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Funny story: Purgatory?

Purgatory?

A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not there, but a computer terminal is sitting next to the arch. He walks up to it and sees "Welcome to <www.Heaven.web>. Please enter your User ID and Password to continue." He doesn't have either, but underneath the fields is a small line reading: "Forgot your ID or Password? Click Here." So he does. Up pops a screen which...
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Funny story: Death to Fun on Video

Death to Fun on Video

Millions of citizens across the United States are being assailed daily with sinister telephone calls from someone calling herself Cammy Argyle, who invariably begins the conversation by asking to speak to 'the lady of the house.'...
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Funny story: God Charges Bank Administrator Twenty-Five Dollar Late Fee For Not Dying On Time

God Charges Bank Administrator Twenty-Five Dollar Late Fee For Not Dying On Time

Heaven - Seventy-five year-old Wilson Masters, a retired bank administrator, was charged a $25 late fee after living a full three months later than God, and doctors, had expected.
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Funny story: Adam and Eve Acquitted by Jury

Adam and Eve Acquitted by Jury

Purgatory -- Adam and Eve, accused of committing the "Original Sin" which plunged mankind into fear, darkness, and shame, were today acquitted by a jury of their fig-leaf wearing peers. "We the jury find Adam (Doe) and Eve (Doe) inno...
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