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Former Duchess Sarah Ferguson Will Be Given Wedding Invitation to Harry's Wedding if She Promises to Stop Tweeting

Funny story: Former Duchess Sarah Ferguson Will Be Given Wedding Invitation to Harry's Wedding if She Promises to Stop Tweeting

Buckingam Palace The former wife of Prince Andrew, Sarah Ferguson, signed an agreement today with Buckingham Palace regarding the conditions she agrees to follow if allowed to attend royal weddings. The first point was that Sarah must avoid Prince...

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Queen Victoria Spinning in Her Grave is Suspected New Energy Source

Funny story: Queen Victoria Spinning in Her Grave is Suspected New Energy Source

Royal Mausoleum Visitors to the Royal Mausoleum began hearing a strange noise and feeling strange vibrations in the vicinity of the grave of Queen Victoria, who ushered in the Victorian Age. The Victorian Age was considered a time of virtue, reticenc...

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Prince Andrew has mixed-species baby says Brit tabloid

Funny story: Prince Andrew has mixed-species baby says Brit tabloid

London - A flagshit - ok, flagship - organ of the British Establishment is publishing pictures of a new royal baby believed to be a Prince Andrew-Baboon hybrid. The London Sunday Smearer says three year-old olive baboon (Papio anubis) Samantha Ban...

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Bill Cosby Reaches Out to Prince Andrew

Funny story: Bill Cosby Reaches Out to Prince Andrew

Buckingham Palace, London, England Buckingham Palace announced today that even though Prince Andrew has never done anything wrong with any underage sex slaves, Sarah Ferguson, retired Duchess of York, will still be standing by him, but won't be provi...

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Paparazzi Distracted By Red Herring At Palace

Funny story: Paparazzi Distracted By Red Herring At Palace

A damage limitation excercise was mounted this morning after thousands of Paparazzi were noticed outside a Royal Prince's bedroom at Ferguson Palace. Royal advisors were known to have have subsequently met with the Duke of Edinburgh to explain the l...

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Prince Andrew exiled to Falkland Islands until US sex slave orgy lawsuit blows over

Funny story: Prince Andrew exiled to Falkland Islands until US sex slave orgy lawsuit blows over

Florida - Randy Andy will lie low at Gooose Green in the Falklands for the duration while a new, wholesome organic role is hammered out by the Palace. That means he could be back in the saddle again as early as, uh, 2065 - all being well. Only...

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Royal Family to Move to Australia

Funny story: Royal Family to Move to Australia

A spokesman for the British Foreign Office has announced that the House of Windsor has been transferred to Australia. There has been increasing speculation of late as to why the royal family are such frequent visitors to the continent. Kate and W...

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Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson to Remarry For the Children

Funny story: Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson to Remarry For the Children

London, England-Tired of living in squalid, back street non-Royal quarters, Sarah Ferguson got back in touch with her ex-husband Prince Andrew. She had been hearing that he had been confined to squalid back street palaces since their divorce, Fergie...

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Middle Class Tattoo Booths To Open in Department Stores

Funny story: Middle Class Tattoo Booths To Open in Department Stores

Shares in Edinburgh Tattoo, the high class tattoo studio chain, received a boost at close of trading last night after it was rumoured that it had contacted Balmoral Body Art, the place where Prince Andrew was rumoured to have had his famous "Mother"...

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Prince Andrew photographed wanking

Funny story: Prince Andrew photographed wanking

Prince Andrew has been photographed wanking with the help of his mother, HRH, Queen Elizabeth II. His tentative strokes were captured on Sunday as nephews, princes William and Harry lined up on opposing sides in the Jerudong Trophy at Cirencester...

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Adorable Royal Baby George Shoots Terrorists and earns 30 Medals on First Day of Tour of Duty in Afghanistan

Funny story: Adorable Royal Baby George Shoots Terrorists and earns 30 Medals on First Day of Tour of Duty in Afghanistan

"Attaboy" Royal Baby Hero Prince George has already gained as many medals as the Duke of Edinburgh and Saddam Hussein combined after a successful first day of duty in a combat helicopter on the front line. According to sources, he shot three terr...

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Al Shabaab-Kebab terror chief 'is Lord Lucan's son': reports

Funny story: Al Shabaab-Kebab terror chief 'is Lord Lucan's son': reports

East Africa - The charcoal grilled lamb-peddling terror outfit's commander has tested DNA positive as Lord Lucan's son, spawned during the fugitive peer's UK taxpayer-funded grand tour of Africa according to reports. Vladimir Dim-Eatery Lucan Shis...

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OMG! Prince Andrew 'is Lord Lucan's son'

Funny story: OMG! Prince Andrew 'is Lord Lucan's son'

London - The Queen was left looking grimly po-faced as news of the deception spread this morning confirming Foreign Orifice DNA results of a direct hit between the missing Irish peer and Prince Andrew, Duke of York. The royal cuckoo became a Palac...

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MoD dilemma as Prince Andrew claims to have 'sold' Harrier Jump Jet fleet to 'friendly Middle East potentate'

Funny story: MoD dilemma as Prince Andrew claims to have 'sold' Harrier Jump Jet fleet to 'friendly Middle East potentate'

London - They're squirming at MoD HQ in London today amid claims a Middle Eastern nabob has scooped up the entire 74-strong fleet at the bargain basement price of $1 billion. Retired Air Commodore Sir Monty Dam-Busta is said to have acted as the M...

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Wanted: New UK Rough Trade & Investment Envoy

Funny story: Wanted: New UK Rough Trade & Investment Envoy

London - A job ads noticeboard at a Soho newsagents window is advertising the position following an unexpected vacancy. The For Sale & Wanted ad directs applicants to the mobile phone number of a Wapping recruitment agency. And specifies th...

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Duke of Yuk Can't Find Private Minders to Keep Princesses from Running Amok!

Funny story: Duke of Yuk Can't Find Private Minders to Keep Princesses from Running Amok!

The Queen's recent edict cutting off private security for the Princess Uglies, Beatrice and Eugenie, is causing rising angst to their beleaguered father, Duke of Yuk, who in desperation resorted to the help wanted ads seeking private protection for...

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Beatrice and Eugenie Stripped of "Protection', "Must Crawl Home on their Own" says Queen!

Funny story: Beatrice and Eugenie Stripped of "Protection', "Must Crawl Home on their Own" says Queen!

Following the furor over recent Millinery Mayhem exhibited at the Royal Wedding, the Queen has announced her disfavor by stripping 'personal protection' from the Princesses of Yuk, Beatrice and Eugenie, an act which is said will hamper their 'pub cra...

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Frugal Luv Story: Andrew & Fergie Set to Renew Vows April 29 With Will & Kate In Order To Cut Expenses!

Funny story: Frugal Luv Story: Andrew & Fergie Set to Renew Vows April 29 With Will & Kate In Order To Cut Expenses!

Finally realizing the inevitable, the Duke and Duchess of Yuk have announced they are getting back together and in order to save taxpayers' money have chosen to renew their vows outside Westminster Abbey simultaneously with Prince William and Kate Ap...

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