As everyone on earth now knows - this is my third column on this - beings from the planet Sophia 69 have taken over all of earth's Internet, social media, TV, and radio transmissions in recent days.
Details of how this has affected media content...
Just as Lord Protector Oliver Cromwell was enjoying a quiet retirement at his farm in Merrie England, growing potatoes and bigotry, and burning chaff and straw and Roman Catholics, a delegation of Puritans arrived at his humble 12,000 acre estate, to...
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An original metaphor:
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