Doberman dogs are usually used as superb guard dogs, or Hitler's favorite animal for chasing "Untermenschen" if trained incorrectly! However, there is one dumb doberman residing in Geordieland, Sunderland, to be precise, that would not qualify to do...
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.-The National Institute of Mental Health congratulated the Republican Party for helping to make less infamous those with mental illness, by elevating obvious psychopaths to positions of high office.
Doctor Fernando La...
LOS ANGELES, U.S. - At the annual meeting of psychopaths who think that songs are telling them to murder people concern was expressed over the lack of good music anymore.
"It's a big problem" Charles Manson wannabe Jeff Smith explained. "Back in t...
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hello mate its me barry. remember we was at school together. remember that one time we flushed your trousers down the toilet that was facking hilarious.
then that other time you and biffer got into a fight and he beat the crap out of you. good times
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The air was turned blue in England's final warm up game in South Africa after Wayne Rooney was booked for abusive language towards the referee.
Rooney, the potato headed mentalist, turned on referee Jeff Selogilwe during England's unconvincing 3-0...
Deranged psychopath Amanda Knox and her equally sick boyfriend Raffaele Suckacheeto have been found guilty of murdering student Meredith Kercher.
Despite desperate attempts by Knox's nauseating parents to paint their psycho daughter as sweet and i...
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