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Funny story: God Announces Recall

God Announces Recall

In a surprise statement, today God announced a recall of humans. All makes and models of the species Homo sapiens are affected. Although no single factor was mentioned as the cause that triggered today's announcement, records and interviews show th...
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Funny story: Toyota Recalls 4.2 Million Vehicles Over Faulty Cup Holders

Toyota Recalls 4.2 Million Vehicles Over Faulty Cup Holders

WASHINGTON-Toyota Motor Corp. said Tuesday it will recall 4.2 million vehicles in the United States, the company's largest-ever U.S. recall, to address problems with normal-sized cup holders that could result in oversized drinks spilling and lead...
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Funny story: Dyson Cheese Graters Recalled

Dyson Cheese Graters Recalled

Just days after their launch, Dyson are recalling all of their new Cheese Graters due to a small technical fault. "In general day to day use," said Leonard Mettier, head of the recall team, "there are no problems with the cheese grater. Quite the...
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Funny story: Apple Recall iStreet Racer

Apple Recall iStreet Racer

Apple Labs have hastily recalled hundreds of thousands of copies of their augmented reality Applelet, iStreet Racer, after it emerged that people were using it in the manner it was intended to be used. The App overlays a real time position of ever...
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Funny story: Children-allergy medicines recalled; panicked adults allergic to children visit ERs & immunization centers in record numbers

Children-allergy medicines recalled; panicked adults allergic to children visit ERs & immunization centers in record numbers

A voluntary recall has been issued for more than 40 over-the-counter drugs intended for protection against the toxic byproducts of children, including Tylenol and Motrin, because they don't meet quality standards. "This recall is not being underta...
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Funny story: Condom boss breaks silence on product recall

Condom boss breaks silence on product recall

The president of condom manufacturers Rudex will make his first official public appearance today more than two weeks after the contraception guru was first forced to recall millions of packs of condoms across the UK and Ireland. Akio Dongalon, the...
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Funny story: Obama Called Out Second Time in Two Weeks During Joint Session of Congress!

Obama Called Out Second Time in Two Weeks During Joint Session of Congress!

Washington,DC/ Political Advertising News - For the second time in two short weeks an embattled President Obama was called out during his 'infomercial' plugging Universal Health Care. This time, however, it wasn't an incensed Republican who called...
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Funny story: Salmonella Outbreak Prompts Sexual Lubricant Recall

Salmonella Outbreak Prompts Sexual Lubricant Recall

NEW YORK CITY, NY - Jonsen & Jonsen have stopped production of their Kentucky (KY) Gelly after it was discovered the product contained the bacteria known as salmonella. Over the course of last week, the Center for Disease Control (CDC) inter...
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Funny story: Planet Earth Recalled By Manufacturer

Planet Earth Recalled By Manufacturer

Local Galaxy Group (IPP) - The manufacturer of the Earth has recalled the planet due to imperfections and elements dangerous to the planet's environment and inhabitants and possibly even dangerous to the populations and environments of other plan...
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Funny story: Urgent Product Recall

Urgent Product Recall

Environmental health chiefs were urgently placing product recall advertisements around the countryside last night after a haystack in Kent was found to contain a needle.
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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