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Funny story: Kim Jong-un buys Prince Charles' ears

Kim Jong-un buys Prince Charles' ears

Kim Jong-un, aka Kim Fook Yall, Supreme Leader of the of the Extremely Happy Dream Paradise Thin People's Republic of Korea, Chairman of the Rapidly Disappearing Central Military Commission, World Champion Kids Slide Rider and Undisputed World Heavy...
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Funny story: 'The Provos shot and ate Shergar' Gerry Adams tells Prince Charles

'The Provos shot and ate Shergar' Gerry Adams tells Prince Charles

Ballybollox, Eire - The Prince of Wails was in shock today when ex-IRA scumbag Gerry Adams fingered diehard Provos for slaughtering and barbecuing the Aga Khan's fabled wonder horse. "They charcoal-grilled and ate him at a garden party during the...
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Funny story: The Web Recoils As Prince Charles' 'Black Spider' Letters Published

The Web Recoils As Prince Charles' 'Black Spider' Letters Published

London - There has been a venomous backlash about Prince Charles' letters to various tarantulas, black widows, funnel webs and birdeating spiders published in Britain today. Posts on the ArachnophobesAnonymous.con website allege the Pretender has...
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Funny story: Charles and Camilla Mark 10th Aniversary With A Good Old Fashioned Wank

Charles and Camilla Mark 10th Aniversary With A Good Old Fashioned Wank

LONDON - The heir to the British throne and his consort, Camilla, are celebrating 10 years of marriage -- a decade in which Camilla's public image has gone from aristocratic home-wrecker to admired addition to the royal family. Prince Charles...
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Funny story: Ex-Riggs Bank owner's widow hosts Charles and Camilla visit

Ex-Riggs Bank owner's widow hosts Charles and Camilla visit

Washington DC - The widow of Joe Allbritton, sometime owner of one of America's most corrupt banks, is acting as official hostess to a totally spurious four day visit by roughneck Brit scroungers Charles and Camilla. Barbara Allbritton heads the t...
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Funny story: Queen caught sneaking out of the Palace and pretending to be a homeless person again

Queen caught sneaking out of the Palace and pretending to be a homeless person again

Members of the royal family and local security picked up the Queen yesterday after she went missing from Buckingham Palace. Palace guards reported her gone at lunch time shortly after Sunday mass. Prince Charles and Camilla then drove round the...
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Funny story: Ordure of the Two Hump Camel for Prince Charles from new Saudi King

Ordure of the Two Hump Camel for Prince Charles from new Saudi King

Jeddah, Saudi Arabia - It's been a right royal night of fawning by Prince Charles of LegoverLand, Windsor, over newly fumigated King Smoked Salman, latest Shaikh of Araby. Charles is visiting the despot's Petro-Kingdom for a second time since the...
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Funny story: Tombs Disturbed Near Buckingham Palace - "Psycho" Spotted At Nearby Motel

Tombs Disturbed Near Buckingham Palace - "Psycho" Spotted At Nearby Motel

Investigations by Prince Philip and a rapid response palace Beefeater team yesterday confirmed rumours that Prince Charles, a great fan of the late Alfred Hitchcock's "Psycho" movie and with a notoriously unusual taste in women, (shunning attractive...
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Funny story: Prince Charles shagged under-age camel in Saudi Arabia's Empty Quarter: report

Prince Charles shagged under-age camel in Saudi Arabia's Empty Quarter: report

Rub' al Khali, Saudi Arabia - Fossil remains recovered from the sand dunes have revealed the dromedary 'only ever had one hump' before bursting a blood vessel somewhere inside Charles' desert private quarters. This weekend news of the scandal saw...
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Funny story: Royal Family to Move to Australia

Royal Family to Move to Australia

A spokesman for the British Foreign Office has announced that the House of Windsor has been transferred to Australia. There has been increasing speculation of late as to why the royal family are such frequent visitors to the continent. Kate and W...
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Funny story: Queen and Prince Philip Keep Location a Secret to Hide from Charles and Camille

Queen and Prince Philip Keep Location a Secret to Hide from Charles and Camille

London, UK It was leaked by Buckingham Palace that the reason that no one knows where the Queen and Prince Philip are holidaying is that they wanted to go somewhere where Charles and Camilla can't locate them. "I don't want ONE MORE holiday ruined...
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Funny story: Queen Falls Asleep During Prince Charles Speech

Queen Falls Asleep During Prince Charles Speech

Buckingham Palace, London, England-Queen Elizabeth, as did most of the rest of the audience, fell asleep during a Prince Charles speech yesterday. "All he had to do was say 'gardening' and I was out" said the Queen. "It at least used to take long...
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Funny story: Queen Joins Facebook, Mad Because Kate Won't Friend Her

Queen Joins Facebook, Mad Because Kate Won't Friend Her

London, England-Queen Elizabeth, in a flurry of technological and social networking, had just recently sent out her first Tweet. It has since been reported that the Queen joined Facebook a week ago. She spent the first couple of days playing Farm...
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Funny story: Camilla To Play "Dawn" In New 'Dawn, Of The Planet Of The Ape-Women'

Camilla To Play "Dawn" In New 'Dawn, Of The Planet Of The Ape-Women'

Camilla Parker, Duchess of Cornish is to play the title role in Prince Edward's debut movie, "Dawn, of The Planet of The Ape Women", playing a female ape-humanoid creature instead of incumbent Helen-Bonnington-Carter. Prince Edward, who always th...
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Funny story: Cornwall Is "Axis Of Evil" State - Regime Change On Cards - Obama

Cornwall Is "Axis Of Evil" State - Regime Change On Cards - Obama

President Obama has expressed grave concern that Cornwall has been taken over by the militant Prince Charles, member of the British Royal Family and the Prince of Wales. Charles has been reported to the President by the C.I.A. as having undemocra...
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Funny story: Charles trip to broker cheap Colombian cocaine deal

Charles trip to broker cheap Colombian cocaine deal

Bogota - Prince Charles has begun a weed-long visit to the global epicenter of cocaine dealing following an official invitation from Colombia. Accompanied by crystal meth-peddling bigamist accomplice Camilla the royal Pretender arrived in Bogota i...
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Funny story: Britons Vote Out Prince Charles as Next King

Britons Vote Out Prince Charles as Next King

London, England In a strongly anticipated move, the entire British Commonwealth voted to bypass Prince Charles in favor of his son, Prince William. "Charles is just so stodgy, he will have the whole British Empire asleep before he is even half-way...
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Funny story: Official - Wanking Not A Cause Of Blindness!

Official - Wanking Not A Cause Of Blindness!

A Medical Journal has published sensational clinical trial results proving that continuous wanking is not a cause of blindness. The results, published in "Better Lancit" contradicted what was commonly believed to be the truth. In the controlled e...
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