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Funny story: Barry Obama Notebook Found At College Back Room

Barry Obama Notebook Found At College Back Room

One of these days I hope to be President of some club or something because I feel kind of 'presidential' every time my friends and I go out and smoke some and play some golf. This year I decorated my tree in blue and white lights with a Star of Da...
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Funny story: College Professors May Very Well Be Liberal

College Professors May Very Well Be Liberal

According to a recent study, College professors may very well be pushing their Liberal agendas on college students. Published by A.Y.R.S [Are.You.Really.Surprised] Journal, the shocking results of their study may lead conservative parents in the...
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Funny story: Terror Professor Fired for Yelling at Students' Mistakes in Class

Terror Professor Fired for Yelling at Students' Mistakes in Class

ILIGAN, PHILIPPINES (Acme World News) -- Kirai Moltres, a terror professor, was fired for yelling at his students' mistakes in class last February 14, 2013. The said professor allegedly yelled at a student named Audino Flareon Clamperl for giving...
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Funny story: English Professor Threatens BBC Over "Them"

English Professor Threatens BBC Over "Them"

Professor Finn L. Straw is threatening to blow up one of the BBC's broadcasting masts if his demands are not met. The drama began last night as this publication went to press. His protest concerns the use of the word "them" instead of "those" and the...
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Funny story: Finger length gives clue to size of manhood, say scientists

Finger length gives clue to size of manhood, say scientists

THE length of a man's fingers gives a clue to the size of his manhood. An index finger that is shorter than the ring finger may indicate a longer penis, according to scientists. Previous studies have shown strong evidence that testosterone in t...
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Funny story: NY Professor to Have Camera Implanted in Back of His Head

NY Professor to Have Camera Implanted in Back of His Head

His plan has shocked a security-conscious nation and gives new meaning to the term headshot. And there are practical considerations as well. The prof's friends report that, although he is determined to go through with the plan, he is running i...
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Funny story: Professor Warned School About Student But He Looked Too Silly To Be Taken Seriously

Professor Warned School About Student But He Looked Too Silly To Be Taken Seriously

A former professor said he told university administrators six months ago of his concerns about the mental health of a student now accused of stabbing a fellow student right in the chemistry class. She is now recovering from the unexplained attack.
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Funny story: Local professor considered an arrogant prick by many

Local professor considered an arrogant prick by many

Indiana University professor Dr. Jack Roy Smithton is probably the most arrogant prick on campus. The snobby bastard has been known to glorify himself in lectures, speaking of himself as a so-called "expert" on any number of topics. He never fails to...
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Funny story: Professor Finkelberker Dates A Giraffe

Professor Finkelberker Dates A Giraffe

Renowned astro-physicist, Doctor Albert Finkelberker of the University of Ontario, has astounded the international scientific community with news of his love affair with a pet giraffe named Bertha.
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Funny story: Professor Gilgallygaggle Invents Funtasmitastic Thingamibob

Professor Gilgallygaggle Invents Funtasmitastic Thingamibob

Startled scientific writers were amazed at the unveiling of another incredible invention by genius scientist and all-round lovely man, Professor Gilgallygaggle from Harvard University.
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Funny story: Vocational D.N.A, a glimpse of the future.

Vocational D.N.A, a glimpse of the future.

A recent study has found a link between a certain D.N.A strand and destiny. The astonishing claims were made by Professor Wilmut Strand, Head of the Biological Theology department at Nuneaton university for boys. "We have large amounts of evidence and some small quantities of conjecture, that point to a link between this D.N.A and our destinies." Claimed Prof Strand.
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