Today the winners of the Worst Pun Headlines were announced. The prize is a new one, and will be given out annually by the editors of the Chaffinch St Cock Gazette, a weekly newspaper in Chaffinch St Cock.
The winner will receive nothing except th...
Shirley Temple Black, who was the most popular child movie star of all time lifted a filmgoing nation's spirits during the Depression and then grew up to be a diplomat, has died. She was 85.
It was a complete shock that we all learned today that s...
Five greedy people were injured - one seriously - in a massive pile of cash on the M62 near Manchester.
Dozens of motorists stopped near an overhead bridge as huge bags of money were dropped onto the motorway. Drivers and their passengers were...
Electoral Roll - Packed lunch at the polling station
Egg Nog - Noggin The Nog's chicken keeper
Crumhorn - Musical cream cake
Profiterole - Actor's salary
Omelette - Short meditation mantra
Letter - Renter of rooms
Yorkshire Pudding - Geoff Boycott
Reg Varney - Manto's brother
Rhode Island Red - New England communist
Nudism - Dism updated
Francophile - Spanish Civil Wa...
Keith Richards, a guitarist with The Rolling Stones, now aged sixty-six has finally admitted that he has been working for the Israeli secret service since 1961. He had been recruited whilst at Sidcup Technical College when an Israeli classmate realis...
Princeton President Paul Purdue possibly pilfered prized papers from Pentwhistle Parsonage in Philadelphia. Policeman Perry Pines postulated the pilfering possibly pre-dated prolonged parties and pantyraids with Pittsburgh Penguins President Peter P...
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F.B.I. Deputy Director Andrew McCabe
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Jake Tapper's Plastic Surgery
United Airlines Sends Dog To Japan
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Trump Excludes Golf Clubs from Steel and Aluminum Tariffs
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