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Funny story: Worst Ever Tsunami

Worst Ever Tsunami

This time of year is always high on calamities; but nobody on earth was prepared for this one. A mighty tsunami of human excrement that had accumulated in the North Atlantic over many years has been unleashed. Myriad towns and villages in North A...
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Funny story: Britain's New Year Resolution Announced

Britain's New Year Resolution Announced

The United Kingdom will be set with a resolution of 800 x 600 for 2015. Although less than last year, London buses will still be visible from satellite spy cameras. Trees will be a little blurred and cars will appear slightly pixelated. The Queen ann...
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Funny story: Undertakers' spy drones circle over Queen's Sandringham estate

Undertakers' spy drones circle over Queen's Sandringham estate

Norfolk - The skies over Sandringham were teeming with surveillance drones today as local funeral directors website Dead Norfolk Broads R Us.con acted on a tipoff about an imminent 'happy event'. "Of course, Her Maj might be planning to top old Ph...
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Funny story: Winter Solstice: bookies suspend odds on Queen ejaculating - no, wait...abdicating!

Winter Solstice: bookies suspend odds on Queen ejaculating - no, wait...abdicating!

Cyberspace - A ton of money has been bet on Queen Elizardbirth fabricating from the Throne of Albion on Sunday's upcoming Feast of Yule. Odds setters at global internet spread betting giant Aintgottaprayer.con said today they'd been looking at eme...
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Funny story: Royal Family to Move to Australia

Royal Family to Move to Australia

A spokesman for the British Foreign Office has announced that the House of Windsor has been transferred to Australia. There has been increasing speculation of late as to why the royal family are such frequent visitors to the continent. Kate and W...
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Funny story: Queen to Debut New Cooking Show on BBC

Queen to Debut New Cooking Show on BBC

London, UK-Buckingham Palace announced today that Queen Elizabeth will fulfill a lifelong dream of hers and debut a cooking show on the BBC this Thursday. "My mother the former Queen always said I wasn't good enough to have my own cooking show. T...
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Funny story: Queen and Prince Philip Keep Location a Secret to Hide from Charles and Camille

Queen and Prince Philip Keep Location a Secret to Hide from Charles and Camille

London, UK It was leaked by Buckingham Palace that the reason that no one knows where the Queen and Prince Philip are holidaying is that they wanted to go somewhere where Charles and Camilla can't locate them. "I don't want ONE MORE holiday ruined...
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Funny story: Elite Squad of Twitter Birdies Handles the Queen's Tweets

Elite Squad of Twitter Birdies Handles the Queen's Tweets

Shortly after it was announced that the Queen had sent her first tweet it's been revealed that only "special" Twitter birds are entrusted with the royal tweets. Not just any old birdie will do. In addition to possessing a royal pedigree (commone...
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Funny story: Queen Falls Asleep During Prince Charles Speech

Queen Falls Asleep During Prince Charles Speech

Buckingham Palace, London, England-Queen Elizabeth, as did most of the rest of the audience, fell asleep during a Prince Charles speech yesterday. "All he had to do was say 'gardening' and I was out" said the Queen. "It at least used to take long...
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Funny story: New Blockbuster Bond Movie Set to Break Records

New Blockbuster Bond Movie Set to Break Records

A new James Bond film is set to break all box office records. Called "Never Live Again Unless Once More Over The Eight" it sets out to give Bond a human face: Explained producer Erin Broccoli with his writer-director son Benjamin; "Well, we figured i...
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Funny story: Queen Joins Facebook, Mad Because Kate Won't Friend Her

Queen Joins Facebook, Mad Because Kate Won't Friend Her

London, England-Queen Elizabeth, in a flurry of technological and social networking, had just recently sent out her first Tweet. It has since been reported that the Queen joined Facebook a week ago. She spent the first couple of days playing Farm...
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Funny story: Vicious parasites infest Belgian war fields soil used in new British Remembrance Garden

Vicious parasites infest Belgian war fields soil used in new British Remembrance Garden

London - The Queen nearly had a fatal seizure today when a colony of mutant Belgian parasitic Arion vulgaris slugs leaped out at her 'from inside the sods' as she opened a Remembrance garden created with soil from Belgian First World War battlefield...
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Funny story: Dozens of Palace servants have dumped their positions and signed up to Islamic State

Dozens of Palace servants have dumped their positions and signed up to Islamic State

London - The Queen is not amused to learn that dozens of her slave labor peons have legged it to Syria where the Islamic State national minimum weekly wage is two Kalashnikovs and five hundred squid. It means there is no longer anybody available...
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Funny story: Britons Vote Out Prince Charles as Next King

Britons Vote Out Prince Charles as Next King

London, England In a strongly anticipated move, the entire British Commonwealth voted to bypass Prince Charles in favor of his son, Prince William. "Charles is just so stodgy, he will have the whole British Empire asleep before he is even half-way...
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Funny story: Potter Book 8 Ready for Launch!

Potter Book 8 Ready for Launch!

Yes folks the Harry Potter Franchise marches on... just like James Bond. Potter Book 8 is now on the way. Editor has yet to be announced. Said author J.K.Rowling.... " I really thought I had done with it but popular demands are so strong I soooo...
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Funny story: Queen Said to be Responsible for Demise of Seaside Tourist Spot

Queen Said to be Responsible for Demise of Seaside Tourist Spot

Queen Lizard II found herself at the centre of a media storm last night after it was revealed that she did not know how to spell the name of the once popular Lancashire seaside town, Morecambe. Palace sources admitted the monarch's blunder but played...
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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Purrs Loudly When Watching Barack Obama On TV

Queen Elizabeth Purrs Loudly When Watching Barack Obama On TV

In a leaked document written by a fired Royal Household butler, references were made to loud purrings, which sounded like a cat. Prince Philip was reported as saying that he had tried sleeping in the spare bedroom and putting down saucers of cream t...
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Funny story: Purring Queen Raises More Questions Than Answers

Purring Queen Raises More Questions Than Answers

Reports that claim The Queen "purred" when David Cameron told her about Scotland's rejection of independence, have raised more questions than answers and have the British public demanding to know what sort of woman their Queen really is. The pri...
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