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Funny story: Inside the everything's classified and psychotherapy rooms deep behind the Oval Office

Inside the everything's classified and psychotherapy rooms deep behind the Oval Office

The public's suspicion that there must be secret little rooms off the Oval Office has followed Mr. Clinton into both the Bush and Obama presidencies. Mr. Clinton had sweetened one of these alcoves himself, a bold episode in White House history.
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Funny story: Pentagon shrinks the US Army? Veteran psychiatrist sues Chuck Hagel

Pentagon shrinks the US Army? Veteran psychiatrist sues Chuck Hagel

Washington DC - A retired Professor of Military Psychiatry is taking Chuck Hagel to court for what he says is a psychotic episode in the Pentagon downsizing scheme. Professor Einstein Flintstone wants to detain the US Defense Secretary on psychiat...
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Funny story: Local Man Having Problems In Bed

Local Man Having Problems In Bed

George Lincoln of Scorpion Falls, Arizona has been having a lot of trouble in bed the past six months. "I've been to doctor after doctor and specialist and health stores and shamans from six tribes of Native Americans and none of them have been ab...
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Funny story: Wednesday's Split Beaver Full Moon causing mayhem among Hollywood Z-Listers

Wednesday's Split Beaver Full Moon causing mayhem among Hollywood Z-Listers

Hollywood, Ca - Known by its folklore name of The Beaver tomorrow's eclipsed Gemini Full Moon is causing havoc among Hollywood celebs who flock regularly to Prof Einstein Flintstone's therapisst's couch. "Should have called it the Split Beaver Fo...
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Funny story: 'EU economy shrinks' argument rubbished

'EU economy shrinks' argument rubbished

London - A Royal Freak Hospital emeritus professor of psychiatry has drubbed reports blaming cut-price shrinks for the mess in Europe. Speaking to journalists this afternoon Prof Einstein Flintstone said there's no point in analysing in bleedin' o...
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Funny story: Paranoia Epidemic: This Concerns You

Paranoia Epidemic: This Concerns You

Brain scientists estimate that 25 percent of the US population suffer from paranoia. The condition has become widespread due to various causal factors that include mind altering drugs, tracking cookies on computers and even films like The Truman Show...
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Funny story: Royal Freak Hospital shrink to probe Vincent Tabak

Royal Freak Hospital shrink to probe Vincent Tabak

London - (Bi-Polar): As the Royal Freak Hospital's pre-eminent Professor of Forensick Psychiatry Dr Einstein Flintstone is regarded by peers as at the top of his game. "Ya, but mostly that's Blind Man's Bluff und Pin-the-Tail-on-the-Donkey, haha,...
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Funny story: Hairapy Sweeps the US

Hairapy Sweeps the US

A new shopping complex has opened up in Hollywood's Bel Air. But it is no ordinary shopping mall. It is run entirely by nurses and trained professionals in psychology and psychotherapy. It covers ten acres, is four stories high and houses many shops,...
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Funny story: Shaun Ryder 'loses it totally' when music criticized-Sent to Priory Clinic to join Subo Fanatics

Shaun Ryder 'loses it totally' when music criticized-Sent to Priory Clinic to join Subo Fanatics

Shaun Ryder, musician and sometimes columist, completely lost his cool in front of an audience recently. He was fielding questions from the audience when a young woman had the audacity to critize his latest lyrics. Shaun had to be, quite literall...
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Funny story: Letters to the Chief Resident Psychiatrist

Letters to the Chief Resident Psychiatrist

Dear Dr. Morgenstern, I believe that over these past 6 months, I have proven my mental stability, social adaptability and feel that I no longer pose a threat to the woodland creatures of Yellowstone National Park. As I've demonstrated in our private and group sessions, I do not feel the least bit attracted to Elk, Moose, or Grizzly Bears anymore, and though, admittedly, I still have a slight...
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Funny story: Pychaitrists Identify The Spoofers Dilemma

Pychaitrists Identify The Spoofers Dilemma

Genetisits in Cambridge, MA have identified Spoofers , those guys who write goofy fiction, are blessed and cursed with a genetic mutation. The mutation gives the capacity to appreciate the warping of reality, an ironic sense that regular stuff could...
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Funny story: APA repudiates Reparative Therapy: Says "Gays don't straighten out!"

APA repudiates Reparative Therapy: Says "Gays don't straighten out!"

NEW YORK - The Association of Psychological Americans (APA) told its members at a Toronto conference Wednesday that mental health professionals should stop telling gay clients they can become straight through psychotherapy or other treatments. T...
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Funny story: NAPA Declares Liberalism a Mental Disease

NAPA Declares Liberalism a Mental Disease

Washington DC: At the conclusion of a three day session of the North American Psychiatric Aliiance (NAPA) a joint communiqué of scholarly findings was released. Consensus was reached by the NAPA members that liberalism is a mental condition. The...
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Funny story: Schools Renamed as Psychiatric Clinics

Schools Renamed as Psychiatric Clinics

Lincoln High School in Bartonville, Nebraska has been officially renamed The Lincoln Center for Psychiatric Care. Citizens of Bartonville were astonished and 89 people showed up at a recent school board meeting to ask why. The clinic adminstrator (fo...
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Funny story: Idiots vindicated: scientists prove that memory sucks

Idiots vindicated: scientists prove that memory sucks

According to a new study, the average idiot can keep only one or two things in their working memory or conscious mind at a time.
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Funny story: Human brain responds to Obama as it does to money and chocolate

Human brain responds to Obama as it does to money and chocolate

Scientists from the University of California - Los Angeles have found that the human brain reacts to Democratic presidential hopeful Senator Barack Obama in the same way it responds to winning money and eating chocolate.
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Funny story: Psychiatrist Discovers New Planet, Blames Its Erratic Orbit On Chemical Imbalance

Psychiatrist Discovers New Planet, Blames Its Erratic Orbit On Chemical Imbalance

While looking through the main telescope of the Winkenblinken Public Observatory last month, prominent psychiatrist A. Gorden Crumgranit discovered a previously unknown planet revolving around a nearby star. Astronomers have confirmed that the plane...
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Funny story: Dr. Phil Involuntarily Committed for Schadenfreude

Dr. Phil Involuntarily Committed for Schadenfreude

Dr. Phil, the famous TV psychologist, was taken away in a police car today from his studio after a team of top-notch psychiatrists diagnosed him with the little known but quite prevalent psychiatric disorder of schadenfreude, or taking pleasure in th...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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