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Funny story: Judge Rules Halfwits Cannot Be Banned From Using Library

Judge Rules Halfwits Cannot Be Banned From Using Library

Judge Jamie Dean of West Virginia has handed down the ruling that halfwits cannot be prevented from using the county library. "That would be interfering with his rights as a citizen of the United States." "We're alright with most of the kids, b...
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Funny story: Local Expert In Frame For Top Arts Job

Local Expert In Frame For Top Arts Job

A local art historian and critic is among the names being touted to be the next chair of Arts Council England. Proserpine Gainsborough-Halfwit will be up against television presenter, political pundit and former Tory MP Michael Portillo, and TV mo...
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Funny story: Brian Little to take over Macedonian International Squad

Brian Little to take over Macedonian International Squad

After searching high and low for a good manager to take over the managing of the Macedonian International squad, the Macedonian FA are rumoured to have gone for Brian Little instead. "I can't help but feel this shows a complete lack of ambition by...
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Funny story: John Martin: Heaven & Hell. Laing Art Gallery, Newcastle. Review

John Martin: Heaven & Hell. Laing Art Gallery, Newcastle. Review

John Martin's epic canvasses were extremely popular in the early-to-mid 19th Century, with their apocalyptic visions - like The Destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah. He was even described as the greatest painter of his day by one commentator. This is the first major exhibition of his work in more than 30 years - an enlarged version arrives at Tate Britain in the Autumn. We sent Proserpine Gains...
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