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Funny story: Airport Security Finds 30 Pounds of Cocaine Under Fat Lady's Boobs!

Airport Security Finds 30 Pounds of Cocaine Under Fat Lady's Boobs!

While this might not be a drug mule case, security guards at Kennedy Airport say it was more like a cow-smuggling incident. An as yet unknown 300-pound woman was routinely being searched at the airport when a bag of cocaine fell out on the floor.
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Funny story: HM Prison Services Swamped with Female Applications after Illicit Sex Allegations !

HM Prison Services Swamped with Female Applications after Illicit Sex Allegations !

A spokesperson for Her Majesty's Prison Service says the office can't handle the recent inundation of requests by unemployed females for jobs following the conviction of female warder Zanib Khan, 27, found guilty of juggling at least 5 unseemly rela...
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Funny story: Proctologist Claims To Have Rebored First Human Bunghole

Proctologist Claims To Have Rebored First Human Bunghole

Harvard trained protologist, Dr. Thaddeus Colonato, today reported that he successfully enlarged the business end of a patient's alimentary canal from a substandard 10 guage opening to something that would allow a 12 gauge turd to pass without micro...
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Funny story: Proctologist arrested in 'rhoid rage incident

Proctologist arrested in 'rhoid rage incident

Murray Lloyd, a local proctologist, was arrested early last evening in a 'rhoid rage' incident. Lloyd, 43, was released after posting bail on charges of vandalism, assault, and interference with official acts. 'Rhoid rage should not be confused wi...
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Funny story: Pakistani Proctologists Withdraw Support for Al Qaeda Hemorrhoid Treatment

Pakistani Proctologists Withdraw Support for Al Qaeda Hemorrhoid Treatment

A promising treatment for Hemorrhoids, one which was featured prominently in the Pakistan Journal of Medical Sciences, has now been denounced by Proctologists after clinical trials went awry. The so-called "TNT Suppository" treatment, developed...
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Funny story: Florida Woman Arrested for Crimes Against Nature: 27 Foot Python Missing!

Florida Woman Arrested for Crimes Against Nature: 27 Foot Python Missing!

Everglades City, Fl/ Peta Update - This sleepy Florida town, known best for harvesting stone crab claws, shrimp, and once having the dubious honor of having their entire population arrested for drug running, is again the center of controversy. Flo...
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Funny story: Readers Agree: The Spoof Turned My Life Around in 2008!

Readers Agree: The Spoof Turned My Life Around in 2008!

League of Nations/ Belgium - Iconoclastic editor of the world's most widely read Satire Site, Mark Lowton, accepted the JERRY SPRINGER AWARD for his creation, TheSpoof.com. Results from an unsolicited poll of the site's readership credit it with...
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Funny story: Proctologists Probe Reasons for Being Stuck in the Rear of Medical Specialities

Proctologists Probe Reasons for Being Stuck in the Rear of Medical Specialities

On the ever shifting moonscape of medical specialities, the proctologist has consistently found themselves coming up the rear. A new insertive action committee of assmen and asswomen has been fighting to improve the public perception and the professi...
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Funny story: Proctologist to the stars struck off. Says he faces a 'gaping hole' in life.

Proctologist to the stars struck off. Says he faces a 'gaping hole' in life.

Proctologist to the stars, Harvey Whiffstein says he faces a 'gaping hole' in his life after being struck off by the British Medical Council.
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