Those who queued in the rain to be first to buy their i-Pad, i-Phone4, PS3 or other want (rather than need) or whose favourite words are the nonsensical "pre-order", will be thrilled to hear that a new comparison website has gone on-line aimed at ins...
High street retailer Fat Asre has experienced exponential profit growth in the last financial year, CEO Derek Lard announced today. Share prices rose sharply, wobbled about and then flattened out following the announcement.
Fat Asre specialises i...
Rome - (Unholy Mess): Vatican profits nosedived last year despite record revenues from staple income sources such as altar boy pimping, nuclear arms proliferation, general arms dealing, drug running, the slave trade, money laundering, simony-related...
(Hell On Earth) - In a surprise move, ExxonMobile has decided to sell all of their 2,220 gas stations in order to focus full time on war profiteering. Company spokesman Beezle A. Bub announced the move today in a hastily arranged press conference at...
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