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Qantas Hires Halliburton to Manage Jet Engine Inspections

Funny story: Qantas Hires Halliburton to Manage Jet Engine Inspections

Following another report of passenger plane engine trouble, this time on a Boeing 747, Qantas Senior Vice President, Mick Toomey announced that Halliburton will be employed to manage all further quality control inspections and repairs on its fleet of...

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Yemeni photocopier found inside downed Quantas jumbo engine

Funny story: Yemeni photocopier found inside downed Quantas jumbo engine

Singapore - (Pie-in-the-Sky News): The London to Sydney Airbus A380 was first thought to have been pranged by the Stuxnet virus. It's number two engine exploded shortly after takeoff from Changi Airport filling Business Class with the unmistakable...

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Qantas Secret Revealed: Roswell Connection

Funny story: Qantas Secret Revealed: Roswell Connection

A source close to a friend of a family member of a Qantas mechanics enthusiast revealed today that modern Qantas planes were reverse-engineered from technology salvaged from the crashed Roswell UFO. The existence of the UFO, which reportedly crashed in Nevada in 1947, was officially denied by the American government. However, many people believe that it actually occurred, and that the military...

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UFO that destroyed Rev Sun Myung Moon's chopper blamed for Quaintarse jumbo prang

Funny story: UFO that destroyed Rev Sun Myung Moon's chopper blamed for Quaintarse jumbo prang

Manila, Philippines - (Extraterrestrial Mess): Aviation inspectors are probing reports that a menacing UFO which destroyed the Rev Sun Myung Moon's helicopter last weekend has struck again causing a giant hole in the fuselage of a Melbourne bound...

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Qantas Jet Was Pregnant With Alien

Funny story: Qantas Jet Was Pregnant With Alien

A Qantas passenger plane en route from London to Melbourne had to make an emergency landing in the Philippines after a large hole appeared in its fuselage, and an alien spacecraft popped out.

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Qantas plane damage culprit found

Engineers believe they have isolated the problem which caused a Qantas Boeing 747-400 to make an emergency landing due to a large hole appearing in the fuselage.

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Ralph Fiennes: The English Passenger On Qantas

Funny story: Ralph Fiennes: The English Passenger On Qantas

It's anyone's random guess what actually occurred, as no one else was present except the two in question, but apparently Royal Shakespeare actor Ralph Fiennes followed a flight attendant into the airplane loo for whatever, and an investigatio...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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