In an attempt to curb attacks on people by dangerous dogs, the Australian Veterinary Association (AVA) has proposed the introduction of research into conducting personality tests for canines.
AVA spokesman, Jake Russell, told us "We have two issue...
The Dorking high street bank, Dorking High Street Bank of Dorking, was robbed on Friday morning by a daring bank robber. Although later analysis of the CCTV footage clearly showed the robber, nobody in the bank saw the robber, and the vast majority o...
According to Carl Jung, (1875 -1961), a complex is 'a core pattern of emotions, memories, perceptions, and wishes organized around a common theme.' It is 'perfectly normal to have complexes because everyone has emotional experiences that affect the psyche. Although they are normal, negative complexes can cause pain and suffering'.
An example given is the case of an individual, in childhood, who...
I'm sitting in Starbucks sat opposite the man of the moment - Martin Gamble, Professor of Behaviour, Undestanding and Motivation at the University of Redbrick. Martin has a unique gift, he is able to create a new Psychological Syndromes in his lunch break
I ask Martin how he does it? Martin laughs and throws back his lustrous brown hair. He has a warm laugh. It's like taking a bath in rich crea...
The human brain has the ability to make even the most boring stories vivid and entertaining, a leading brain scientist claims.
This is because the brain's 'inner voice' can talk over even the most tedious speaker, according to Professor Jens Convo...
A local man has pooh-poohed the notion that today is the first happy day of the year.
Psychologists claim that today, Monday, January 30, is the first happy day of the year because most Britons have just had their first pay cheque and have also pr...
Exeter Devon, UK: The results of a one year psychological study conducted by Dr. M. Shuttlecock, a noted London psychologist, has been published in the Surrey Psychological Observational Obsessive Functions (SPOOF) journal. The study investigated whe...
The definitive guide to what is a mental illness and what is normal behaviour is due for release at the end of the month.
Previous additions to the tome have been ADHD and body dismorphia.
"Until it is in the book," said the Handbook's editor,...
A group of leading sports psychologists are claiming that newly installed Chelsea boss, Andre Villas-Boas is doomed to Premier League failure, and that's before he even starts!
Villas-Boas, who moved to Stamford Bridge from Porto this week has alr...
Cambridge MA: Larry O'Mara the owner of Larry's Bar and Grill, a working class tavern in this city, was presented an honorary PHD degree in psychology by Harvard University. The degree was in recognition of Larry's counseling people in his establishm...
Personality profiling and monetary spending pattern specialist, Dr. Hugh M. Ongusbeek, released a series of luxury car purchase findings today at the London Annual Psychoanalysis Conference, more affectionately labeled by insiders as the "Head Banger...
The Good Lord God has finally admitted to being an atheist.
Speaking at a city luncheon earlier today the Creator appeared to have what witnesses were calling a 'breakdown', in front of a room full of high level banking officials.
Claiming that...
NEW YORK - At a conference at the United Nations headquaters in New York City, psychologists have worked out how to solve a problem like Korea.
North Korea, created as a separate state from South Korea, in September 1948 by UN and Soviet forces, h...
A recent study by the University of Camford has proven that trade union bosses are dumb psychopaths.
Nerdy student Colin Anus PhD said "You see, many psychopaths have controlling tendencies, so they want to have a powerful job. But many people wit...
Psychologists have been following disturbing trends developing from a self help philosophy from the 1980's called Transactional Analysis.
TA is based upon a consciousness growth bestseller book entitled "I'm OK, you're OK".
Written by Thomas A. Harris MD, it was a book whose primary message was to base all relationships on the premise that everyone is OK just the way they are without any...
Yes, that's right, they're the England players. - Anyone who has been watching England's group matches will have to concede the team has not looked inspired or enthusiastic.
Well all that is about to change. England have drafted in a new team of...
LONG ISLAND, New York - Ladies, do you greet your companion with excitement every day, overlook his flaws, and forgive his bad behavior? If the companion in question is a dog, the answer is probably yes, but if it's your spouse, the answer is more li...
Freud
Department of Discrimination
University of VagLess
Neverland, JD 48320
Dear Freud,
I am writing to inform you that the Common Sense Buero is currently conducting a large scale investigation and are in need of your expert opinion. Below is a description of case:
Background Information: 2 weeks ago a 18 yr old female who is a full time student, currently enrolled in an intro to...