Showing:

Funny satire stories about Prince Charles

Try another search?

Queen Victoria Spinning in Her Grave is Suspected New Energy Source

Funny story: Queen Victoria Spinning in Her Grave is Suspected New Energy Source

Royal Mausoleum Visitors to the Royal Mausoleum began hearing a strange noise and feeling strange vibrations in the vicinity of the grave of Queen Victoria, who ushered in the Victorian Age. The Victorian Age was considered a time of virtue, reticenc...

Read full story View 'Queen Victoria Spinning in Her Grave is Suspected New Energy Source'

Queen Warns Grandchildren to "Shut the Fuck Up Already"!

Funny story: Queen Warns Grandchildren to "Shut the Fuck Up Already"!

Buckingham Palace, London, England The Queen didn't realize the microphone was still on when she was yelling at Prince William, Prince Harry, and Kate Middleton for being too candid in their public speeches and not royal enough when talking to crowds...

Read full story View 'Queen Warns Grandchildren to "Shut the Fuck Up Already"!'

Prince Charles Discovers Gold in Outlying Castles

Funny story: Prince Charles Discovers Gold in Outlying Castles

London, England The Royal Family owns many castles that are largely unused. Prince Charles has found that many of his ancestors left unseen booty around these properties. When he found gold coins in the pantry of Belvidere House, it was the sign he n...

Read full story View 'Prince Charles Discovers Gold in Outlying Castles'

Royal corgis victims of Rolf Harris

A spokesman for Buckingham Palace has confirmed rumours circulating in London that the Royal corgis were amongst Rolf Harris' victims of sexual abuse. However rumours of a foursome involving the Duchess of Cornwell have been hotly denied by the Ro...

Read full story View 'Royal corgis victims of Rolf Harris'

Kim Jong-un buys Prince Charles' ears

Kim Jong-un, aka Kim Fook Yall, Supreme Leader of the of the Extremely Happy Dream Paradise Thin People's Republic of Korea, Chairman of the Rapidly Disappearing Central Military Commission, World Champion Kids Slide Rider and Undisputed World Heavy...

Read full story View 'Kim Jong-un buys Prince Charles' ears'

'The Provos shot and ate Shergar' Gerry Adams tells Prince Charles

Funny story: 'The Provos shot and ate Shergar' Gerry Adams tells Prince Charles

Ballybollox, Eire - The Prince of Wails was in shock today when ex-IRA scumbag Gerry Adams fingered diehard Provos for slaughtering and barbecuing the Aga Khan's fabled wonder horse. "They charcoal-grilled and ate him at a garden party during the...

Read full story View ''The Provos shot and ate Shergar' Gerry Adams tells Prince Charles'

The Web Recoils As Prince Charles' 'Black Spider' Letters Published

Funny story: The Web Recoils As Prince Charles' 'Black Spider' Letters Published

London - There has been a venomous backlash about Prince Charles' letters to various tarantulas, black widows, funnel webs and birdeating spiders published in Britain today. Posts on the ArachnophobesAnonymous.con website allege the Pretender has...

Read full story View 'The Web Recoils As Prince Charles' 'Black Spider' Letters Published'

Charles and Camilla Mark 10th Aniversary With A Good Old Fashioned Wank

Funny story: Charles and Camilla Mark 10th Aniversary With A Good Old Fashioned Wank

LONDON - The heir to the British throne and his consort, Camilla, are celebrating 10 years of marriage -- a decade in which Camilla's public image has gone from aristocratic home-wrecker to admired addition to the royal family. Prince Charles...

Read full story View 'Charles and Camilla Mark 10th Aniversary With A Good Old Fashioned Wank'

Ex-Riggs Bank owner's widow hosts Charles and Camilla visit

Funny story: Ex-Riggs Bank owner's widow hosts Charles and Camilla visit

Washington DC - The widow of Joe Allbritton, sometime owner of one of America's most corrupt banks, is acting as official hostess to a totally spurious four day visit by roughneck Brit scroungers Charles and Camilla. Barbara Allbritton heads the t...

Read full story View 'Ex-Riggs Bank owner's widow hosts Charles and Camilla visit'

Queen caught sneaking out of the Palace and pretending to be a homeless person again

Funny story: Queen caught sneaking out of the Palace and pretending to be a homeless person again

Members of the royal family and local security picked up the Queen yesterday after she went missing from Buckingham Palace. Palace guards reported her gone at lunch time shortly after Sunday mass. Prince Charles and Camilla then drove round the...

Read full story View 'Queen caught sneaking out of the Palace and pretending to be a homeless person again'

Ordure of the Two Hump Camel for Prince Charles from new Saudi King

Funny story: Ordure of the Two Hump Camel for Prince Charles from new Saudi King

Jeddah, Saudi Arabia - It's been a right royal night of fawning by Prince Charles of LegoverLand, Windsor, over newly fumigated King Smoked Salman, latest Shaikh of Araby. Charles is visiting the despot's Petro-Kingdom for a second time since the...

Read full story View 'Ordure of the Two Hump Camel for Prince Charles from new Saudi King'

Tombs Disturbed Near Buckingham Palace - "Psycho" Spotted At Nearby Motel

Funny story: Tombs Disturbed Near Buckingham Palace - "Psycho" Spotted At Nearby Motel

Investigations by Prince Philip and a rapid response palace Beefeater team yesterday confirmed rumours that Prince Charles, a great fan of the late Alfred Hitchcock's "Psycho" movie and with a notoriously unusual taste in women, (shunning attractive...

Read full story View 'Tombs Disturbed Near Buckingham Palace - "Psycho" Spotted At Nearby Motel'

Prince Charles shagged under-age camel in Saudi Arabia's Empty Quarter: report

Funny story: Prince Charles shagged under-age camel in Saudi Arabia's Empty Quarter: report

Rub' al Khali, Saudi Arabia - Fossil remains recovered from the sand dunes have revealed the dromedary 'only ever had one hump' before bursting a blood vessel somewhere inside Charles' desert private quarters. This weekend news of the scandal saw...

Read full story View 'Prince Charles shagged under-age camel in Saudi Arabia's Empty Quarter: report'

Royal Family to Move to Australia

Funny story: Royal Family to Move to Australia

A spokesman for the British Foreign Office has announced that the House of Windsor has been transferred to Australia. There has been increasing speculation of late as to why the royal family are such frequent visitors to the continent. Kate and W...

Read full story View 'Royal Family to Move to Australia'

Queen and Prince Philip Keep Location a Secret to Hide from Charles and Camille

Funny story: Queen and Prince Philip Keep Location a Secret to Hide from Charles and Camille

London, UK It was leaked by Buckingham Palace that the reason that no one knows where the Queen and Prince Philip are holidaying is that they wanted to go somewhere where Charles and Camilla can't locate them. "I don't want ONE MORE holiday ruined...

Read full story View 'Queen and Prince Philip Keep Location a Secret to Hide from Charles and Camille'

Queen Falls Asleep During Prince Charles Speech

Funny story: Queen Falls Asleep During Prince Charles Speech

Buckingham Palace, London, England-Queen Elizabeth, as did most of the rest of the audience, fell asleep during a Prince Charles speech yesterday. "All he had to do was say 'gardening' and I was out" said the Queen. "It at least used to take long...

Read full story View 'Queen Falls Asleep During Prince Charles Speech'

Queen Joins Facebook, Mad Because Kate Won't Friend Her

Funny story: Queen Joins Facebook, Mad Because Kate Won't Friend Her

London, England-Queen Elizabeth, in a flurry of technological and social networking, had just recently sent out her first Tweet. It has since been reported that the Queen joined Facebook a week ago. She spent the first couple of days playing Farm...

Read full story View 'Queen Joins Facebook, Mad Because Kate Won't Friend Her'

Camilla To Play "Dawn" In New 'Dawn, Of The Planet Of The Ape-Women'

Funny story: Camilla To Play "Dawn" In New 'Dawn, Of The Planet Of The Ape-Women'

Camilla Parker, Duchess of Cornish is to play the title role in Prince Edward's debut movie, "Dawn, of The Planet of The Ape Women", playing a female ape-humanoid creature instead of incumbent Helen-Bonnington-Carter. Prince Edward, who always th...

Read full story View 'Camilla To Play "Dawn" In New 'Dawn, Of The Planet Of The Ape-Women''

Breaking news…

Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
104 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more