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Killer Sock Puppets: The Return

Funny story: Killer Sock Puppets: The Return

An update in the horrific Sock Puppet Terrorisation (SPT) craze that has been sweeping two coastal towns. Police raided an address in Aldbourgh last night and confiscated over £50 in sock puppet making technology. No one was at the property but offic...

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Surveys show US electorate ready for military coup and search for "a real leader"

Funny story: Surveys show US electorate ready for military coup and search for "a real leader"

Exhaustive spoof surveys show the mood of the public is basically at "fed up" with the current presidential candidates. Which candidate is actually the WORST indicates a dead heat. On "the lesser evil" question, Mr. Trump scored as many points...

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Collapse of Trump's campaign compared to the sound of the longest flatulence on record

Funny story: Collapse of Trump's campaign compared to the sound of the longest flatulence on record

As is well known in science hot air rises, but it also accumulates interiorly as a nation responds to candidates in the US 2016 presidential election. The sensation of this election season has been the way two mavericks have taken center stage in...

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Armless man caught masturbating on subway

A disturbing scene unfolded on the Los Angeles Metro Red Line Monday afternoon (Yes, L.A. actually does have mass transit), when an armless man began masturbating on the train in plain sight. The incident, which occurred around 4:30 PM between th...

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Secretary Hagel proposes US military presence in all 196 countries of the globe

Funny story: Secretary Hagel proposes US military presence in all 196 countries of the globe

In another strong indication of the Obama administration's grasp of what's needed to defend US interests--plus maintaining consistency with Bush administration policies--Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel is fearful of the American public turning towar...

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Kansas To Ban Holding Hands Before Marriage

Funny story: Kansas To Ban Holding Hands Before Marriage

Lloyd Bratcher and the local group of Church Police have had the Kansas Attorney General to enforce the law voted in by the state officials that a couple cannot hold hands, especially in public, before marriage. Miss Nancy Ingraham, 72 and a spin...

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Wall Street summons GOP to financial straightening out meeting over tax bill and general uppityness problems

Funny story: Wall Street summons GOP to financial straightening out meeting over tax bill and general uppityness problems

Reports today indicate Wall Street is not at all pleased with Representative David Camp's (R-MI) new tax program which threatens to add taxes on to banks and cut corporate tax breaks. The furor has erupted even though the bill is still in draft st...

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Britain's Double Decker Buses To Be Replaced

Funny story: Britain's Double Decker Buses To Be Replaced

LONDON - Britain's Bus Bureau, known as the BBB, has just announced that it is in the process of starting to eliminate all double decker buses. Reginald F. Quibbenshire, a spokesperson for BBB stated that since the numbers of people riding public...

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Area man meets soulmate on subway, does nothing

Funny story: Area man meets soulmate on subway, does nothing

CHICAGO, IL--Copy editor Preston Parks sat next to his soulmate Amy Gammel on a short subway ride Monday, but declined to strike up a conversation with the woman who is his absolute emotional, mental, and physical match. Although the two had appro...

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OAP Questioned Over Indecent Exposure

Funny story: OAP Questioned Over Indecent Exposure

Greater Madchester Police questioned an old age pensioner yesterday after she began exposing herself to passes by in a local Lidl's. An eyewitness to the event, described the OAP as losing the plot completely. The traumatised witness said: She came...

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"Are you a twat?" to be decided by referendum.

Funny story: "Are you a twat?" to be decided by referendum.

Proponents of electoral reform were delighted today at the news that after wasting time with stuff no-one cared about like PR or AV or whatever, one of the real issues actually gripping the nation was to be decided by a plebiscite of the whole elect...

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Mail Online Readers' Comments Out Of Action

Funny story: Mail Online Readers' Comments Out Of Action

Terrible news in the UK this morning as Mail Online announced that reader comments are temporarily disabled due a technical problem. Most people only ever log on to Mail Online to read the readers' comments, which usually amount to nonsensical ran...

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Stupid Public Votes Themselves Into Rut

LONDON - After the Alternative Vote (AV) referendum results were released with 67% saying No and 21% saying Yes, many social scientists are commenting on the idiocy of the British public. "Wow..." said one, "Just wow. When given the chance to make...

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Controversy Over New Public Designer Urinals

Funny story: Controversy Over New Public Designer Urinals

Furious exchanges between local councillors marred last night's council meeting at Heavington Town Hall, with local Conservatives branding leading Labour councillor Bob Coalmerchant a left wing loony. The row erupted after the labour council spent...

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Science out of step with public opinion

Funny story: Science out of step with public opinion

Scientists and experts have once again clashed with public opinion. The Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs (ACMD) has examined the scientific evidence for the classification of ecstacy and are to recommend that ecstacy be downgraded to a Clas...

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Most depressing day of year to become bank holiday

Funny story: Most depressing day of year to become bank holiday

Gordon Brown has announced the results of an on line survey to find England's next bank holiday. There were several dates up for grabs, with the Monday nearest to Armistice Day the hot favourite to get the Public Holiday treatment and bring Englan...

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Away with the faries on public transport

Funny story: Away with the faries on public transport

This morning's journey to work via First Bus was a definite out of body experience.

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89% of married people met their partners at a gay bar

A recent study showed that 89% of the married public met their partners in some form of gay bar.

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Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
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