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Funny story: Harry Redknapp rushed to hospital in transfer window 'slam shut' drama

Harry Redknapp rushed to hospital in transfer window 'slam shut' drama

Former Premier League (i.e. important) manager Harry Redknapp was rushed to hospital last night in a transfer deadline day drama. As the trasnfer window 'slammed shut' Harry's car window slammed shut and almost beheaded him. Harry 'Crusty-face'...
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Funny story: Transfer Window: Peter Odemwingie turned away from Real Madrid training ground

Transfer Window: Peter Odemwingie turned away from Real Madrid training ground

For the second transfer deadline day in a row, West Bromwich Albion striker Peter Odemwingie was involved in a sensational rejection at the gates of a club he was desperate to sign for. Last January, with the transfer window clock ticking down, th...
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Funny story: QPR fan given CPR after shock point

QPR fan given CPR after shock point

A Queens Park Rangers fan from West Ealing was rushed to hospital on Tuesday after collapsing with shock as the super hoops - newly managed by modern day saint, national hero and all round cheeky chappy Harry Redknapp - earned a rare point in the 0-0...
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Funny story: Joey Barton: Maybe I'm Too Clever To Be A Footballer

Joey Barton: Maybe I'm Too Clever To Be A Footballer

Former Manchester City and Newcastle United player Joey Barton is already big news in France following his first match in Marseille colours. He joined them from Queens Park Rangers in a bid to rebuild his tarnished reputation as the maddest footba...
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Funny story: 'Arry Comes Out Of The Dark As It's Lights Out For Sparky

'Arry Comes Out Of The Dark As It's Lights Out For Sparky

Former Manchester City, Blackburn and Wales manager Mark Hughes has been shown the door by Queens Park Rangers after a terrible start to the season. The Loftus Road club are currently doing a good impression of a veruca in as much as they're roote...
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Funny story: Mark Hughes Admits Incredible Dislike for QPR Players

Mark Hughes Admits Incredible Dislike for QPR Players

In a shocking moment of honesty during a BBC interview, Mark Hughes has revealed his incredible dislike for his QPR players. During the interview, following a question about morale in the dressing room, Hughes sighed and said "I don't care. Do you...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 29th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 29th August 2012

Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers has warned Stewart Downing that the winger may have to convert to left-back to have any future at Anfield. (The Guardian) Its left-back or left-out. Downing's choice really. Dennis Wise is among a large number of applicants for Coventry City's vacant managerial post. (BBC Coventry & Warwickshire) There's a lot of cab drivers around London who would have...
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Funny story: Transfer Window: Joey Barton move to Marseille breaks down

Transfer Window: Joey Barton move to Marseille breaks down

Joey Barton broke down in tears today as details emerged that his on/off transfer to Marseille in France was OFF. A broken hearted Barton tweeted today "Been forced to go back training with the kids and fellow Taliban members at 2pm today..."...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 24th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 24th August 2012

Fulham have lodged a formal complaint with the Premier League over Liverpool's interest in Clint Dempsey. (Various) Fulham going against the grain here, the rest of the country are laughing at Liverpool, and they're complaining about them. Wolverhampton Wanderers agree fees of £22 million in selling Matt Jarvis to West Ham and Stephen Fletcher to Sunderland. (BBC Sport) Newly minted Wolves...
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Funny story: Rob Green hails five star performance from QPR

Rob Green hails five star performance from QPR

New QPR goalkeeper hailed a five star performance from Queens Park Rangers on the opening day of the Premier League season, as he picked the ball out of the net five times in a home reverse to Swansea. Green refused to be downbeat at his new teams...
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Funny story: QPR look to offload Michael Dawson

QPR look to offload Michael Dawson

QPR have placed £9million Michael Dawson on the transfer list - despite the defender yet to agree personal terms on a move to QPR. Dawson is currently negotiating a four-year deal to sign for QPR, but will be forced to accept a sell-on clause for...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 17th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 17th August 2012

Joey Barton is the subject of an approach from French side Marseille after losing his QPR squad number to new signing Ryan Nelsen. (BBC Sport) I know we love to hate the French, but do they really deserve Joey Barton? The Olympic spirit may have had an effect on Chelsea left-back Ashley Cole, as he gave a young Manchester City fan his Community Shield medal (Metro) EBAY! Frank Lampard, 3...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 8th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 8th August 2012

Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini has caught the mood of the country when it comes to cycling, riding a smart new sky-blue bike to City's training ground. (Metro) Rumours he bought the bike from Arsene Wenger for £2 million have been denied by sources at City. AC Milan have joined Liverpool and Arsenal in the race to sign Turkish international Nuri Sahin from Real Madrid after Jose Mour...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 25th July 2012

Football Gossip & comments 25th July 2012

Transfer Window Gossip Ferguson confirms Man United talks with wonderkid Moura. Oscar reportedly on his way to Chelsea for £25m. (AOL) There's only a small window (about four days every July normally) that English clubs can sign players from Brazil. If they saw how much it rains on a wet and windy Tuesday in Wigan, they wouldn't join the Premier League for all the tea in China (or roubles in R...
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Funny story: Skimpy bikinis banned by butch Olympic lesbians

Skimpy bikinis banned by butch Olympic lesbians

Women's beach volleyball players have been advised not to wear tight fitting bikinis at the 2012 London Olympics. Athletes in the event have worn skimpy swimwear since the sport was introduced at the 1996 Olympics in Atlanta. Now the change has b...
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Funny story: Rangers Merger Story A Hoax, Says Writer

Rangers Merger Story A Hoax, Says Writer

A story circulating the internet about a merger between the Scottish football giants Glasgow Rangers, and their Premier League namesakes, Queens Park Rangers, is a hoax, says the story's writer, me. The story, which appeared on satirical news webs...
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Funny story: Rangers To Merge With QPR

Rangers To Merge With QPR

In what is sure to be regarded as a radical step, Glasgow Rangers, the second-best football team in the whole of Scotland, are set to merge with the English Premier League side Queens Park Rangers. Rangers, the Scottish ones, are currently deeply...
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Funny story: QPR Release Joey Barton Into The Wild

QPR Release Joey Barton Into The Wild

Queens Park Rangers have taken immediate and decisive action after last week's 12-match FA ban handed to their temperamental captain Joey Barton, by releasing the player... into the wild. Barton, 32, has had a chequered past that has seen him in t...
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