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Rupert Giles

Rupert Giles studied at Oxford University, but dropped out before earning a history degree to become a voyeur, or "watcher," as his father and grandmother Edna had been before him. Rather than taking his wayward son to task for wasting what could have been a superb education at one of the world's leading universities, Giles' father approved of his decision, affirming it as a fulfillment of his "de...

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The Manuscripts of John A Statusboast III

Heya OMG I just had that awkward moment when you're so bored that you forget to wipe, ooh smelly fingers. Anyway I got so bored that I came on Facebook, but then Facebook bored me so I logged off but then I got bored so I went on Facebook, soooo random right? Gonna have myself a big Facebook mooch tonight. I've got the popcorn on tap and a whole case of blue wkd's. Mom's gonna be so pissed when...

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General observation leads to conclusion that my boy didn't act this way until he started hanging around your asshole of a son

Funny story: General observation leads to conclusion that my boy didn't act this way until he started hanging around your asshole of a son

My boy's a good boy and he always has been. He never lied, cheated in school, bullied anyone, used controlled substances, or fired a handgun. This is, until he started chumming around with your offspring. My boy was always home at an early time. And when he got caught up in traffic, he'd give me a call to let me know he was staying out later. But since he started hanging around that punk, he's...

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Obituaries: Punk Rock

Punk Rock died this week due to commercialisation, aged just 40 years old. Punk Rock was born in the early 70s, and hung around with various bands in its toddler years, such as the Sex Pistols, The Ramones and various others. As the years went by, Punk Rock was accepted by more people during its teenage years, and was the cause of many heated tensions between the police and its friends. Punk...

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"Blink-182 Could Not be Punk," says students in Survey

Funny story: "Blink-182 Could Not be Punk," says students in Survey

BIRMINGHAM - A student sparked a spontaneous debate about whether the band Blink-182 is actually a punk band. The one student was outnumbered by nearly 15 other people who said 'F##k you man, they ain't'. Student A (name has been edited to avoid c...

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The Punk Band 'March Madness' Sues The NCAA Over Use Of Their Name "March Madness"

Funny story: The Punk Band 'March Madness' Sues The NCAA Over Use Of Their Name "March Madness"

SEATTLE - The Seattle punk band March Madness has filed a $9.3 million name infringement lawsuit against the NCAA March Madness Basketball Tournament. Attorney Alice Swankston-McMule for the Seattle band said that her clients have been using the n...

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English Teacher Criticised For Trying To Teach Thai Students The Lyrics To John Cooper Clarke's 'Evidently Chickentown'

Funny story: English Teacher Criticised For Trying To Teach Thai Students The Lyrics To John Cooper Clarke's 'Evidently Chickentown'

It should have been a fun experience, and an enjoyable lesson in English for a group of students in the Thai eastern seaboard resort of Pattaya this week, but the dream turned into a nightmare for them and their teacher, after he attempted to teach t...

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The Stranglers To Reissue Classic 1982 Single

Funny story: The Stranglers To Reissue Classic 1982 Single

The Stranglers, the iconic late 1970s punk supergroup with a string of memorable hits, have marked the forced installation of Britain's new Prime Minister by re-releasing their 1982 chartbusting single, Gordon Br...

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Sex Pistols To Reform For Queen's Birthday Bash

Funny story: Sex Pistols To Reform For Queen's Birthday Bash

The Sex Pistols are to get back together again for a concert at a Buckingham Palace party to commemorate the Queen's 115th birthday.

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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