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Funny story:  Slough crematorium on stand-by for Queen's wedding anniversary shocker!
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Slough crematorium on stand-by for Queen's wedding anniversary shocker!

Windsor - (Barking): Seventeen years after IRA arsonists ravaged Windsor Castle the Queen's 62nd wedding anniversary is looking bleak. A poor showing at Wednesday's State Opening of Parliament triggered an immediate booking at Slough crematorium.
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Queen's Peach on ice: Dame Nellie Melba

London - (Just Desserts): Plans to impeach the royal family for creaming off previously frozen national assets have been put on ice by government security spokesperson Dame Nellie Melba. The Wind-sores were caught milking state benefits after a le...
Funny story:  The Queen's Speech - Reported in Advance by Spoof Clairvoyant
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The Queen's Speech - Reported in Advance by Spoof Clairvoyant

Rumours have been issuing from Buckingham Palace for some time since the Government leaked the last Queen's speech, that the Monarch is less than satisfied with the running of her realm. Spoof Clairvoyant Kristal Boyle has provided me with the sur...
View 'Vermin-in-Ermine row fuels Lib Dem leader's Queen prediction'

Vermin-in-Ermine row fuels Lib Dem leader's Queen prediction

London - (Armagageddinouttahere!): A wannabe Labour councillor has flamed Hellfire Club predictions that the country's top parasite will drop dead this Wednesday. Romford hopeful Peter White reckons a career forged on leeching taxpayer benefits is...
Funny story:  Queen to use the 'C' word in her upcomming Christmas day message.
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Queen to use the 'C' word in her upcomming Christmas day message.

Christmas time here in the UK is all about the little traditions. Be it watching your child's first school nativity play or decorating your house to within an inch of its structural integrity. One of the many traditions we here in the UK hold dea...
Funny story:  UFO lands at Buckingham Palace. Little Green Men demand sex from the Queen! Reportedly, Queen considering it.
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UFO lands at Buckingham Palace. Little Green Men demand sex from the Queen! Reportedly, Queen considering it.

Early this morning London residents were jarred awake as a UFO broke the sound barrier as it re-entered the Earth's atmosphere over the capitol. The large silvery object hovered for a time over the Thames, then banked sharply, eventually landing soft...

Funny story:  'Shock Jock' Howard Stern interviews her royal majesty Queen Elizabeth!
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'Shock Jock' Howard Stern interviews her royal majesty Queen Elizabeth!

In a rare interview with American 'shock-jock' Howard Stern, Queen Elizabeth revealed interesting tidbits about her sex life during the 50-plus years of being married to Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. Stern prodded the very controlled Queen to...
Funny story:  Dismemberment Sunday shocker
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Dismemberment Sunday shocker

London - (Dead Cert): Following a Mourning Line tipoff an Enniskillen Rangers supporter is in hiding having laid a 250/1 twenty quid punt the Queen's going belly up outside the Cenotaph Sunday. Provisional Flag of Convenience IRA bastards killed 1...

Funny story:  Apocalyptic Guy Fawkes Day omen on Queen's arse!
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Apocalyptic Guy Fawkes Day omen on Queen's arse!

London - (Bonfire of the Insanities): A nasty swastika-shaped rash has appeared on the Queen's bottom after a spell in the Buckingham Palace tanning booth. HM had been topping up her sunkissed arse, er... right royal radience! - ahead of tomorrow'...
Funny story:  In Howard Stern interview, Prince Phillip reveals...'Yes, my wife the Queen gave me a blow job once!"
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In Howard Stern interview, Prince Phillip reveals...'Yes, my wife the Queen gave me a blow job once!"

In a rare interview with US radio shock-jock Howard Stern, Prince Phillip revealed interesting tidbits about his sex life during the 50-plus years of being married to the Queen of England. Stern prodded the emotionally controlled Prince to reveal...

Funny story:  Day of the Damned: Illuminati split on Monday's Hunters Moon/Beavers Moon omens
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Day of the Damned: Illuminati split on Monday's Hunters Moon/Beavers Moon omens

London - (Dark Side of the Moonies): "It's the World War I numeorology that's cracking them up," a Hellfire Club bouncer warned today ahead of Monday's 19.14GMT lunation. The cult grandees' secret conclave has been in freefall ever since NASA bomb...
Funny story:  Grim Reaper Plays Russian Roulette With The Halloween Queen
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Grim Reaper Plays Russian Roulette With The Halloween Queen

London - (Bye-Bye-Miss-American-Spy): The Astrologer Royal was taken away to the Royal Freak Hospital's Witchfinder General Wing today by the Third Royal Battalion of Men in White Coats. Reporter were told his latest official advice to take arseni...

Funny story:  Europe want to give Queen her execution rights back
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Europe want to give Queen her execution rights back

The European Parliament has decided that the British tradition of execution should be reinstated for Christmas. The Queen will get the pleasure of drawing up a list of all the people who have insulted her over the years, then a panel of judges will d...
Funny story:  Queen gives her backing to AC/DC singer's Boyzone decision
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Queen gives her backing to AC/DC singer's Boyzone decision

Her Majesty the Queen has stamped her seal of approval on AC/DC singer, Brian Johnson's decision to join forces with depleted boyband 'Boyzone'. Buckingham Palace today held a press conference, at which members of the UK media were told to 'shut...

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