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Funny story: Arizona To Purchase An Authentic Egyptian Pyramid

Arizona To Purchase An Authentic Egyptian Pyramid

PHOENIX - Word coming out of Governor Jan Brewer's office is that the state of Arizona is in the final stages of talks with the government of Egypt to purchase a pyramid. The governor was first approached about purchasing an Egyptian pyramid by Ma...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Spotted by Google Earth Near Lost Pyramids

Kim Kardashian Spotted by Google Earth Near Lost Pyramids

Researchers using Google Earth were amazed recently when they discovered some "lost" pyramids in Egypt. Amazement turned to complete shock when they spotted a beautiful woman near the entrance of one of the pyramids. The woman had long black ha...
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Funny story: Digital switchover hell as microwave oven broadcasts Great Pyramid of Giza chamber opening

Digital switchover hell as microwave oven broadcasts Great Pyramid of Giza chamber opening

Buckinghamshire - "It's either an alien nocturnal emission from the Ally Pally transmitter or some weird digital switchover glitch," was the official line following an inexplicable incident at a leafy South Bucks home. This morning Egypt Wood resi...
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Funny story: How The Moon Landings Were Faked

How The Moon Landings Were Faked

Many a curious Earthling has gazed up at the Moon at night and pondered, "just how did the American government manage to fake those landings on the Moon?". As a recent book by "astronaut" Buzz Aldrin reveals, there were considerable obstacles to overcome. But for those of you of a weak disposition, prepare to be shocked. This conspiracy is even bigger than you could have imagined. "The main pro...
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Funny story: Paranoid Polish numerology nutz close Egyptian Pyramids in 11/11/11 scare

Paranoid Polish numerology nutz close Egyptian Pyramids in 11/11/11 scare

Giza - Crystal-rattling numerologists from Dar Swiatowida (Global Psychic Vision) have freaked out Egyptian antiquities curators into closing the Great Pyramid on Armistice Day. The Polish quartz cabal had applied to the Supreme Council of Antiqui...
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Funny story: Bilderberg Group meets in massive ziggurat under Stonehenge

Bilderberg Group meets in massive ziggurat under Stonehenge

Wiltshire - The Shadow World Government cabal has been spotted holding its AGM in the secret subterranean monument. New World Order sources said today the highly paranoid Group, founded by MI6/KGB double agent and ex-Harold Wilson era chancellor D...
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Funny story: Egypt Speaks Out About New Pyramids Found In Egypt. "Much Better than Civil War!"

Egypt Speaks Out About New Pyramids Found In Egypt. "Much Better than Civil War!"

Middle Eastern sh-tburgh Egypt stopped their government-influenced killing of their citizenry for a few moments while was rocked today with the incredible news that they've apparently misplaced 17 buried pyramids. "I thought we left them around he...
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Funny story: Mark Twain vindicated as satellite finds vast UFO pyramid complex under Dome of the Rock

Mark Twain vindicated as satellite finds vast UFO pyramid complex under Dome of the Rock

Jerusalem - The US author and humorist first hinted at the extraterrestrial silo's existence during his 1867 travels around the Middle East. Today the publication of aerial shots showing a 'massive subterranean matrix' under the 7th century AD Isl...
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Funny story: An Egyptian Pyramid and Sphinx Have Been Unearthed In Mississippi

An Egyptian Pyramid and Sphinx Have Been Unearthed In Mississippi

NATCHEZ, Mississippi - Scientists are mystified at the discovery of an Egyptian pyramid and sphinx which were recently uncovered by a highway construction crew seven miles outside of the Mississippi town of Natchez. USA Sunup interviewed Sherman R...
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Funny story: Ancient first edition of High Times Encylopaedia of Recreational Thugs found inside pyramid cavity

Ancient first edition of High Times Encylopaedia of Recreational Thugs found inside pyramid cavity

Cairo - (Tootin' Khamoon): A five thousand year-old edition of an ancient almanac of Egypt's worst druggies has been discovered under the Great Pyramid of Geezer. The who's who of toxic despots, hitmen and their personal gofers was unearthed behin...
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Funny story: Mubarak Says He'll Leave Office When His Pyramid is Complete

Mubarak Says He'll Leave Office When His Pyramid is Complete

Talks between President Obama and Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak are becoming more productive as the Egyptian leader has finally agreed to step down just as soon as the pyramid he contracted to build over the last 30 years is finished being built.
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Funny story: Mubarak will only step down if he is mummified

Mubarak will only step down if he is mummified

Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak has agreed to step down, but only if he gets a Pharaoh's burial upon his death. "Mubarak basically said," said Khola Khoka, minister for the exterior, "we could have a new president over his dead body." Work has...
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Funny story: Man Strongly Opposed to Pyramid-Selling Schemes

Man Strongly Opposed to Pyramid-Selling Schemes

Chicago, Illinois- A local man is speaking out against multi-level marketing (MLM), claiming a pyramid selling scheme he was about to invest in was a hoax. "From now on, I will only buy pyramids from reputable companies", says Louie Bidwell, an a...
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Funny story: KFC Secret Recipe Stored In Great Pyramid, Fort Knox or Mammoth Cave Area?

KFC Secret Recipe Stored In Great Pyramid, Fort Knox or Mammoth Cave Area?

In Louisville, Kentucky Colonel Sanders' handwritten recipe for fried chicken was back in its Kentucky home Tuesday after five months in hiding while KFC upgraded security around its top corporate secret, following a terrorist chicken outfit believed...
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Funny story: Egyptian antiquities professor blasts pyramid scheme

Egyptian antiquities professor blasts pyramid scheme

Valley of the Kings - (Sarcophagus Mess): A world famous Egyptologist has slammed the latest pyramid scheme to raise archaeological funds by selling off bits of the Sphinx. Dr V Smart, Cuneiform Professor of Embalming Fluid Studies at Cairo's Arak...
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Funny story: Titanium UFO hangar discovered under ruins of 4,300 year-old pyramid

Titanium UFO hangar discovered under ruins of 4,300 year-old pyramid

Saqqara, Egypt - (Grateful Dead Sea Scrolls Mess): The intact remains of a huge titanium-built UFO hangar beneath a newly discovered 4,300 year-old pyramid have been hailed as the archaeological find of the centry. "It's covered with the most rema...
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Funny story: 'Solving' of Great Pyramids False, Truth Revealed

'Solving' of Great Pyramids False, Truth Revealed

The mystery of how the pyramids were built has been claimed to be 'solved' by a French architect. However, his theories have now been categorically debunked by eye witnesses.
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