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Pro-Life Campaigners Extend Protection to the Unborn Post-Eucharistic Stool!

Leading pro-life groups have extended their anti-abortion campaign to post-Eucharistic stools. According to the pro-lifers, it is a "blasphemous, anti-life abomination" to empty one's bowels within 48 hours of consuming the body of Christ during reli...

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Aborted Fetus Rallies in Support of Abortion Falter Again

Funny story: Aborted Fetus Rallies in Support of Abortion Falter Again

Washington, D.C.-For the third time in as many years, pro-abortion rallies, to be held in major cities across the nation by the aborted, have failed to materialize. The rallies held on the anniversary of Roe V. Wade are a response to a 2009 Supr...

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Study reveals 95% of the U.S. population have already died

Funny story: Study reveals 95% of the U.S. population have already died

"By the time I knew about it, it was too late." - Those are the words of Roger Ford, resident of Tuscaloosa, South Carolina, who recently participated in a study supported by the National Institute of Health about the most common causes of death in...

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Pro-Lifers Storm LA Sperm Bank chanting "Demon Seed"

Funny story: Pro-Lifers Storm LA Sperm Bank chanting "Demon Seed"

As part of a new strategy to link the evils of abortion and masturbation, a group of approximately 30 pro-life protestors were arrested for trespassing and vandalism to the Catholic-run "Our Lady of Comfort" Sperm Bank in downtown LA (*). LA Pol...

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Hillary Clinton goes Pro-Life; says the unborn children of tomorrow have a right to have their voices be heard today

Funny story: Hillary Clinton goes Pro-Life; says the unborn children of tomorrow have a right to have their voices be heard today

Washington, DC - In what some are calling a desperate attempt to increase her standing in the popular poll today and gain future pledge delegates and superdelegates tomorrow, Hillary Clinton made an astonishing announcement today, proclaiming herself...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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