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Funny story: Fort Worth Man Gets to Work After Being Protested

Fort Worth Man Gets to Work After Being Protested

Fort Worth - Stephen Kingsley, a 32 year old accountant, decided to work today for the first time. Mr. Kingsley was sitting at his desk on the 4th floor of his building when he heard shouts coming from his window. He wheeled himself over to the window and looked down and saw some people standing around with signs and yelling, "No more slacking!" Mr. Kingsley said he didn't hesitate. He s...
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Funny story: Study Suggests Walking, Chewing Gum at Same Time Still Okay

Study Suggests Walking, Chewing Gum at Same Time Still Okay

BALTIMORE, MD - A recent study suggests that people who attempt to complete multiple tasks at the same time often don't accomplish a damn thing, especially compared to those who prioritize and attempt to complete tasks one by one. Despite this, mu...
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Emperor Finally Issues A "Secure Borders" Edict

Barack I degreed today all borders of the US Empire shall be sealed to prevent entry of the "undesirable alien" Bibi Netanyahu. Chief of Secret Storm Troopers, Eric Holder, will personally enforce it.
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