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3200-year-old Egyptian Mummy Stuns NY Press

Funny story: 3200-year-old Egyptian Mummy Stuns NY Press

It was his first meeting with the press since being unearthed, and he chose the venue (Grand Central Station). He also chose the format. "I will be asking, not answering, questions," he told the startled crowd, continuing, "it's only fair that I go f...

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Ben Carson Relocates To The Future Where Everything Is Rosy

Funny story: Ben Carson Relocates To The Future Where Everything Is Rosy

Ben Carson was thought to be keeping a low profile after no one had seen him for several days. The campaign trail seemed to run out of road. Phone calls from friends and trusted aides were not returned. Republican officials have now released a sta...

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Curiosity Rover Finds Pyramid Rock on Mars

Funny story: Curiosity Rover Finds Pyramid Rock on Mars

Although they have been telling the public that an "unusual" rock has been discovered on Mars, scientists today announced that there were 'chiseled' markings on the rock. "At first we were excited about finding the rock and its shape", stated Jet...

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Arizona To Purchase An Authentic Egyptian Pyramid

Funny story: Arizona To Purchase An Authentic Egyptian Pyramid

PHOENIX - Word coming out of Governor Jan Brewer's office is that the state of Arizona is in the final stages of talks with the government of Egypt to purchase a pyramid. The governor was first approached about purchasing an Egyptian pyramid by Ma...

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Kim Kardashian Spotted by Google Earth Near Lost Pyramids

Funny story: Kim Kardashian Spotted by Google Earth Near Lost Pyramids

Researchers using Google Earth were amazed recently when they discovered some "lost" pyramids in Egypt. Amazement turned to complete shock when they spotted a beautiful woman near the entrance of one of the pyramids. The woman had long black ha...

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Digital switchover hell as microwave oven broadcasts Great Pyramid of Giza chamber opening

Funny story: Digital switchover hell as microwave oven broadcasts Great Pyramid of Giza chamber opening

Buckinghamshire - "It's either an alien nocturnal emission from the Ally Pally transmitter or some weird digital switchover glitch," was the official line following an inexplicable incident at a leafy South Bucks home. This morning Egypt Wood resi...

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How The Moon Landings Were Faked

Funny story: How The Moon Landings Were Faked

Many a curious Earthling has gazed up at the Moon at night and pondered, "just how did the American government manage to fake those landings on the Moon?". As a recent book by "astronaut" Buzz Aldrin reveals, there were considerable obstacles to overcome. But for those of you of a weak disposition, prepare to be shocked. This conspiracy is even bigger than you could have imagined. "The main pro...

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Paranoid Polish numerology nutz close Egyptian Pyramids in 11/11/11 scare

Funny story: Paranoid Polish numerology nutz close Egyptian Pyramids in 11/11/11 scare

Giza - Crystal-rattling numerologists from Dar Swiatowida (Global Psychic Vision) have freaked out Egyptian antiquities curators into closing the Great Pyramid on Armistice Day. The Polish quartz cabal had applied to the Supreme Council of Antiqui...

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Bilderberg Group meets in massive ziggurat under Stonehenge

Funny story: Bilderberg Group meets in massive ziggurat under Stonehenge

Wiltshire - The Shadow World Government cabal has been spotted holding its AGM in the secret subterranean monument. New World Order sources said today the highly paranoid Group, founded by MI6/KGB double agent and ex-Harold Wilson era chancellor D...

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Egypt Speaks Out About New Pyramids Found In Egypt. "Much Better than Civil War!"

Funny story: Egypt Speaks Out About New Pyramids Found In Egypt. "Much Better than Civil War!"

Middle Eastern sh-tburgh Egypt stopped their government-influenced killing of their citizenry for a few moments while was rocked today with the incredible news that they've apparently misplaced 17 buried pyramids. "I thought we left them around he...

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Mark Twain vindicated as satellite finds vast UFO pyramid complex under Dome of the Rock

Funny story: Mark Twain vindicated as satellite finds vast UFO pyramid complex under Dome of the Rock

Jerusalem - The US author and humorist first hinted at the extraterrestrial silo's existence during his 1867 travels around the Middle East. Today the publication of aerial shots showing a 'massive subterranean matrix' under the 7th century AD Isl...

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An Egyptian Pyramid and Sphinx Have Been Unearthed In Mississippi

Funny story: An Egyptian Pyramid and Sphinx Have Been Unearthed In Mississippi

NATCHEZ, Mississippi - Scientists are mystified at the discovery of an Egyptian pyramid and sphinx which were recently uncovered by a highway construction crew seven miles outside of the Mississippi town of Natchez. USA Sunup interviewed Sherman R...

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Ancient first edition of High Times Encylopaedia of Recreational Thugs found inside pyramid cavity

Funny story: Ancient first edition of High Times Encylopaedia of Recreational Thugs found inside pyramid cavity

Cairo - (Tootin' Khamoon): A five thousand year-old edition of an ancient almanac of Egypt's worst druggies has been discovered under the Great Pyramid of Geezer. The who's who of toxic despots, hitmen and their personal gofers was unearthed behin...

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Mubarak Says He'll Leave Office When His Pyramid is Complete

Funny story: Mubarak Says He'll Leave Office When His Pyramid is Complete

Talks between President Obama and Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak are becoming more productive as the Egyptian leader has finally agreed to step down just as soon as the pyramid he contracted to build over the last 30 years is finished being built.

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Mubarak will only step down if he is mummified

Funny story: Mubarak will only step down if he is mummified

Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak has agreed to step down, but only if he gets a Pharaoh's burial upon his death. "Mubarak basically said," said Khola Khoka, minister for the exterior, "we could have a new president over his dead body." Work has...

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Man Strongly Opposed to Pyramid-Selling Schemes

Funny story: Man Strongly Opposed to Pyramid-Selling Schemes

Chicago, Illinois- A local man is speaking out against multi-level marketing (MLM), claiming a pyramid selling scheme he was about to invest in was a hoax. "From now on, I will only buy pyramids from reputable companies", says Louie Bidwell, an a...

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KFC Secret Recipe Stored In Great Pyramid, Fort Knox or Mammoth Cave Area?

Funny story: KFC Secret Recipe Stored In Great Pyramid, Fort Knox or Mammoth Cave Area?

In Louisville, Kentucky Colonel Sanders' handwritten recipe for fried chicken was back in its Kentucky home Tuesday after five months in hiding while KFC upgraded security around its top corporate secret, following a terrorist chicken outfit believed...

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Egyptian antiquities professor blasts pyramid scheme

Funny story: Egyptian antiquities professor blasts pyramid scheme

Valley of the Kings - (Sarcophagus Mess): A world famous Egyptologist has slammed the latest pyramid scheme to raise archaeological funds by selling off bits of the Sphinx. Dr V Smart, Cuneiform Professor of Embalming Fluid Studies at Cairo's Arak...

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