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Funny story: Psycho, Baseball, and Anthony Perkins

Psycho, Baseball, and Anthony Perkins

If Norman Bates had something to prove, he did it cleanly in the shower. If Red Sox reliever Daniel Bard has anything to prove, he needs to clean up the mess after coming out of the bullpen. Bardo, as his catcher calls him, made a start on reha...
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Funny story: London 2012: Alfred Hitchock to direct Olympics Closing Ceremony

London 2012: Alfred Hitchock to direct Olympics Closing Ceremony

East London born Alfred Hitchock is to come out of retirement to direct the London 2012 Olympic closing ceremony, following in the footsteps of Danny Boyle who produced the hugely acclaimed opening ceremony. Hitchcock, from Leytonstone, has not di...
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Funny story: Merriam-Webster changes definition of "Psychotic"

Merriam-Webster changes definition of "Psychotic"

Merriam-Webster have released their updates and revisions list today, and many linguists are up in arms over one particular change. The word "psychotic" and all of it's relations and roots have been changed to receive an additional definition. The...
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Funny story: "Put Guns in Prison, Not Psychopaths" Say Liberal Activists

"Put Guns in Prison, Not Psychopaths" Say Liberal Activists

SAN FRANCISCO - Immediately after the mass-murder of sane, law-abiding citizens in Tucson, Arizona, the Liberal US Media and numerous Left-leaning groups practically ignored the "accused suspect" as being the "Real Killer," and proceeded to blame EVE...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Vagina Goes Phycho

Paris Hilton's Vagina Goes Phycho

As we all know by now Paris Hilton's vagina has a mind of it's own. It makes impromptu appearances when it feels the urge and peeks out to say Hi all the time. Paris of course knows nothing about any of these sightings, going, ooops, fumble. Unbel...
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Funny story: 'Psycho' 50th Anniversary Celebrated By Psychos The World Over

'Psycho' 50th Anniversary Celebrated By Psychos The World Over

Psychos the world over today put their stabbing, slashing, and head-drilling on hold this weekend to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the release of Alfred Hitchcock's classic 1960 shocker, which starred Anthony Perkins and Janet Leigh - the mother...
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Funny story: Norman Bates Spends Mother's Day Talking To Himself

Norman Bates Spends Mother's Day Talking To Himself

Norman Bates spent Mothers Day mainly talking to himself in his padded cell here, alternating between his own voice, and the voice of his murdered mother, which he puts on with creepy effect. Bates, who inspired real life serial killer Ed Gein, of...
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Funny story: Psycho film to be remade

Psycho film to be remade

The award winning Alfred Hitchcock movie Psycho is to be remade with a few surprise changes. The Bates Motel is to be called Browns Motel run by a character called Gordon Brown. The female thief in the shower scene is to be a character called Susa...
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Funny story: HR Director slowly losing it

HR Director slowly losing it

Lincoln, Nebraska - At L&N Collections Services facility for the Midwest Region, Janet Olsen has spent the past 47 days in her nine plus year career dwelling upon how satisfying it would be to kill her fellow workers. News of her upcoming 10th an...
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Funny story: This Week's Horoscopes From Psycho Bob

This Week's Horoscopes From Psycho Bob

Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC) This week you will not only confirm the saying, "He who smelt it, dealt it" but add your own "and also felt it!" Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN) It would be nice to have a close friend to go places with and who would slap you on the back from time to time, like right now while you're choking on that big piece of meat. Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB) Your disagreement...
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Funny story: The '70s psychedelic rock group, Pink Floyd, endorses Mitt Romney for President 2008; 'Seamus' the family flying dog the cause?

The '70s psychedelic rock group, Pink Floyd, endorses Mitt Romney for President 2008; 'Seamus' the family flying dog the cause?

Washington, D.C. Mitt Romney won a surprising endorsement from the 1970s psychedelic rock group, Pink Floyd, when they announced today that they would be urging their fan base to support the Romney for President Election 2008 Campaign effort with vol...
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Funny story: Ginsu Introduces the Psycho Knife

Ginsu Introduces the Psycho Knife

Ginsu of Japan, makers of the famous Ginsu Knife collections, has introduced the latest addition to its culinary prepartions line. The newest kitchen tool is the "Psycho" knife.
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Funny story: Entire US Population Is ‘Sick' Declares Psychiatrist

Entire US Population Is ‘Sick' Declares Psychiatrist

New York -- In a stunning announcement today, the American Psycho-Practitioners Association (APPA) unveiled a new program that will label the entire US population as a "PTSD Nation." Intended to be their flagship project, the APPA sees great potentia...
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