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Royal Baby Name Betting Latest

Funny story: Royal Baby Name Betting Latest

There were wild celebrations all round Britain today, after the news about the latest addition to the Royal Family had sunk in with the plebeians. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's third child, a boy, waved to the hordes of wellwishers who had g...

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Royal Baby 'Wiggled Fingers'

Funny story: Royal Baby 'Wiggled Fingers'

The third child of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge has been born, and TheSpoof.com can unexclusively reveal that it is a boy! Prince William and his wife emerged from the St. Mary's Hospital just before 6pm last night, and stood on the steps soa...

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Prince William and Prince Harry Gear Up for Hollywood Stardom

Funny story: Prince William and Prince Harry Gear Up for Hollywood Stardom

Buckingham Palace, London Buckingham Palace announced today that, right after playing Storm Troopers in the Star Wars movie, the Royal Brothers had so much fun that they're now going to make a side-career of movies. Some of the movies they are intere...

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Queen Warns Grandchildren to "Shut the Fuck Up Already"!

Funny story: Queen Warns Grandchildren to "Shut the Fuck Up Already"!

Buckingham Palace, London, England The Queen didn't realize the microphone was still on when she was yelling at Prince William, Prince Harry, and Kate Middleton for being too candid in their public speeches and not royal enough when talking to crowds...

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Prince Harry promises Obama and his wife an after "swing" party!

Funny story: Prince Harry promises Obama and his wife an after "swing" party!

Buckingham Palace have announced that lame duck President Obama and his wife are to dine with Prince Harry and his rather boring brother, Willy and his missus. Now naughty Harry purposely invited himself to the rather luxurious dinner in Kensingto...

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Prince William's rowdy university buddy Gaz turns up at door, spends night on couch

Funny story: Prince William's rowdy university buddy Gaz turns up at door, spends night on couch

Prince William and Kate Middleton had an unexpected visitor to Buckingham Palace when William's old university drinking buddy Gaz turned up at the front door asking to stay for a bit with them. William's old friend Gaz had been on a night out in Lon...

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What the Hell are the Royals Doing in New Zealand of All Places?

Funny story: What the Hell are the Royals Doing in New Zealand of All Places?

In order to answer this simple question our magazine "Conned Weekly" contacted Lord Hiram Abiff Cook of the British Foreign Office London who candidly answered unaware that we had recorded the conversation. Here is what he said: Well, old sport...

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Kate Middleton denies palace tryst

Funny story: Kate Middleton denies palace tryst

LONDON -- The royals are not above showing a little of their majestic bodies on occasion. Exhibitionist Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cornhole and wife of Prince William, is proof of that, having shown her regal tatas to the world and having flashed her...

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Wall Street unimpressed with scrounger royals

Funny story: Wall Street unimpressed with scrounger royals

New York - The big money fixers are staying away in droves as Prince William and his gargoyle wife arrive in NYC rattling their sadass begging bowls. Up to a dozen City Z-LIsters have forked out fifty grand a piece to hobnob with the faux royals w...

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New Yorkers' disgust at $100,000-a-table Kate and William dinner

Funny story: New Yorkers' disgust at $100,000-a-table Kate and William dinner

New York - "For that kind of money you'd at least expect a blow job over the flambe tart course," one wealthy New Yorker said today after being asked to stump up $100k for a gala dinner table with William and Kate, "just ask Michelle Obama!" The h...

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Britons Vote Out Prince Charles as Next King

Funny story: Britons Vote Out Prince Charles as Next King

London, England In a strongly anticipated move, the entire British Commonwealth voted to bypass Prince Charles in favor of his son, Prince William. "Charles is just so stodgy, he will have the whole British Empire asleep before he is even half-way...

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A right Royal Carry on!

Funny story: A right Royal Carry on!

The news that Kate Middleton is up the duff again has come as a major surprise to the Royal household, especially Liz and Phil, the latter swearing fucking blind that he was nowhere near Kate's bedroom when she was on heat! Liz is particularly pis...

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Royal Body language experts determine Prince George will grow to be expert at pooping, crying

Funny story: Royal Body language experts determine Prince George will grow to be expert at pooping, crying

Only a year old and yet body language experts have already signalled that Prince George will be fantastic at both crying and pooping. "We studied several videos of the young prince and surprisingly he showed a real interest in crying his head off...

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Kate Middleton Using Craigslist for Royal Palace Furnishings

Funny story: Kate Middleton Using Craigslist for Royal Palace Furnishings

London, EN Kate Middleton, future queen of England, who recently used Craigslist to find a new nanny for Prince George, has been taking advantage of Craigslist to bargain-hunt for furnishings for the various royal palaces. As of last week, she has purchased: -382 sets of drapes for Buckingham Palace and some kilts for Balmoral. -A new love seat, French Provincial chairs, and a few Queen...

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Shades of the Nazis as Prince William vows to destroy Palace art collection

Funny story: Shades of the Nazis as Prince William vows to destroy Palace art collection

London, UK - Priceless royal artefucts including Queen Victoria's rather splendid ivory throne - the first ever lavatory bowl to be carved from a single elephant tusk - are in line for destruction in William's latest PR scam. So confident is JK Ro...

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Viva Espana! William and Harry on Spanish Romp!

Funny story: Viva Espana! William and Harry on Spanish Romp!

The Chuckle Brothers of Royalty, namely Prince William and his bastard sibling Prince Harry have departed the rain sodden shores of Blighty for a spot of weekend wild life and peasant slaughtering in sunny Espana. Rather than bother with TripAdvis...

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Queen to Kate Middleton: Drop The Skirts!

Funny story: Queen to Kate Middleton: Drop The Skirts!

Kate appears to have heard the order but was confused for a short period when she thought the Queen meant to strip! However, Kate Middleton's grandmother-in-law is demanding lower hemlines, not the dropping of the skirt. According to Britain's Ma...

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Taxman slaps royal scroungers William and Kate with backdated £1million bill

Funny story: Taxman slaps royal scroungers William and Kate with backdated £1million bill

London, UK - Feckless gold-digger Kate Middleton and her idler spouse Prince William have been hit with a backdated £1million bill following an orgy of taxpayer handouts nodded through by Prince Charles. The bill covers more than three years of th...

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