London - They're squirming at MoD HQ in London today amid claims a Middle Eastern nabob has scooped up the entire 74-strong fleet at the bargain basement price of $1 billion.
Retired Air Commodore Sir Monty Dam-Busta is said to have acted as the M...
London - A job ads noticeboard at a Soho newsagents window is advertising the position following an unexpected vacancy.
The For Sale & Wanted ad directs applicants to the mobile phone number of a Wapping recruitment agency.
And specifies th...
The Queen's recent edict cutting off private security for the Princess Uglies, Beatrice and Eugenie, is causing rising angst to their beleaguered father, Duke of Yuk, who in desperation resorted to the help wanted ads seeking private protection for...
Following the furor over recent Millinery Mayhem exhibited at the Royal Wedding, the Queen has announced her disfavor by stripping 'personal protection' from the Princesses of Yuk, Beatrice and Eugenie, an act which is said will hamper their 'pub cra...
Finally realizing the inevitable, the Duke and Duchess of Yuk have announced they are getting back together and in order to save taxpayers' money have chosen to renew their vows outside Westminster Abbey simultaneously with Prince William and Kate Ap...
The Parliamentary Voting and Constituencies Bill has now received Royal Assent and as a result, the Isle of Wight will have two constituencies instead of one.
The Electoral Commission will now decide on which basis the island will be split. Previo...
London - The pictures were accidentally hacked into by Daily Smearer reporters on the edge of the Andy Coulson affair.
Their existence has seen a furious Palace rumpus erupt as the UK Representative for Rough Trade And Investment fights to save hi...
London - The Duke of York has had to cancel a 'Big Bang: UK Young Scientists Fair' trip this Friday over 'unfortunate connotations'.
The Max Mosley-lookalike freeloader has been told he'll have to keep those adolf-esecent Big Bang theories to hims...
Prince Andrew has bowed to mounting pressure and resigned from his post as the U.K's Special Representative for International Trade and Investment.
The decision had looked increasingly inevitable over the last few days after it emerged that the Pr...
Royal shock machines Sorry, Doshless of York, and Andrew, Duke of Hopeless, are set to be exiled as soon as an unsuitable country can be found to accept them. But apparently even the worst places on earth have their limits.
Given her fondness f...
It's just been revealed by a guy smoking a cigar outside the 16th Street Social Club in Queens, New York that HRH Prince Andrew's application to join the Gambino crime family has been declined.
Prince Andrew's nefarious activities have been recent...
London - An image of Prince Andrew with a Hitler mustache has appeared on Palace pancakes.
The dish of scrummy crepes had been cooked up for the Queen's Shrove Tuesday pleasure tomorrow.
It was to feature at a Palace party honoring delightful y...
The Queen is said to be considering a spring House (of Windsor) cleaning as the Duke of York's With-Friends-Like-These scandal threatens to turn into a real toe sucker. Bad news is swamping the monarchy at a pace not seen since the Royal Divorce-Off...
Sarah, Doshless of York and Andrew, Duke of Hopeless, are to appear in the lead roles of Danny Zuko and Sandy Virginal Girl in a revival of the hit musical Grease.
The pair, always on the lookout for a new opportunity yet uniquely unable to disce...
London - The Duke of York's pervy paedo pals are tarnishing the glitter of royal glitz.
Now the government fears his role as Britain's International Representative for Rough Trade & Investment may have been brought into disrepute.
This week...
Sarah Brown, wife of former Prime Minister Gordon Brown, has revealed an encounter with Prince Andrew, which caused the Duke of York to march up a hill and down again.
Knowing of Andrew's interest in history, Sarah Brown showed him a wax mask of O...
Buckingham Palace, LONDON: Prince Andrew's ex, Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York, will not be attending the high society bash of the year at Westminister Abbey.
Sarah, Duchess of York, also known as Fergie, is persona non grata in some quarters, si...
Prince Andrew has just turned down the lead role in the new TV production The Scroungers, suggesting that his big bro was much more suited for the role, having had far more practice.
In truth, he was mortified at the mere thought of rising early t...