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Funny story: Meteorologist Has Epiphany: We Don't Need No Stinkin' Groundhogs

Meteorologist Has Epiphany: We Don't Need No Stinkin' Groundhogs

Unlike most meteorologists in the United States this morning who couldn't wait to tell their viewing audiences that groundhogs have predicted spring would be coming early this year, Pittsburgh Meteorologist, Brian Storm went in a completely different...
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Funny story: Punxsutawney Phil Shot By "Shotgun" Sarah Palin

Punxsutawney Phil Shot By "Shotgun" Sarah Palin

GOBBLER'S KNOB, Pennsylvania - The world's most famous weather predicting varmint has gone to that groundhog hole in the sky. Punxsutawney Phil, 121, had just barely poked his sleepy old head out of his hole on Groundhog Day when a shotgun blast r...
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Funny story: Punxsutawney Phil Emerges From His Hole And Is Quickly Captured

Punxsutawney Phil Emerges From His Hole And Is Quickly Captured

PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pennsylvania - Punxsutawney Phil the groundhog came out of his hole, saw his shadow and got back in his hole, or rather he tried to get back in but he failed. It seems that there were two residents who live nearby who were able to ca...
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Funny story: Punxsutawney Phil and Long Island Chuck in historic meeting

Punxsutawney Phil and Long Island Chuck in historic meeting

Long Island Chuck and Punxsutawney Phil have each been charged with assaulting the other in what has been described by authorities as a "beef" over who is more credible in predicting the amount of time until spring returns. Both famous groundhogs wer...
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Funny story: Punxsutawney Phill assassinated

Punxsutawney Phill assassinated

Heart breaking news today out of Pennsylvania where police arrested a group of hunters for shooting Punxsutawney Phil, the groundhog whose shadow made him famous because of his ability to predict the length of time until spring came. Phil saw his sha...
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The infamous congregation mistakenly installed a large anus with a breast pump attached to it, instead of a fountain. Pastor has commented, "now God hates us!" 5 Members burned themselves alive.
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