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Sanders Supporters Begin "Occupy Walmart"--Pledge To Hold Out Indefinitely

Funny story: Sanders Supporters Begin "Occupy Walmart"--Pledge To Hold Out Indefinitely

With Hillary Clinton as the presumptive nominee for the Democrats, some Bernie Sanders supporters are now executing their Occupy Walmart strategy in a last ditch effort to win Sanders the nomination. Nearly 40,000 Occupy volunteers will protest an...

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Hillary Clinton Turns Opponent Scott Walker Into Kitten; Scientists Baffled

Recently, GOP candidate Scott Walker dropped out of the presidential race. Officials wondered why until a surprise camera flash-mob on Hillary Clinton revealed that Walker had been abducted by Clinton and genetically engineered into a kitten. Whe...

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Chris Christie Announces Candidacy At A Very Sore Spot

Funny story: Chris Christie Announces Candidacy At A Very Sore Spot

Livingston, NJ - On Tuesday, infamous New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie, finally announced to America that he will indeed be running for the highest office in the land - and he did it underneath the football goal that was once the site of the bigge...

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Extremely racist old man planning to run for U.S. president in 2016

Ah, yes. Elections. The only thing more American than that is a morbidly obese 40 year old drunk man carrying an assault rifle; yelling at immigrants. Boy, we really let our forefathers down. Around 65 people are potential candidates for presiden...

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Hillary Clinton at Club Ali Baba and His Forty Daughters for meeting with ISIS in Iraq

Funny story: Hillary Clinton at Club Ali Baba and His Forty Daughters for meeting with ISIS in Iraq

Pepe Warezabar here, just returned to Baghdad, and speaking into my laptop after rendezvous in Mosul with Hillary and the leader of ISIS. On the way there, yes, it was the orange Honda with plenty of dust, thank the bejeezus, me with pedal to the metal and Hillary in black burqa and wraparounds. Was she nervous? Who wasn't. Look, those claw marks on my right forearm could have come from anyw...

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Hillary Clinton secretly enters Iraq to assess ISIS and begin pre-presidential negotiations

Funny story: Hillary Clinton secretly enters Iraq to assess ISIS and begin pre-presidential negotiations

In burqa and nijab, with her signature dark wraparounds, presidential candidate Hillary Clinton recently entered Iraq as part of her presidential campaign. No simple drop in and out with flak jacket, HRC slipped into Iraq and drove north from Bagh...

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Governor Christie's winter love song to a bridge

Funny story: Governor Christie's winter love song to a bridge

According to a spokesperson for Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey, the candidate for the 016 presidential election is sleeping less while consuming more bedside emergency oatmeal cookies than usual during long wakeful periods. The George Washi...

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Mitt Romney Answers The Food Stamp Question

Funny story: Mitt Romney Answers The Food Stamp Question

TOLEDO, Ohio - Most of the political media realizes that the GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney talks a lot about the middle class and about poor people but he really does not know very many people in either group. Political Salad Bar Magazine...

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Mitt Romney Flip Flops Again - Says He Will Remain A Mormon and Not Change Over To Being An Episcopalian After All

Funny story: Mitt Romney Flip Flops Again - Says He Will Remain A Mormon and Not Change Over To Being An Episcopalian After All

FIVE FORKS, South Carolina - GOP presidential front runner Mitt Romney's "Mormon Merriment Presidential Campaign Bus Tour" pulled into the town of Five Forks, South Carolina on a day when the heat index was 103. In 1789, the city was discovered an...

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Mitt Romney Said To Be Seriously Considering Hank Williams Jr. As His Choice For GOP Running Mate

Funny story: Mitt Romney Said To Be Seriously Considering Hank Williams Jr. As His Choice For GOP Running Mate

DETROIT - Mitt Romney recently spoke before a crowd estimated at around 523 in Detroit's Carburetor Coliseum. Afterwards he sat down with Mistletoe Bulova of The Political Drive Thru Window. She asked Romney if he had heard from fellow Republican...

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Mitt Romney Has Said That If He Is Elected President He Promises To Provide Free Blow Dryers To Every American Family

Funny story: Mitt Romney Has Said That If He Is Elected President He Promises To Provide Free Blow Dryers To Every American Family

TOLEDO, Ohio - GOP front runner Mitt Romney was in Toledo speaking at the yearly meeting of The Retired Ohio Blue Tip Kitchen Matches Factory Workers Union 1313. He told the crowd estimated at between 71 and 74 people including six babies, seven t...

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Romney: I'm No Obama, Shows Pictures!

Funny story: Romney: I'm No Obama, Shows Pictures!

Mitt Romney went out of his way to show his audience yesterday that he was no Obama. "I'm no Barack Obama!", yelled Romney above the crowd roar! "I promise: No more stinking beer conferences! We need sober leaders, not people sitting around the Ro...

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An Extremely Furious Michele Bachmann Has Asked Herman Cain To Please Stop Calling And Asking Her Out

Funny story: An Extremely Furious Michele Bachmann Has Asked Herman Cain To Please Stop Calling And Asking Her Out

INTERNATIONAL FALLS, Minnesota - Michele Bachmann, who dropped out of the GOP presidential race after a very poor showing in the Iowa Caucus, recently confided to her hair stylist that she is really upset about a certain former fellow GOP presidentia...

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After Seeing Kelly Clarkson's Album Sales Shoot Up 442% After She Endorses Ron Paul, Kanye West Decides To Endorse Michele Bachmann

Funny story: After Seeing Kelly Clarkson's Album Sales Shoot Up 442% After She Endorses Ron Paul, Kanye West Decides To Endorse Michele Bachmann

DALLAS - Kelly Clarkson says that she is absolutely shocked at the fantastic surge in record sales after she announced that she would vote for Ron Paul for president. The Texas native said that at first she was concerned because a lot of haters to...

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The Reason So Many People Like Newt Gingrich Is Because He Reminds Them of Captain Kangaroo

Funny story: The Reason So Many People Like Newt Gingrich Is Because He Reminds Them of Captain Kangaroo

NEW YORK CITY - The resemblance is uncanny. Newt Gingrich looks just like the famous host of the popular kids morning show Captain Kangaroo. And the fact that so many Republican voters grew up watching the morning show certainly has caused Newt Gi...

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Ron Paul debates alone; suffers historic defeat.

Funny story: Ron Paul debates alone; suffers historic defeat.

Next week, at the Reuters/University of New Hampshire Republican Presidential Debate, congressman Ron Paul will be on stage alone, according to debate organizers. All other candidates have refused to participate. According to a near unanimous cro...

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Sarah Palin Proposes Mandatory Helmets for All Americans, All of the Time

Funny story: Sarah Palin Proposes Mandatory Helmets for All Americans, All of the Time

Undeclared Republican presidential candidate Sarah Palin today asked Congress to replace Social Security, Medicare and other entitlements with a program that would provide a hardshell helmet for every man, woman and child in America. "It's time to...

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USA Toupé?

Funny story: USA Toupé?

Washington DC: Entrepreneur, television personality and Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump is facing claims that his hair was born outside of the United States, thereby rendering it ineligible to hold the nation's highest office. Liberal...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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