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A Psychic Reveals His 2017 Celebrity Predictions

Funny story: A Psychic Reveals His 2017 Celebrity Predictions

The Amazing Fernando, a clairvoyant (and part time locksmith), has disclosed his latest celebrity predictions, making the world privy to the spooky insights of a man clinically proven to have the psychic ability of fourteen men and a horse. "And n...

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CIA Torture Study a Torture to Read

Funny story: CIA Torture Study a Torture to Read

"Judicious Use of Cognitive and Physical Trauma to Elicit Psychic Response"--By Dr. Gunter Chang, Director of Cognitive Studies at the Central Intelligence Agency, August 2003. Abstract: Research in the area of the psychic science lags considerably behind other research fields primarily due to lack of reproducible quantitative data obtained under controlled conditions. In an effort to establ...

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Missing plane never left the tarmac says LA psychic

Funny story: Missing plane never left the tarmac says LA psychic

Los Angeles, California - Aviation search parties would be better off scouring the Malaysian runway a clairvoyant Los Angeles shaman said today accusing airport authorities of using a cloak 'n' dagger cloaking device and other high tech stuff. Pom...

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Psychic Doesn't Win Lottery - Again

Funny story: Psychic Doesn't Win Lottery - Again

Florida psychic Betty Volopino has once again failed to win the Mega Million Powerball Superball Jumbo sized lottery jackpot, much to the surprise of her clients, family and friends. Saturday's winning numbers of 12, 32, 34, 45, 47, 49 - bared no...

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Spooky how Madonna's new 'smart' mascara has made her psychic

Funny story: Spooky how Madonna's new 'smart' mascara has made her psychic

Los Angeles - A $500,000 mascara originally developed by space program scientists as eye medication for treating astronauts' gamma ray blast exposure has been endorsed by Madonna as an awesome gambling aid. In a forthcoming interview with Megabux...

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Psychic who communicates with dead people says many of them are unhappy and want to come back

Wilmont Peters is a psychic who claims to have the ability to talk with dead people. And Peters says some of the deceased tell him they are unhappy with the afterlife and would like to come back. "A lot of them are pissed off. They were led to...

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'Petraeus And Allen Should Have Seen It Coming' says former Pentagon remote viewing commander General Albert Stubblebine III

Funny story: 'Petraeus And Allen Should Have Seen It Coming' says former Pentagon remote viewing commander General Albert Stubblebine III

New York - "They were among my very best psychic warriors," ex-First Earth Battalion commander General Stubblebine said today amid mounting furor in the Broadwell-gate case, "taught 'em everything I know and NOW look what's happened!!" Speaking to...

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Derek Acorah speaks to the Duke of Wellington during spirit walk to his own toilet.

Funny story: Derek Acorah speaks to the Duke of Wellington during spirit walk to his own toilet.

The television psychic claims he was randomly approached by 'The Duke' following an unintended 'Spirit Walk' during a restless night after a wine and cheese-fondue dinner party. After they had exchanged pleasantries, Wellington noticed the medium...

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Derek Acorah to cameo on Coronation Street

Funny story: Derek Acorah to cameo on Coronation Street

World-famous superstar celebrity psychic, Derek Acorah, has been asked to appear in an episode of Coronation Street playing a world-famous superstar celebrity psychic called Eric D'Accora. "Derek is very excited," said Acorah's agent, Eric D'Accor...

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Olympic Committee Cancels Summer Games After Psychic Group Threatens to Post Results Online

Funny story: Olympic Committee Cancels Summer Games After Psychic Group Threatens to Post Results Online

London, England - The 2012 Summer Olympic Games, scheduled to take place in London from 27 July to 12 August 2012 were officially canceled today after the International Olympic Committee was unable to comes to terms with Bert Poppins, head of the Eng...

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Derek Acorah opens a carpet and laminate shop

Funny story: Derek Acorah opens a carpet and laminate shop

Derek Acorah, the world's most attractive, charismatic and psychic man is to broaden his portfolio with the addition of a carpet and laminate company. "The chain of stores will be opening in the next couple of weeks," said new CEO Adele Willring.

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New TV pet therapist claims psychic bond to animals

Funny story: New TV pet therapist claims psychic bond to animals

The Pet Netwerk is starting a new show called, "Dr Horney Pet Therapist". The show centers around Dr Horney who claims he can analyze and treat neurotic, unhappy animals and make them better. The "call in" show utilizes internet technology so the...

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Amy 'faked her own death' - College of Psychic Studies shocker!

Funny story: Amy 'faked her own death' - College of Psychic Studies shocker!

London - A bit of tangled hexoplasm recovered from the College trashcan paints a very different picture of the Amy Winehouse RIP 'spun' by the UK media. College cleaning woman Mrs Doris Pokes (no relation) said today a 'cold reading' of some disc...

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Ryan Cleary Prediction Rocks The Psychic World

Funny story: Ryan Cleary Prediction Rocks The Psychic World

A prediction by an unknown psychic has shocked the world of computer hacking and sent shivers of excitement through the psychic world. It was predicted on Friday by Spoof Writer Katarina Frogpond (that's me), that Ryan Cleary would be released on...

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Derek Acorah to run for Prime Minister

Funny story: Derek Acorah to run for Prime Minister

Derek Acorah, the world famous psychic, and only real conduit between the living and dead that has silver hair, has announced that he is to run for Prime Minister. "The ghost of Michael Foot came to Derek," said Acorah's close friend and adviser,...

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Well-known psychic has been speaking to Osama bin laden for at least 8 years!

Funny story: Well-known psychic has been speaking to Osama bin laden for at least 8 years!

It has been reported today, that a well-known psychic (who did not wish to be named through fear of ridicule) has confessed to speaking to the notorious Al Qaeda leader, Osama Bin Laden for at least eight years. If these claims are true, then it coul...

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Cassadaga Spiritualist Camp Holding 'Supermoon Celebration' Saturday

Funny story: Cassadaga Spiritualist Camp Holding 'Supermoon Celebration' Saturday

Psychics, mediums, spiritual healers and other believers in psychic energies will be on hand Saturday, March 19, 2011 in the small Central Florida town of Cassadaga to take advantage of record high energy levels related to an unusual lunar event.

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Derek Acorah "Disappointed" with results of The Sun's Psychic Experiment

Funny story: Derek Acorah "Disappointed" with results of The Sun's Psychic Experiment

Derek Acorah, the world's foremost conduit to the realm of the other side, is disappointed with the results of his Sensational Psychic Experiment in The Sun newspaper. After requesting as many Sun readers as possible to attempt to channel their ps...

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