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Funny story: Illuminati sends 4.0 quake to Maine warning US not to vote for Obama

Illuminati sends 4.0 quake to Maine warning US not to vote for Obama

PORTLAND, Maine (ABSNN) - An earthquake that registered 4.0 struck just west of Portland just before 8 p.m. this evening. The Illuminati has taken responsibility for the temblor and "vows to cause an even greater quake should Mitt Romney fail to be...
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Funny story: Romney says Big Bird "tastes like chicken"

Romney says Big Bird "tastes like chicken"

In the first of three presidential debates, Romney explicitly said that he supports cutting funding for PBS and Sesame Street. Fans of public television were particularly angered that he singled out Big Bird. "I'm a huge fan of Big Bird," said Romney...
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Funny story: The Presidential Debate: The President and Romney Could Have Phoned It In

The Presidential Debate: The President and Romney Could Have Phoned It In

DENVER - Well the first presidential debate of 2012 is now in the history books and it proved to be as exciting as listening to Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter talk about beauty tips. Sinclair Petaluma with Political Salad Bar Magazine stated that both...
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Funny story: Obama and Romney Finally Agree: The President Won't Use a Teleprompter and Romney Won't Flip-Flop

Obama and Romney Finally Agree: The President Won't Use a Teleprompter and Romney Won't Flip-Flop

DENVER - The first Presidential Debate between President Obama and non-president Mitt Romney will be held in The Mile High City. The debate will be moderated by Jim Lehrer, a man who should have changed his last name a long, long time ago. Lehr...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney Fears He Will Implode During The Debate

Mitt Romney Fears He Will Implode During The Debate

WINNEMUCCA, Nevada - Mitt Romney was in Winnemucca, the town that the Paiute Indians named and which means place where bison frolick with wild stallions and look silly as the dickens. "Old Mittens" confided to his GOP campaign spokesperson Cooter...
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Funny story: Presidential debate format to change: live Romney to go up against videotaped self

Presidential debate format to change: live Romney to go up against videotaped self

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has decided to sit out the upcoming presidential debates in lieu of an even bigger crowd-pleaser. Mitt will suit up the mitts to spar against--HIMSELF. Video spots will be aired showing the Republican candidate s...
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Funny story: Obama's Head To Be Enclosed In Hermetically Sealed Bubble During Romney Debate

Obama's Head To Be Enclosed In Hermetically Sealed Bubble During Romney Debate

BILLINGSGATE POST - ELECTION SPECIAL - In a face saving development that could potentially change the way voters look at presidential candidates, the handlers of Barack Obama requested that his head be put into a hermetically sealed bubble so that Mi...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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