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Funny story: Hillary Clinton secretly enters Iraq to assess ISIS and begin pre-presidential negotiations

Hillary Clinton secretly enters Iraq to assess ISIS and begin pre-presidential negotiations

In burqa and nijab, with her signature dark wraparounds, presidential candidate Hillary Clinton recently entered Iraq as part of her presidential campaign. No simple drop in and out with flak jacket, HRC slipped into Iraq and drove north from Bagh...
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Funny story: Governor Christie's winter love song to a bridge

Governor Christie's winter love song to a bridge

According to a spokesperson for Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey, the candidate for the 016 presidential election is sleeping less while consuming more bedside emergency oatmeal cookies than usual during long wakeful periods. The George Washi...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney Answers The Food Stamp Question

Mitt Romney Answers The Food Stamp Question

TOLEDO, Ohio - Most of the political media realizes that the GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney talks a lot about the middle class and about poor people but he really does not know very many people in either group. Political Salad Bar Magazine...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney Flip Flops Again - Says He Will Remain A Mormon and Not Change Over To Being An Episcopalian After All

Mitt Romney Flip Flops Again - Says He Will Remain A Mormon and Not Change Over To Being An Episcopalian After All

FIVE FORKS, South Carolina - GOP presidential front runner Mitt Romney's "Mormon Merriment Presidential Campaign Bus Tour" pulled into the town of Five Forks, South Carolina on a day when the heat index was 103. In 1789, the city was discovered an...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney Said To Be Seriously Considering Hank Williams Jr. As His Choice For GOP Running Mate

Mitt Romney Said To Be Seriously Considering Hank Williams Jr. As His Choice For GOP Running Mate

DETROIT - Mitt Romney recently spoke before a crowd estimated at around 523 in Detroit's Carburetor Coliseum. Afterwards he sat down with Mistletoe Bulova of The Political Drive Thru Window. She asked Romney if he had heard from fellow Republican...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney Has Said That If He Is Elected President He Promises To Provide Free Blow Dryers To Every American Family

Mitt Romney Has Said That If He Is Elected President He Promises To Provide Free Blow Dryers To Every American Family

TOLEDO, Ohio - GOP front runner Mitt Romney was in Toledo speaking at the yearly meeting of The Retired Ohio Blue Tip Kitchen Matches Factory Workers Union 1313. He told the crowd estimated at between 71 and 74 people including six babies, seven t...
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Funny story: Republican party unveils secret presidential candidate

Republican party unveils secret presidential candidate

After years of internal arguing over who should stand against Obama in the upcoming elections, the Republicans have finally come up with a candidate who should please everyone, but he's certainly not your average Joe. He's called Republi-bot, and...
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Funny story: Romney: I'm No Obama, Shows Pictures!

Romney: I'm No Obama, Shows Pictures!

Mitt Romney went out of his way to show his audience yesterday that he was no Obama. "I'm no Barack Obama!", yelled Romney above the crowd roar! "I promise: No more stinking beer conferences! We need sober leaders, not people sitting around the Ro...
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Funny story: An Extremely Furious Michele Bachmann Has Asked Herman Cain To Please Stop Calling And Asking Her Out

An Extremely Furious Michele Bachmann Has Asked Herman Cain To Please Stop Calling And Asking Her Out

INTERNATIONAL FALLS, Minnesota - Michele Bachmann, who dropped out of the GOP presidential race after a very poor showing in the Iowa Caucus, recently confided to her hair stylist that she is really upset about a certain former fellow GOP presidentia...
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Funny story: Santorum Denies Criticizing Gays, Claims He Said "Humus Chemicals"

Santorum Denies Criticizing Gays, Claims He Said "Humus Chemicals"

Concord, NH -- Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum has again found himself in hot water, just days after controversy over his remarks about blacks and welfare. This time the controversy was due to comments he made during a stump speech in...
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Funny story: After Seeing Kelly Clarkson's Album Sales Shoot Up 442% After She Endorses Ron Paul, Kanye West Decides To Endorse Michele Bachmann

After Seeing Kelly Clarkson's Album Sales Shoot Up 442% After She Endorses Ron Paul, Kanye West Decides To Endorse Michele Bachmann

DALLAS - Kelly Clarkson says that she is absolutely shocked at the fantastic surge in record sales after she announced that she would vote for Ron Paul for president. The Texas native said that at first she was concerned because a lot of haters to...
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Funny story: The Reason So Many People Like Newt Gingrich Is Because He Reminds Them of Captain Kangaroo

The Reason So Many People Like Newt Gingrich Is Because He Reminds Them of Captain Kangaroo

NEW YORK CITY - The resemblance is uncanny. Newt Gingrich looks just like the famous host of the popular kids morning show Captain Kangaroo. And the fact that so many Republican voters grew up watching the morning show certainly has caused Newt Gi...
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Funny story: Ron Paul debates alone; suffers historic defeat.

Ron Paul debates alone; suffers historic defeat.

Next week, at the Reuters/University of New Hampshire Republican Presidential Debate, congressman Ron Paul will be on stage alone, according to debate organizers. All other candidates have refused to participate. According to a near unanimous cro...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Proposes Mandatory Helmets for All Americans, All of the Time

Sarah Palin Proposes Mandatory Helmets for All Americans, All of the Time

Undeclared Republican presidential candidate Sarah Palin today asked Congress to replace Social Security, Medicare and other entitlements with a program that would provide a hardshell helmet for every man, woman and child in America. "It's time to...
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Funny story: USA Toupé?

USA Toupé?

Washington DC: Entrepreneur, television personality and Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump is facing claims that his hair was born outside of the United States, thereby rendering it ineligible to hold the nation's highest office. Liberal...
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Funny story: Newt Gingrich to Undergo Exploratory Surgery in Lieu of Exploratory Committee

Newt Gingrich to Undergo Exploratory Surgery in Lieu of Exploratory Committee

Des Moines, IA - Newt Gingrich, who more closely resembles something from the Movie, Gremlins, has decided to undergo a makeover, but the changes will not just be skin deep. According to his closest political advisor, Charlie Sheen, "In order for...
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Funny story: Obamarama hits full stride as Obama ads sweep the US

Obamarama hits full stride as Obama ads sweep the US

Senator Barack Obama is days away from breaking all advertising spending records set by major movie studios when launching crap movies. He may also exceed the theretofore-unrivalled price tag of the previous presidential election, purchased by former...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin proclaims: "Saturday Night Live is funny!"

Sarah Palin proclaims: "Saturday Night Live is funny!"

(New York-NY) Showing up for her guest stint on this week's "Saturday Night Live", Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin took time out for an impromptu press conference. One of her answers has both parties claiming it for their own agend...
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Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!

A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
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