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Funny story: Giant killer frogs attack nurses at prison hospital

Giant killer frogs attack nurses at prison hospital

Monroe, Wa. Correction officers at MCC (Monroe Correctional Complex) in Washington State have reported several unprovoked attacks by giant mutant frogs on workers at the prison. " They seem to be focused on the nursing staff;" officer Shirley L. s...
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Funny story: "Shower Love" Added As Elective In Federal Prison System Education Curriculum

"Shower Love" Added As Elective In Federal Prison System Education Curriculum

Washington D.C. - The Federal Bureau of Prisons (FBP), the agency that manages the system of Federal prisons, has added "Shower Love" as an elective to it's in-house inmate education program. The addition of the course is intended to foster closer mo...
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Funny story: Joran van der Sloot Marries Next Victim in Prison

Joran van der Sloot Marries Next Victim in Prison

Lima, Peru - In what promises to be a future Disney love-story movie, murderer and all around bad guy Joran van der Sloot married a psychotic chick this week in prison, where he met and impregnated the brainless female. Van der Sloot, who gained n...
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Funny story: Monster Mansion Opens Evil Celebrity Wing

Monster Mansion Opens Evil Celebrity Wing

Wakefield Prison in Yorkshire dubbed Monster Mansion because of the particularly evil serial killers and brutal murderers held inside its grounds is building a special Celebrity Beast wing to hold the influx of once liked but now hated famous people...
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Funny story: Excuses That Marine Tahmooressi Should Try on His Captors in Mexican Jail

Excuses That Marine Tahmooressi Should Try on His Captors in Mexican Jail

Mexico - U.S. Marine Andrew Tahmooressi is still being held in a Mexican jail after making a wrong turn and ending up south of the border with three firearms in his vehicle. The following is some advice the marine might use to explain the mishap and,...
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Funny story: All prisons in Europe may close

All prisons in Europe may close

A convicted criminal has made an astonishing complaint to the European Court of Human Rights, on the grounds that being in prison infringes his basic human rights. Barry Knuckles, a lifelong petty crook and infamous thug, was jailed for the attemp...
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Funny story: How not to crack America

How not to crack America

Cheryl Cole didn't make it in America because even though she is fit, she is an unintelligible Geordie div. Robbie Williams was too fat, fair enough. Even British success story Tesco's flopped in America (although they should have known better than t...
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Funny story: Tonight There's Been A Jailbreak!

Tonight There's Been A Jailbreak!

England's prison system (which has long been described as Butlins with bars) has fucked up yet again. Back and to the Left news has never understood the point of having a open prison, isn't that just a hotel that you don't pay for? If we ran a open p...
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Funny story: Express Exclusive - Prisoners to Be Given 3D Plasma Televisions Foot Massages and Free Beer

Express Exclusive - Prisoners to Be Given 3D Plasma Televisions Foot Massages and Free Beer

Murderers, rapists, burglars and hooligans are to be given the use of chauffeur driven limousines, 72 inch 3D Plasma televisions, masseuse services, manicures and luxury holidays in 5 star hotels, a Home Office spokesperson announced this morning.
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Funny story: Rihanna Confesses She Hopes Chris Brown Goes To Prison Forever

Rihanna Confesses She Hopes Chris Brown Goes To Prison Forever

NEW YORK CITY - Rihanna was in the Big Apple visiting one of her childhood friends when she was asked about her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown. Her expression changed from one of happiness and contentment to one of bitterness and anger. She said that...
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Funny story: San Quentin Prison Officials Say They Have The Happiest Convicts In The Entire USA

San Quentin Prison Officials Say They Have The Happiest Convicts In The Entire USA

MARIN COUNTY, California - Officials at The San Quentin Department of Corrections & Rehabilitation State Prison have informed the news media that they cannot believe the tremendous change in the attitude of the entire prison population. One hi...
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Funny story: San Quentin State Prison Announces That Once A Month They Will Bring In Pole Dancers To Entertain The Inmates

San Quentin State Prison Announces That Once A Month They Will Bring In Pole Dancers To Entertain The Inmates

MARIN COUNTY, California - A representative for The San Quentin Department of Corrections & Rehabilitation State Prison has just informed the news media of a trial program. The trial program will be implemented on Saturday, April 19, 2014. The...
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Funny story: Prison of the Mind

Prison of the Mind

Voting, voluntary exercise, not voiding one's bowels in public, all rights when loses when incarcerated. Some may be more reasonable than others but that is how the prison is designed. One thing prisoners could aways do however is read. Attendant wit...
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Funny story: Ann Coulter Is Demanding That The Republican Party Terminate Sarah Palin's Membership

Ann Coulter Is Demanding That The Republican Party Terminate Sarah Palin's Membership

LOS ANGELES - GOP political maven Ann Coulter was invited to speak at The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women and she accepted on one condition; that she be allowed to make a pitch for the GOP. The warden gladly agreed and so Miss Coulter spoke before...
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Funny story: Bernie Madoff Mad at Favorite Prison Recreation, Stupid Washington

Bernie Madoff Mad at Favorite Prison Recreation, Stupid Washington

After our reporters went to interview a couple of guys whose DNA proved them to be innocent of a sex crime after spending 12 years in jail, they were told that Bernie Madoff, the guy who stole millions off trusting clients, wanted to see them. "Bernie looked a lot older but he had fire in his eyes." He greeted us and then went right into a rant that while he, Bernie Madoff, was spending hard...
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Funny story: Sing Sing Prison Confiscates Over 3,000 Illegal Cell Phones During Surprise Inspection

Sing Sing Prison Confiscates Over 3,000 Illegal Cell Phones During Surprise Inspection

OSSINING, New York - Officials at Sing Sing Prison have just informed the media of the results of a surprise inspection. A correction facility spokesperson who would only give her initials, V.Y. said that a group of 43 Sing Sing prison guards sear...
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Funny story: Transgender rapist 'Faked' being transgender to get in a women's prison

Transgender rapist 'Faked' being transgender to get in a women's prison

In every Daily Mail reader's wet dream, Justine Hardwood was recently found to have 'faked' being transgender in order to be sent to Styal women's prison. In a bizarre twist, she has asked to be moved to a male prison, but denied the request. "A...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Could Be Headed To Prison

Justin Bieber Could Be Headed To Prison

NEW YORK CITY - The Federal Aviation Federation has just let it be known that they are investigating the recent incident in which Justin Bieber was alleged to have been drinking alcohol, smoking marijuana, and eating environmentally protected lobster...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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