Fuchsia, Purplonia [PP] -- An Earthling woman says she was told to put a purple shirt over her orange top while shopping at PlumMart or leave the store.
Amber Green told The Tentacle Times she was shopping at a Fuchsian PlumMart with her sister la...
[PP] -- The purple substance that Andrea Sharpe found in and around her home may actually be edible. Several persons allegedly ingested the substance with no ill effects.
One of those is a 9-year-old whose name being withheld due to his age.
[PP]- For Andrea Sharpe, Wednesday was going to be like any other day. However, once she started getting out of bed, she was not quite sure what to think. She found that her house was lined inside and out with a purple substance.
"I got up out of...
[PP] -- Doctors at Regional Hospital are baffled at the birth of an infant with purple skin and green hair. Neither of her parents have such features.
According to pediatrician, Dr. Tanya Morgan, the baby seems to be completely healthy, despite he...
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