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Funny story: Escaped NY Prisoner Shot And Killed Only A Few Miles From Certain Freedom - Canada!

Escaped NY Prisoner Shot And Killed Only A Few Miles From Certain Freedom - Canada!

Malone, NY - New York Police shot and killed one of the two escaped murderers from the Clinton Correctional Facility, Richard Matt, on Friday, only a few miles from the Canadian border - which would have surely been the end of the trail for all polic...
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Funny story: Aaron Hernandez escapes from prison

Aaron Hernandez escapes from prison

Massachusetts- The State authorities and other agencies were continuing on Sunday to search for Aaron Hernandez and another fugitive who escaped from the maximum-security state prison. They are concentrating their efforts in the wilderness and rur...
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Funny story: Murderer Kevin Williams walks out of prison in Eastchurch on Sheppey, Kent

Murderer Kevin Williams walks out of prison in Eastchurch on Sheppey, Kent

A convicted murderer walked out of an open prison by "asking the prison guards nicely to open the gate" and went to stay with a friend, a court heard. Police tracked down Kevin Williams at flats in Sheerness and instead of going back to Standford...
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Funny story: Phil Spector to marry Dwight Howard

Phil Spector to marry Dwight Howard

Phil Spector has gotten a license to marry his lover, mass murderer Dwight Howard. The couple share a cell together in one of Americas toughest prisons. Spector hopes the state will give him a sex change. He is already on hormone therapy and wear...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - All Prisoners In H.M.P Isle of Wight To Be Released Into Community

Isle of Wight News - All Prisoners In H.M.P Isle of Wight To Be Released Into Community

A pill which cures prisoners of the urge to commit crimes is to be given to all inmates of H.M.P Isle of Wight. The pill's effects, which although it has to be administered daily, mean that all prisoners will remain completely law abiding as long as...
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Funny story: Jamie Olivier Re-Invents Mexican Prison Food

Jamie Olivier Re-Invents Mexican Prison Food

British T.V. Chef, Jamie Olivier has been invited to give Mexican prison food a facelift by Fernandez Pedro Jose Gomez, after Gordon Ramsay told the prison reformer to "fuck off" according to "Which Prison Food " magazine. Out with: soggy spinach,...
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Funny story: Obama takes over Google

Obama takes over Google

We cannot say we did not see it coming. Google and its million or so internet service providers are to be controlled by new laws soon to be enforced. Emperor Barack Obama acting as Commander in Chief has issued a new proclamation under Executive Orde...
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Funny story: In it to win it!

In it to win it!

Jails have been forced to install stairlifts to cope with rocketing numbers of pensioner prisoners since the Tories came to power it has been announced. At least 8,987 over 65's were arrested in 2013 up 34 per cent on 2009. Prison chiefs have also ha...
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Funny story: G.P.S Sends Tourists To Isle Of Wight Prison

G.P.S Sends Tourists To Isle Of Wight Prison

Tea, coffee and sandwich sales have rocketed at H.M.P. Isle of Wight Visitor Centre due to a G.P.S. mix up. A recent initiative by the Isle of Wight Tourist Institute, hoping to sell the Island as a holiday destination and not just an amalgamati...
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Funny story: Giant killer frogs attack nurses at prison hospital

Giant killer frogs attack nurses at prison hospital

Monroe, Wa. Correction officers at MCC (Monroe Correctional Complex) in Washington State have reported several unprovoked attacks by giant mutant frogs on workers at the prison. " They seem to be focused on the nursing staff;" officer Shirley L. s...
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Funny story: "Shower Love" Added As Elective In Federal Prison System Education Curriculum

"Shower Love" Added As Elective In Federal Prison System Education Curriculum

Washington D.C. - The Federal Bureau of Prisons (FBP), the agency that manages the system of Federal prisons, has added "Shower Love" as an elective to it's in-house inmate education program. The addition of the course is intended to foster closer mo...
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Funny story: Joran van der Sloot Marries Next Victim in Prison

Joran van der Sloot Marries Next Victim in Prison

Lima, Peru - In what promises to be a future Disney love-story movie, murderer and all around bad guy Joran van der Sloot married a psychotic chick this week in prison, where he met and impregnated the brainless female. Van der Sloot, who gained n...
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Funny story: Monster Mansion Opens Evil Celebrity Wing

Monster Mansion Opens Evil Celebrity Wing

Wakefield Prison in Yorkshire dubbed Monster Mansion because of the particularly evil serial killers and brutal murderers held inside its grounds is building a special Celebrity Beast wing to hold the influx of once liked but now hated famous people...
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Funny story: Excuses That Marine Tahmooressi Should Try on His Captors in Mexican Jail

Excuses That Marine Tahmooressi Should Try on His Captors in Mexican Jail

Mexico - U.S. Marine Andrew Tahmooressi is still being held in a Mexican jail after making a wrong turn and ending up south of the border with three firearms in his vehicle. The following is some advice the marine might use to explain the mishap and,...
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Funny story: How not to crack America

How not to crack America

Cheryl Cole didn't make it in America because even though she is fit, she is an unintelligible Geordie div. Robbie Williams was too fat, fair enough. Even British success story Tesco's flopped in America (although they should have known better than t...
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Funny story: Tonight There's Been A Jailbreak!

Tonight There's Been A Jailbreak!

England's prison system (which has long been described as Butlins with bars) has fucked up yet again. Back and to the Left news has never understood the point of having a open prison, isn't that just a hotel that you don't pay for? If we ran a open p...
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Funny story: Express Exclusive - Prisoners to Be Given 3D Plasma Televisions Foot Massages and Free Beer

Express Exclusive - Prisoners to Be Given 3D Plasma Televisions Foot Massages and Free Beer

Murderers, rapists, burglars and hooligans are to be given the use of chauffeur driven limousines, 72 inch 3D Plasma televisions, masseuse services, manicures and luxury holidays in 5 star hotels, a Home Office spokesperson announced this morning.
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Funny story: Rihanna Confesses She Hopes Chris Brown Goes To Prison Forever

Rihanna Confesses She Hopes Chris Brown Goes To Prison Forever

NEW YORK CITY - Rihanna was in the Big Apple visiting one of her childhood friends when she was asked about her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown. Her expression changed from one of happiness and contentment to one of bitterness and anger. She said that...
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