LONDON - Queen Elizabeth has said that she will not tolerate anyone in the royal family not adhering to established royal protocol.
Reports out of Buckhouse AKA Buckingham Palace state that the 87-year-old gal is sick and tired of reading about he...
LIVERPOOL - Prince William and his gorgeously attractive wife Kate Middleton traveled to Liverpool to pay a visit to the infamous Cavern Club where the Beatles first performed back in the early 60s.
Reports are that Kate and William had been wanti...
LONDON - Pippa Middleton has made it quite clear that she is going ahead with her plans to give her sister Kate a baby shower no matter what Queen Elizabeth says.
According to The Ta Ta For Now News Agency the royal queen when told of the baby sho...
LONDON - Reports coming out of Buckingham Palace state that Queen Elizabeth has expressed her displeasure at the names that her granddaughter-in-law, Kate Middleton has chosen for her and Prince William's baby-to-be.
According to Brompton Boxgrove...
NEW YORK CITY - Reports are that Queen Elizabeth is fit to be tied (once again) over the over exposure of granddaughter-in-law Kate Middleton AKA The Duchess of Cambridge.
Kate The Great and her husband William The Hubby were having a great time v...
Forget the economic ills of the country, put aside people being thrown out of their homes we have an immense Tragedy in our midst and can do nothing about it!
Photographs of our Kate, aka The Duchess of Camping, on the island of Mustique - whilst...
Flintshire, Wales - A Welsh specialist in manipulation of the lower extremities said today that Prince William only got his official Scouts rescue badge 'by blatant cheating'.
Mold podologist Bryn Swallows claims he was ambushed at night in his be...
The baby Kate and William are expecting was not conceived as babies usually are.
No, Kate had a visit from an angel one night and the result is a baby.
"She was all in white - a white robe - and above her head was a very luminous halo. I theref...
Windsor Zoo have today proudly announced the successful insemination of their famous pair of Royals, after months of trying. Royals, like pandas, are notoriously shy and will only reproduce when the circumstances are exactly right. William and Kate,...
A shock announcement from Buckingham Palace has revealed that Kate - sometimes now as the Duchess of Cambridge - is going to have QUINS!!!!!
Royal Watcher Benjamin Crawler, hardly able to contain his excitement, heralded the news as the most amazi...
Despite the news being less than a day old, a Staffordshire pottery firm has begun producing a commemorative mug for the royal baby.
The Emma Bridgewater firm, in Stoke-on-Trent, started work on the blue, red and white mugs late last night, and th...
News is breaking that reports that Kate Middleton is pregnant with Price William's child are actually incorrect. In a dramatic revelation we have today discovered that a royal is pregnant but it is not Kate as first thought.
Buckingham Palace h...
The nation was gripped by baby fever today as news was announced from Buckingham Palace that "Princess" Kate is suffering from extreme nausea and sickness. Media sycophants and lickspittles flooded the airwaves with the "glad tidings" causing Guardi...
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are expecting their first child after Prince William finally managed to impregnate his wife.
Palace insiders recently told the media the Duke and Duchess had been hard at it since their wedding last year with litt...
London - US networks have just picked up a fast-breaking British story about a fierce counter-intelligence op underway in London after risqué pics of a naked Prince William and a six foot eight squaddie 'doing what comes naturally' were leaked to the...
Yesterday we reported on the mysterious case of Sandy Island, supposed to lie in the South Pacific between the eastern Australian coast and French-governed New Caledonia yet last week proven not to exist.
Despite appearing on Google Earth and othe...
London - "Bwahaha, bang goes my lovely diamond tiara!" Kate Middleton sobbed as news of William and Harry's truss fund collapse broke this weekend.
Heavy stakes in an Indonesian mining investment vehicle created by wannabe Gordon Gekko Nat Rothsch...
NEW YORK CITY - It appears that Kate Middleton is getting more publicity than all of the British royalty combined including Queen Elizabeth II, Prince Philip, Prince Charles, Camilla, and the Duke of Liverpool AKA Timmy Tockerticky.
Kate's hubby P...