Lindsay Lohan's new publicist and legal defense team announced today that after multiple years of controlled substance abuse, rancid public behavior and breath, and a talent for beer drinking that makes Canadian college Sophomores look like pansies,...
Singing diva Lady Gaga added a less prestigious line to her music awards: Brazilian Prison inmate No. 43223-015.
Gaga, best known for her stage performances and music hits had surrendered shortly before noon at Carandiru prison in Sao Paulo, Brazi...
SAN FRANCISCO - Justin Bieber was in San Francisco visiting the old Alcatraz Prison.
He told reporters that ever since he was 11 he has wanted to visit the prison which once housed such notorious felons as Al Capone, George "Machine Gun" Kelly, A...
BACKDOOR, Hell. (AP) - De'Marquise Elkins was captured trying to smuggle a cell phone inside a California prison where Charles Manson is housed, authorities said Wednesday.
De'Marquise Elkins, 63, was arrested Sunday for investigation of conspira...
LOS ANGELES - Well ladies and gentleman, once again, Lindsay Lohan has shown the nation and the civilized world that just like she's said several times, she is just much too pretty to go to prison.
Lohan could have actually called in her latest co...
Well I'm still alive believe it or not. Today I got some letters from supporters wishing me well. I am especially grateful for the letters from ex-offenders and jailbirds Lord Taylor and Jonathan Aitken and the advice they gave me. Today I am expecting a visit from my children so I have asked for a private room and the very kind screw (prison officer) told me to go away (fuck off).
My cell-mat...
LOS ANGELES - The star of The Vampire Diaries Nina Dobrev was recently interviewed by LaLaLand Daily's Macadamia Honeysuckle.
The two met for lunch at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Diner in El Segundo and talked about Nina's hit show.
The 24...
Friday 15th 2013
Dear Diary,
Well I have survived a night in Wandsworth Prison and I haven't been beaten up yet. I'm 'padded' (sharing) a cell (toilet) with somebody who cannot be named for legal reasons but he's 'in' (convicted) for robbing old grannies for their handbags and seems quite harmless, and he had to get up in the middle of the night and have a very large poo (crap). Oh the ind...
SACRAMENTO - Dalrymple's Dictionary defines the term spin doctor, as being a public relations individual who is paid big bucks to put a positive spin on anything of a negative nature.
According to The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle the term first c...
LOVELOCK, Nevada - The warden at The Lovelock Correctional Center is reportedly quite upset at the fact that one of his most noted inmates, O.J. Simpson, tried to actually break out of his prison.
Left Coast Mirror Magazine is reporting that Simps...
Liberal Democrat Chris Huhne is to resign after he was totally buuusted making a massive u-turn over a driving offence.
Initially Huhne was adamant of his innocence, nobly arguing it was infact his then wife who had accrued the speeding points. H...
BEVERLY HILLS - Dana Lohan was out and about strutting around on one of the most famous streets in the world, Rodeo Drive.
The mother of the infamous Lindsay Lohan said that she hopes that somehow, someway her much troubled daughter finally gets o...
As Washington state suffering from budget cuts, tries to fund it's many prison reform programs, new and inventive ways have been instituted to do so.
Marijuana, the state's newly legal cash crop has been chosen as the drug of choice to fill the b...
SAN FRANCISCO - Conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh was in The City By The Bay taking a tour of the long abandoned Alcatraz Federal Prison.
Limbaugh has always been fascinated by the island prison that housed such infamous inmates as A...
For the crime of stealing a packet of hamburger buns, a magistrate ordered 7-year-old Willy Famisht to serve 12 months in juvenile detention.
Willy Famisht pleaded he hadn't eaten for two weeks and someone had put a spell on him. The sentence was...
Three men have been arrested after several shops in Gateshead city centre were burgled in midnight raids.
Thieves broke into Mendelson's Music Shop and made off with the lute. They also broke into the till, and took all the notes.
Nearby, a pos...
LOS ANGELES - The troubled sand grains are flowing faster through Lindsay Lohan's hour glass than M&Ms out of the package to Kirstie Alley's mouth.
The little celebutante has finally gotten to the point where she has used up her entire allotme...
California officials are planning to reopen Alcatraz as a correctional facility by May, 2013. The shocking and sudden decision comes after the state officials announced California couldn't meet the U.S. Supreme Court ruling to remove tens of thousand...