Hollywood (Only In) - We hear the late Anna Nicole Smith's movie, Illegal Aliens, scheduled for release this May 1 will lose the race to the B-box office in lieu of a film straight out of Private-Only infamy titled, We Are Aliens.
Florida - (Ass Press): Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband Prince Frederick Von Assfelt is suing Faux News and talk show host Bill O'Reilly after being deserted by his hate mail regulars and getting besiedge at the local grocery store by 'people givi...
Bahamas - (ReUterus & Ass. Mess): A partially used tampon once worn by former Playboy centrefold Anna Nicole Smith has broken all records by selling for over $50,000 on internet auction site eBay.
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