Barney Bard, the Trump Administration's own official, if a bit giddy, Gadfly, has released the following:
Unpleasant contemplation -- technical difficulties at a "fart to the music" concert.
People that claim to be spiritual -- just lazy fucks...
The number of prisoners released in "error" is at an all time high according to statistics released by Westminster today.
65 inmates were released due to "clerical" and "official" errors but the majority were released due to bathroom windows being l...
Former head of FEMA Micheal D. Brown (Brownie as he is known to former President George W. Bush) delivered some harsh words about the Boy Scouts of America, just days after his recent remarks toward the Obama administration's response to Hurricane Sa...
After years of excuses from the White House regarding apparent misspeaking's from the administrations second in command. The White House press secretary Jay Carney announced that V.P. Joe Biden's recent remarks about "stringing them up" was a side ef...
TALKSPORT TOWERS, London: Review of the papers by "What's it MATTer, SCOTT of the Guardian!" Hah! Hah! Hah!, Thursday, 14th July 2011.
MATT SCOTT: "Here is a story that I really like in the Daily Express, 'British sports stars could be forced to wear the EU flag on their kit in the latest bid by Brussels to impose its symbols on the UK.' What's it matter? Hah! Hah! Hah!"
RAY STUBBS: "Hah...
You couldn't make it up! Every single one of Britain's notorious red top Sunday tabloids, with one single exception, has led today with a totally fictional headline!
In an unprecedented move, a number of editors issued a joint statement expressing...
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