICAN CITY - The Queen of England, 87-year-old Queen Elizabeth II flew into Rome to pay a visit to Pope Francis. The pope who is 77, stated that he was thrilled at meeting her royal highness and she responded by saying that the feeling was mutua...
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Funny story:  Royals still praying the Queen doesn't drop dead on April Fools

Royals still praying the Queen doesn't drop dead on April Fools

Ballybollox Castle, Berks - Bookies' odds of even money were hurriedly snapped up this weekend just as the UK government posted emergency briefs about the ageing Queen 'going down with the lurgi' after an earwig was found inside the royal's pants.
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Funny story:  Queen Elizabeth II Grants Shock Royal Pardon to Vladimir Putin

Queen Elizabeth II Grants Shock Royal Pardon to Vladimir Putin

A swan feast was last night interrupted by Queen Elizabeth II who appeared to pardon and absolve Vladimir Putin of any wrongdoing. The topic of conversation apparently turned to the Ukraine crisis. The Ambassador to Russia, Bolshevic Kremlin had...
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Funny story:  Prince Charles stops Writing Letters after Mistakng new Bandstand for Guillotine

Prince Charles stops Writing Letters after Mistakng new Bandstand for Guillotine

Prince Charles is said to have stopped lobbying influential ministers with letters after he mistook a bandstand in Buckingham Palace gardens for a guillotine. The bandstand, built by Robespierre Decking Specialists is for a new look "French Revolutio...
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Funny story:  UK Reign A Bloody Crime Era Says UN Security Council

UK Reign A Bloody Crime Era Says UN Security Council

New York - An emergency session of the UN has condemned the misery of occupation inflicted on the British public by members of the House of Stalin. Security Council Resolution 9-11/666 cites Russian President Vladimir Putin's geriatric octogenaria...
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Funny story:  Spooks intercepted Queen's nude Yahoo webcam shots

Spooks intercepted Queen's nude Yahoo webcam shots

London, UK - Intimate screenshots of Queen Elizardbirth's naked 44ff tits were intercepted during Her Majesty's naturist video chats with different sorts of naked men 'including the Archbishop of Westmonster' according to a report tonight. Americ...
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Funny story:  Queen sends back Dubya's portrait of favorite corgi after spotting penis in painting

Queen sends back Dubya's portrait of favorite corgi after spotting penis in painting

Texas - "George, honey, did you accidentally paint an erect penis in that portrait of the royal pooch - uh, whassisname, Cameron?" worried ex-First Lady Laura Bush asked her husband over breakfast this morning. "Because the Queen has just returned...
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Funny story:  Long To Rain Over Us is last leg of Queen's Diamond Jubilee hex, astrologers explain

Long To Rain Over Us is last leg of Queen's Diamond Jubilee hex, astrologers explain

The Cosmos - Filthy conditions in Aquarius, sign of the water bearer, are likely to climax on Valentine's Day when the Leo Fool Moon brings a deluge of karma on Elizabeth Windsor's preposterous 62-year reign. That's the upshot of an astrology conf...
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Funny story:  Russian President Putin Gives England's Queen Elizabeth Permission To Ship The Three Al-Qaeda Prisoners To Siberia

Russian President Putin Gives England's Queen Elizabeth Permission To Ship The Three Al-Qaeda Prisoners To Siberia

MOSCOW - In a true gesture of friendship Russian President Putin has informed Queen Elizabeth that he would be willing to take the three Al-Qaeda terrorists that are sitting in a London Prison and send them to Siberia. Queen Elizabeth was thrilled...
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Funny story:  Flash Mob Appears in Queen's Bedroom

Flash Mob Appears in Queen's Bedroom

LONDON, ENGLAND - Sources from Buckingham Palace announced that a flash mob appeared in Queen Elizabeth's bedchamber at the palace in the wee hours Monday night. Apparently, the Queen awoke to the sound of her corgis' loud barking, and was able...
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Funny story:  Queen to Kate Middleton: Drop The Skirts!

Queen to Kate Middleton: Drop The Skirts!

Kate appears to have heard the order but was confused for a short period when she thought the Queen meant to strip! However, Kate Middleton's grandmother-in-law is demanding lower hemlines, not the dropping of the skirt. According to Britain's Ma...
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Funny story:  The Taliban Plot To Kidnap Camilla Parker Bowles Is Foiled

The Taliban Plot To Kidnap Camilla Parker Bowles Is Foiled

LONDON - Scotland Yard has reported that they have uncovered a political plot by the infamous Taliban to kidnap Camilla Parker Bowles, wife of Prince Charles. Officer Higgins Higginbrook speaking to Chatsworth Wigginholt of The Ta Ta For Now News...
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Funny story:  The Queen sends stern reproach to Canadian High Commissioner over Justin Bieber antics

The Queen sends stern reproach to Canadian High Commissioner over Justin Bieber antics

Quebec, Canada - Her Majesty has written to the Canadian High Commissioner, Sir Wally Bong-Chillum, suggesting he dispense with the 'High' part of his official title because it may have set a bad sample to runaway teenage pot fiend Justin Bieber.
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Funny story:  Police hunt internet punter who bet $1million that Queen Elizardbirth will RIP 'dead soon'

Police hunt internet punter who bet $1million that Queen Elizardbirth will RIP 'dead soon'

Windsor, Berks - British cops have stepped up an online trawl for someone described as a royal mug punter who has made a million dollar wager about the daft old bird dropping dead 'pretty damn soon' . Deploying the services of a forensic psycholo...
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Funny story:  Queen's ugly granddaughter still ugly despite yet more expensive plastic surgery

Queen's ugly granddaughter still ugly despite yet more expensive plastic surgery

London, UK - Cross-eyed ten year old royal brat Lady Louise Von Battenburg-Hitler won't be seen in public for at least another three years after surgeons said there was nothing more they could do about her, uh, problem. Queen Elizardbirth's pug-ug...
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Funny story:  Queen Elizabeth to renew wedding vows in Edinburgh

Queen Elizabeth to renew wedding vows in Edinburgh

The "Mother of all hen parties" has been booked in Ibiza for the Queen's wedding vow renewal booked on 18th September to take attention away from Scotland's Independence referendum. Containers of sexy balloons, Queen outfits, plastic tickler orbs...
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Funny story:  Lockerbie architect's Christmas Message anyone? Bah, Humbug!

Lockerbie architect's Christmas Message anyone? Bah, Humbug!

St George's, Grenada - Residents of the Caribbean island of Grenada, a British colony illegally invaded on President Ronnie Raygun's direct orders in October 1983, have blocked transmission of the annual BBC World Service Christmas Day broadcast feat...
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Funny story:  British Royal family  use  "chill out"  lifestyle coach before Harlem visit

British Royal family use "chill out" lifestyle coach before Harlem visit

Sagging trousers, heavy gold chains and a casual outside of trousers shirt are to be worn by British King, Prince Philip at next weeks wealth distribution visit to Harlem by the Royle Family. Spare jewels, gold and crowns are to be raffled using free...
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