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"Pussy Riot" to Perform at Trump's Inauguration

Funny story: "Pussy Riot" to Perform at Trump's Inauguration

Given the reluctance of bleeding heart tree hugging American artsy musicians to perform at the inauguration of their newly elected Dear Leader, Washington staffers have booked the Russian punk band "Pussy Riot" to headline at the event. Russian pr...

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Pussy Riot May Perform On Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Pussy Riot May Perform On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Maksim Chmerkovskiy says that he is trying to get the producers of his show, Dancing With The Stars to book Russia's all-girl punk rock band Pussy Riot. Maksim, who is a native of the Ukraine, said that as popular as Pussy Riot is, it...

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Pussy Riot, The All-Girl Russian Punk Rock Band Is Planning On Moving To Colorado - The Marijuana Capital of The USA

Funny story: Pussy Riot, The All-Girl Russian Punk Rock Band Is Planning On Moving To Colorado - The Marijuana Capital of The USA

DENVER - A realtor in Denver has just stated that he received a phone call from a Nadezhda Tolokonnikova, one of the members of the all-girl punk rock band Pussy Riot which hails from Russia. Miss Tolokonnikova wanted to see about purchasing some...

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President Obama Stresses That The Russian All-Girl Punk Rock Band Pussy Riot Will Not Be Allowed To Perform In The USA

Funny story: President Obama Stresses That The Russian All-Girl Punk Rock Band Pussy Riot Will Not Be Allowed To Perform In The USA

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The president addressed the members of the White House Press Corps concerning a matter that had been brought to his attention by Ann Coulter of all people. The GOP maven asked the president if he was going to allow Pussy Riot to...

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Pussy Riot: dissidence is "finger-licking good"

MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- In a second attempt to garner publicity within weeks of its first, the Russian punk band Pussy Riot--or two of their members, at any rate--entered a U.S. restaurant, McDonald's, and ordered green paint for breakfast. Their order...

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Two Members of The All-Girl Punk Band, Pussy Riot Are Attacked At A Fast Food Restaurant

Funny story: Two Members of The All-Girl Punk Band, Pussy Riot Are Attacked At A Fast Food Restaurant

NIZHNY NOVGOROD, Russia - Russian singers Nadezhda Tolokonnikova and Maria Alyokhina, members of the all-girl punk band Pussy Riot were having a nice quiet breakfast at Mickey D's when all of a sudden all hell broke loose. It started when Maria as...

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Putin Suffers Gash On Face From Cossacks

Funny story: Putin Suffers Gash On Face From Cossacks

Members of Pussy Riot, particularly Nadezhda Tolokonnikova and Maria Alyokhina, were brutally whipped, sprayed and beaten by Cossacks representing Russian President Valdimir Putin at the Sochi Olympic Games. These same Cossacks have been rewarded...

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Putin Bans Colbert Show Punishes Viewers of Pussy Riot

Funny story: Putin Bans Colbert Show Punishes Viewers of Pussy Riot

Two of the Pussy Riot Russian punk band were hilarious on the Stephen Colbert show 2 nights ago. They poked fun at virtual dictator, Valdimir Putin and made his athletic exploits, which display his aging body, look absurd. The Pussy Riot members wer...

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Pussy Riot in F**k The Winter Olympics opening ceremony

Funny story: Pussy Riot in F**k The Winter Olympics opening ceremony

Bloodyvostock, Russia - The all-female slag band will be the headline act at tonight's alternative Russian Olympics opening ceremony at the Bloodyvostock National Arena organisers said today. Thousands of tickets have been sold for the Sochi Suckx...

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Kim Jong-Un Kidnaps Pussy Riot As Christmas Present for Dennis Rodman

Funny story: Kim Jong-Un Kidnaps Pussy Riot As Christmas Present for Dennis Rodman

Pyongyang, N. Korea Pussy Riot, fabled Russian protest group, were kidnapped by husky dictator Kim Jong-Un in a move to impress basketball player Dennis Rodman. Kim, whose narcissistic father Kim Jong-Il once kidnapped a film director and actres...

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Pussy Riot freed!

Funny story: Pussy Riot freed!

After being slammed in a Russian slammer for not causing a riot, Pussy Riot have been let loose because Putin needs the Winter Olympics to be clean, non-corrupt and a sign to the world that Russia is a modern-day democracy run by a dictator. The a...

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Bloodhound Gang top the bill at Pussy Riot benefit concert

Funny story: Bloodhound Gang top the bill at Pussy Riot benefit concert

Bloodyvostock - An obscene act involving the Russian flag and Bloodhound Gang bassist Jared Hasselhoff's hairy ass in the Ukrainian city of Odessa may have been just a warm-up act concert publicists said today. The US rock band's Eastern European...

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Putin as bemused with Clint Eastwood as he was with Pussy Riot

Funny story: Putin as bemused with Clint Eastwood as he was with Pussy Riot

MOSCOW - Russian President Vladimir Putin has made it clear that he's no fan of Barack Obama because he's Amerian as well as Mitt Romney who not only is American but basically attacked the Soviet Union, as Romney calls it, in a speech last year. S...

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Pussy Riot Awarded Nobel Peace Prize

Funny story: Pussy Riot Awarded Nobel Peace Prize

In Stockholm, Sweden, the Committee of Five has unanimously voted to award the 2013 Nobel Peace Prize to Pussy Riot. The Russian All-Girl Singing Troika has recently been condemned to two years hard labor in a Russian gulag for uttering blasphemous...

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Pussy Riot, Putin It To The Kremlin

Funny story: Pussy Riot, Putin It To The Kremlin

Vladimere Putin said in an interview he thought the members of the punk band, Pussy Riot, should be taught a lesson for their protest display in Russia's main Orthodox church. Some of the punishments Putin would recommend included, the rack, Judas...

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Anger As Pussy Riot Vatican Gig Cancelled

Funny story: Anger As Pussy Riot Vatican Gig Cancelled

There was anger and condemnation today from the Vatican, over the jailing of little known punk band Pussy Riot in Russia. The group was booked to play at the Popes 'Jesus Rocks' benefit concert next weekend, but the sentencing of the ladies in Mos...

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Pussy Galore Causes Upset in Russia

Funny story: Pussy Galore Causes Upset in Russia

James Bond's favourite Pussy Galore has upset Russia with Punk Rock song 'Put In Shit' performed in Canterbury Cathedral with Rotten eggs and tomatoes being thrown at an ecstatic audience. Pussy is being sentenced to twenty years in a Siberian s...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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