The "Killer Clown" craze that has been sweeping the nation (and led BATTL news to assault a children's entertainer this week) may not be the only costumed terror we have to worry about.
Sightings of deranged sock puppets terrorising seaside commu...
Determined not to be outdone by Warner Brothers or the famous Ringling Brothers, the infamous Koch Brothers got their traveling show on the road featuring Scott Walker, cast as the quirky governor of an obscure Midwestern state. His costar is Bozo Th...
Sesame Street, USA - Police in Missouri are being told how to get to Sesame Street for career counseling and psychological reprogramming.
"Every little boy plays soldier at some time in his development," said Evelyn Puchlens, executive director of...
London, United Kingdom - Queen Elizabeth was having her morning briefing with the Prime Minister of Great Britain yesterday, when he looked up at her and said, "Why the bleeding hell am I talking to you?"
And thus began a quite possibly historic d...
Boogertown Sunday News
Fight Backstage During Child's Puppet Play At Brother Verber's Church!
A violent fight broke out on stage or behind the stage at the Green Boogertown Missionary River Church, headed by Brother Verber Sunday after a big sneeze, then a couple of slaps heard behind the curtain puppeteers.
'Froggie and Punch' drew backward, suddenly disappearing with the single word...
Governor Schwarzenegger has stunned Californians by passing emergency legislation to allow legal marriage between animal puppet species.
The move is thought to be in response to a legal challenge being mounted by Kermit The Frog and Miss Piggy who...
In a private ceremony at the Lincoln Memorial, former Vice President Dick Cheney officially passed the puppet strings to television talk show Goddess Oprah Winfrey. After taking the oath of office of Puppet Master, Winfrey officially tied the string...
As the orchestra emitted repeated atonal pings, huge puppets - some more than 20 feet tall - staggered onto the Metropolitan Opera stage during a rehearsal last week.
(SP)-- Top White House Officials announced earlier this week that President Bush has agreed to provide his voice for one of the puppets on the popular Comedy Central phone prank show 'Crank Yankers.'...
A spokespuppet for a famous petstore committed suicide last night.
The owner of a Chinese laundromat found him inside a washing machine. "He told me he wanted to wash up. I said ok. He was very smelly. No bath in days I guess."
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